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  • LAUGH AGAIN

    1. Girls with gâp teeth chêāt a lot, they always have Space for another guy

    2. Relātionship stréss is so paînfúl, i scrâtçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine

    3. I wonder why Women called it mΔ“nstrúatiôn Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their prøblems to men.

    4. I always hâted weddings because the elderly would come over and poke to me saying "You're next." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêrāls.

    5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fΔ«ghtΔ«ng over who will slΔ“ep with me first?? #ayoungtita

    6. Nothing is as paînfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was coming
    Very very paíñfúl♨

    7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy CrΕ«sh.
    At That Age I Was Chewíng SandπŸ™†β€πŸ˜’

    8. Can't wait to get marrΔ«ed, one little ArgúmΔ“nt I'm leaving the ring on the table!

    9. That moment when you're trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family and the Dëvîl connects the speakers.


    10. I swêãr with my life to líke and cômment on this post and also følløw his pagee and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry

    11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without líke, cômment and shâre.
    Pls følløw the page
    πŸ˜‚LAUGH AGAIN🀣 1. Girls with gâp teeth chêāt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guyπŸ™„πŸ˜ 2. Relātionship stréss is so paînfúl, i scrâtçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mineπŸ˜’πŸ˜‚ 3. I wonder why Women called it mΔ“nstrúatiôn Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their prøblems to men.πŸ˜‘πŸƒπŸƒ 4. I always hâted weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and poke to me saying "You're nextπŸ’‍♂️." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêrāls.🚢‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜Œ 5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fΔ«ghtΔ«ng over who will slΔ“ep with me first??πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #ayoungtita 6. Nothing is as paînfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was comingπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ Very very paíñfúl♨ 7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy CrΕ«sh. At That Age I Was Chewíng SandπŸ™†πŸ™†‍πŸ˜’ 8. Can't wait to get marrΔ«ed, one little ArgúmΔ“nt πŸ™„ I'm leaving the ring on the table😌! 9. That moment when you're trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the Dëvîl connects the speakers.😭😭 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10. I swêãr with my life to líke and cômment on this post and also følløw his pagee and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry πŸƒπŸƒ 11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without líke, cômment and shâre. Pls følløw the page πŸ™πŸ‘‰
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  • 1. Photosynthesis is the process by which Ε«gly girls manufacture cute pictures with iPhone in the presence of sunlight after applying makeup.

    2. A small mΔ«stake in a relationship can change ur name from sweetheart to +234.......

    Just be carΔ“ful πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

    3. If you nΔ“vΔ“r see ur periød dont worry it could be network prøblem πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

    4. Bae swΔ“ar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.
    I'll be thinking about you in the plane.

    5. Shāviñg privāte pārt is outdated. Bøil hot water,pøur it there and be remøving the hair like chicken feather


    6. If you start payΔ«ng bΔ«lls, you will understand why the prodΔ«gal son went back to his father’s house.

    7. In the 10 commandments, some of you are only left with "do not mΕ«rdΔ“r".

    8. You are dāting a married man and you are upset cuz he savΔ“d your name with engine oil are you not a sΔ“rvice station ?
    #ayoungtita

    YeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ who støned me?

    9. African guys are so wonderful. They can smΔ“ll their armpΔ«t and decide Whether to bath or pøstpone it to the next day.


    10. Stop blāming alcøhol inflΕ«ence when you hΔ«t your wife why didn't the alcøhol lead you to army barrācks to slāp a soldier

    11. Guys the best way to propøse to a girl, Take her in a boat to the middle of the rΔ«ver and say "Marry me or lēāve my boat ". Thank me later.


    12. I think the woman who invented the phrase "All Men Are The Same"was a Chinese woman who løst her husband in the crowd.

    Wisdom won't k!!ll me.

