Therefore God give thee of the dew of heaven, and the fatness of the earth, and plenty of corn and wine:

Another day to mind my business on this app, to find wahala no dey my blood

I will let you know now, the hidden footage P Diddy took of Michelle Obama is a million times worse than you can even imagine.

My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.

Do you know how mature Lagbaja’s circle of friends has to be for his identity to not be public after all these years as a Nigerian?

If my babe dey your side now check time. If na you, you go dey happy

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive!...