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I remember that Yahoo boy in my old neighborhood who cashed out $50,000. First, he took his friend to a five star hotel in Calabar & lodged. Then he bought two iPhones & carried Olosho(s). Months later, he turned up in the hood carrying poly bag containing clothes and garri.

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An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: "Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o".. she said. The driver nodded and then she shouted again: "My children, una hear wetin I tell am?" Everybody responded: "Yes, Mama." On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama's request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old woman asked: "Driver, you never reach Benin since?" "Ooooh! Mama, Benin is like four hours behind us".. the driver said. "Ahhh! take me back to Benin, abeg, I no wan wahala o".. the woman shouted in fear. Considering the age of the woman, the passengers agreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. #Naijagist On getting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the door and told the woman she was in Benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out two tablets of Panadol and swallowed them with water. She then smiled and said: "Thank you, my son. Na my daughter say when I reach Benin, make I drink two tablets of Panadol. "I don take am now, oya make we dey go Lagos” IF YOU WERE THE DRIVER WHAT WILL YOU DO 💀 Am always trying to make you smile pls encourage me by Adding or Following me for more jokes _NNaija Gist

Good evening everyone in the house please I will be coming into edo state from calabar to set up my indomie small business, please will like someone to accommodate me for sometime before I get my apartment please

From one end to the other, the region experienced massive industrial and agricultural revolution: Michelin Factory in Port Harcourt; Nigergas Company, Asbestos Cement Factory, and Niger Steel Company in Emene, Enugu; glass factory in Port Harcourt; Presidential Hotel in Port Harcourt and Enugu; Golden Guinea Breweries in Umuahia; shoe factory in Owerri; Calabar Cement Company and textile industries in the region, just to name a few. Whether it was oil palm or cocoa, rubber, banana, cassava, and pineapple, poultry and animal husbandry industry, the region was busting at the seams, producing for both local consumption and export.

Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy? * Simbi is now a mother with two children. * Chike is no longer the river boy but he is now a marine engineer. * Edet no longer lives in Calabar but has moved to. Canada. * Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London.. * Eze no longer goes to school he is now a graduate. * Even Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but a politician. * Remember Ralia the sugar girl? she now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in Kano. * Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in the country. * Wow what a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English we all had them off hand. Help others feel the spirit of primary school days. if u don't know all dis den u re part of indomie generation..😂 Good morning fans 🌅