    13. Incase you buy iphone 15 abeg dash me your iphone 14,13, 12, or 11 I just say make i remind you

    Don't go without reacting

    Enjoy your night

    Thumbs up to our girls they really tried

    I post interesting jokes daily don't forget to follow me for more Ayoung Tita
    God bless you abundantly as you do so.
    1. Photosynthesis is the process by which Ε«gly girls manufacture cute pictures with iPhone in the presence of sunlight after applying makeup.πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ’” 2. A small mΔ«stake in a relationship can change ur name from sweetheart to +234....... Just be carΔ“ful 🀷🏽‍β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ½‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ 3. If you nΔ“vΔ“r see ur periød dont worry πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ it could be network prøblem πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸ»‍β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»‍β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»‍β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»‍β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»‍β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ»‍♀️ 4. Bae swΔ“ar I love u, Even if they ask me to choose between u or a trip to America, I promise.πŸ˜’πŸ˜ I'll be thinking about you in the plane.πŸ˜ƒ 5. Shāviñg privāte pārt is outdated. Bøil hot water,pøur it there and be remøving the hair like chicken feather πŸ˜‚ 6. If you start payΔ«ng bΔ«lls, you will understand why the prodΔ«gal son went back to his father’s houseπŸ’”πŸ€£. 7. In the 10 commandments, some of you are only left with "do not mΕ«rdΔ“r".🀣🀣🀣 8. You are dāting a married man and you are upset cuz he savΔ“d your name with engine oil πŸ˜€ are you not a sΔ“rvice station ? πŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍β™€οΈπŸƒ‍♀️ #ayoungtita YeeeeeeeeeeepaaaaaaπŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎ‍♂️ who støned me? 9. African guys are so wonderful. They can smΔ“ll their armpΔ«t and decide Whether to bath or pøstpone it to the next day. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 10. Stop blāming alcøhol inflΕ«ence when you hΔ«t your wifeπŸ™„πŸ™„ why didn't the alcøhol lead you to army barrācks to slāp a soldier πŸ€§πŸ€•πŸ‘… 11. Guys the best way to propøse to a girl, Take her in a boat to the middle of the rΔ«ver and say "Marry me or lēāve my boat 😀". Thank me later. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀧 12. I think the woman who invented the phrase "All Men Are The Same"was a Chinese woman who løst her husband in the crowd. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Wisdom won't k!!ll me. 13. Incase you buy iphone 15 abeg dash me your iphone 14,13, 12, or 11 I just say make i remind you 🀭☺️ Don't go without reacting πŸ™„β€οΈ Enjoy your night ❀️😍 Thumbs up to our girls they really tried β€οΈβœ…πŸ«‚ I post interesting jokes daily don't forget to follow me for more Ayoung Tita God bless you abundantly as you do so.
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  • 1.. Start Saving for December..
    Its Not right to Call ur age Mates *Boss!*
    Just Because of a Bottle of Beer

    2" Can Someone Please help me to spell *"Quolefile"*
    As in..... *Beauty Cannot Quolefile Your Looks*

    3.. If you ask a girl to Sleep over and she said No, Don't force Her, Some of them Urinate 0n the Bed at Night

    4.. Nigerian Economy Has Humbled Everyone
    We No Longer Hear *"I Can Feed You and Your Family!"*
    This Country enh

    5.. Papa God, the Crush u gave Me Never Still call me since morning oo
    But Her Best Friend Don Call me Two times Already
    Speak to me Lord, Ur Son Is Listening, Abi Make I Switch From Nepa to Generator?

    6.. Nowadays, it's Very Hard to See food In the Dream
    If You're Lucky to See Fufu, You Won't See Soup

    7.. So Very Soon, I Will get
    Married and get a
    Daughter and 0ne Small
    Boy Will Be Toasting My
    Daughter and Be Lying to Her?

    8.. I Know Some 0lodo People Still Don't Know That AFTERNOON SLEEP Is Called *SYLVESTER*

    9.. Lecturer asked are We Communicating??
    Naso Esther Shout *"Yes Baby!!"*
    Na HOD Office We Dey So

    10.. Never Call Ur Kids Coconut
    Head Cuz its Simply Means
    that You are The Coconut
    Tree

    11..Esther You are Even Lucky They Told u
    it's OVER...... Some of Us
    Na From Rumors We take Know
    Say Dey Don Replaced UsπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

    12.. Please the person that
    drew map of the world, where was he standing?

    13.. Trouble is when u join a group called "Single nd searching" and you find out that ur wife is the ADMIN #ayoungtita

    14..pls is making another girl laughs cheating!!????
    Please I need your answers oo, I'm about
    being single again, my bae said I'm
    committing FUNNYcation.

