Mikel Obi was already enroute for Man United medicals before news broke out he has joined Chelsea. Brighton made an official post denying Cucurella to Chelsea even after Fabrizio’s “Here We Go”. Chelsea fans have always had crazy transfer window saga. Elo fokan bale.

Cucurella sang a song when Spain won the Euros🏆, saying, "Haaland trembles as Cucurella is coming." During the game between Manchester City and Chelsea, Cucurella experienced a cramp and called out to Haaland for help. However, Haaland simply walked past him, laughing🤣

🔵 Erling Haaland: “Well, Cucurella is a funny man. Last season he asked for my shirt… and this summer he sings a song about me”.

This is for Peace to Reign: 1. Arsenal signed 3 players in January Leandro Trossard Jakub Kiwior Jorginho. 🟩 They Finished second Man City signed only 1 player: Maximo Perrone 🟩 They were PL Champions Newcastle Signed 1 player Harrison Ashby 🟩 They finished 4th Man Utd signed 3 players: Jack Butland Marcel Sabitzer Wout Weghorst 🟩 They finished 3rd Tottenham signed 2 players Arnaut Danjuma Pedro Porro 🟩 They finished 8th Even Liverpool signed 1 player: Cody Gakpo 🟩 They finished 5th Now here come the Mighty London Cowboys who signed Wesley Fofana Marc Cucurella Raheem Sterling Kalidou Koulibaly Carney Chukwuemeka Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Gabriel Slonina Denis Zakaria Mykhailo Mudryk Benoît Badiashile Noni Madueke Andrey Santos David Datro Fofana João Félix Gabriel Slonina Malo Gusto Clever Muzuva, Raymond Undi, kabiru Danazumi Chukudi Nathan Austine Loss Mendes Luis Luis fonsi Despacitor Karavas Justin Bieber Johny Heaven Johnny Sins Brother Bernard Tiote Malumbu Oscar Benitez Confuse Lucas Enzo Fernández ❌ They finished 12th after all their terrorist threats So, the only achievement Chelsea had last Season is dreaming of achieving their achievements. ⚡ Zedd

🚨Marc Cucurella stars in a new Estrella commercial with a fresh hairstyle, singing: "Cucurella! Cucurella! He eats paella, he drinks Estrella"🚨 #fypシviralシ2024 #mikemillyofficial #cucurella

🔵🔴🗣 Ter Stegen: "I am very excited to face this season, I really want to face the complicated matches that I'm sure there will be. It will be very special because we return to Camp Nou, it makes us all very happy" 🗣 Ter Stegen: "Playing for Barça and defending this shield deserves us to do our best. We made 3 points less than the previous season we won the league. We always want to be 100% and this year the same, we have a good team." 🗣 Ter Stegen: "We are trying to adapt as quickly as possible to Hansi's philosophy and play and defend how they want" 🗣 Ter Stegen: "Lamine is a player who has just started and has already won a super important title that he will never forget. I hope there are many more, he is at a spectacular level and I hope he improves even more " 🗣 Ter Stegen: "Hansi has a way of working on the physical issue and ensuring that everyone is at the level that allows us to play several games in a row throughout the season, which will be very key." 🗣 Ter Stegen: "I am always attentive to getting the message to all the players and getting the feedback to Hansi. At the moment it seems like they understand everything, even those who speak less English." 🗣 Ter Stegen: "Sergi Roberto's situation, as a friend, I feel bad that he is without a team. The market is long and we will see how everything is resolved, I hope everything goes well" 🗣 Ter Stegen: "People really want to go back to Camp Nou, but they know that we also need them in Montjuïc to be able to compete at any time of the season" 🗣 Ter Stegen: "Surely the team will decide who the new captains are. It's a topic that I suppose will be discussed in two weeks." 🗣 Ter Stegen: "On a personal level I wanted to play in this Euro Cup but in the end the coach decided for Manu. At the group level we lost against the team that was better at that time and I have congratulated all my teammates for the title " 🗣 Ter Stegen: "We will never know if Cucurella's handball is a handball, it is very difficult to make decisions in seconds and they do their best to always make it fair."

Chelsea trio Cole Palmer, Conor Gallagher and Marc Cucurella will NOT join up with the squad in the USA (@BobbyVincentFL) Follow Ned Blade 🙏