    15.. I'm standing outside if anyone ask me what am doing I'll say i'm outstanding

    I always try my best to make you smile
    Cutie ,pls appreciate by following my page below for more .
    Abi I no dey try

    Follow me for more
    1.. Start Saving for December..πŸ˜‰ 😏Its Not right to Call ur age Mates *Boss!*πŸ‘ Just Because of a Bottle of BeerπŸ˜†πŸ€£ 2" Can Someone Please help me to spell *"Quolefile"* As in..... *Beauty Cannot Quolefile Your Looks* πŸ€” 3.. If you ask a girl to Sleep over and she said No, Don't force Her, Some of them Urinate 0n the Bed at Night😏 4.. Nigerian Economy Has Humbled Everyone We No Longer Hear *"I Can Feed You and Your Family!"* This Country enhπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£ 5.. Papa God, the Crush u gave Me Never Still call me since morning ooπŸ₯Ί But Her Best Friend Don Call me Two times Already πŸ€” Speak to me Lord, Ur Son Is ListeningπŸ‘‚, Abi Make I Switch From Nepa to Generator?πŸ™‡πŸ™‡πŸ€²πŸ€²πŸ€² 6.. Nowadays, it's Very Hard to See food In the Dream If You're Lucky to See Fufu, You Won't See SoupπŸ™†πŸ₯Ί 7.. So Very Soon, I Will get Married and get a Daughter and πŸ€”0ne Small Boy Will Be Toasting My Daughter and Be Lying to Her?πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜¬ 8.. I Know Some 0lodo People Still Don't Know That AFTERNOON SLEEP Is Called *SYLVESTER*😌 9.. Lecturer asked are We Communicating?? Naso Esther Shout *"Yes Baby!!"* Na HOD Office We Dey SoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ 10.. Never Call Ur Kids Coconut Head Cuz its Simply Means that You are The Coconut TreeπŸ˜†πŸ€£ 11..Esther You are Even Lucky They Told u it's OVER......😌 Some of Us Na From Rumors We take Know Say Dey Don Replaced Us🀦🏻‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜†πŸ€£ 12.. Please the person that drew map of the world, where was he standing?πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€£ 13.. Trouble is when u join a group called "Single nd searching" and you find out that ur wife is the ADMINπŸ™†πŸ˜‚ #ayoungtita 14..pls is making another girl laughs cheating!!???? Please I need your answers oo, I'm about being single again, my bae said I'm committing FUNNYcation.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 15.. I'm standing outside if anyone ask me what am doing I'll say i'm outstandingπŸ˜‹πŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ I always try my best to make you smile πŸ˜ƒ Cutie πŸ₯°,pls appreciate by following my page below for more πŸ‘‡πŸ™. Abi I no dey try 😭 Follow me for more
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  • LAUGH JHOOR

    ☞ Impössible things in this world...
    *1 - You can’t count your hairs.
    *2 - You can’t wash your eyeballs with soap
    *3 - You can’t breathe through your nose while your tongue is out.

    Please! put your tongue back inside your mouth...and STOP acting like a dög...!!
    Chai! I knew you were going to do that.

    You sef, na everything you dey practice?....I was a vïctim too... So why should I suffër it alone?

    ☞ That moment when your Father calls you OLODÓ and when you whispered “YOU NKO” and your younger sibling heard it..... Bros, no need, just pack to the nearest orphanage home in your area

    ☞ Some girls will not kïll me oo...
    Favour abeg Which one is “Happy engagëment dear, more rings to your fingers

    ☞ Research has proven that shört peóple can sweep without bending down
    Bros abeg na play oo, stop stonïng me please.

    ☞ When a ghöst appears in the movie, people in the movie will not see it oo but we that is watching that will be seeing it....
    Wait oo, are we deäd?? No! No!!! Is we deäd or we deäd is ??

    ☞ If Adam and Eve were cameroonians , humän beings would have still been living in the garden of Eden, because they would have èàten the sñàke(Lucïfer)instead of eating the forbidden fruit .
    Cameroonians I hail you oo

    ☞ “Look into my eyes and tell me you love me”
    Na so some people take dey çatch Apollo oo
    #ayoungtita
    TBC.....
    Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post and adding me as your Friend, Love you All

    Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened

    You wanna be My Best Friend right?

    Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest
    PleaseOpen My Profile and Add
    Oya Follow me no
    πŸ˜‹ LAUGH JHOOR 😌 ☞ πŸ˜’ Impössible things in this world...πŸ™‚ *1 - You can’t count your hairs.πŸ™„ *2 - You can’t wash your eyeballs with soapπŸ˜’ *3 - You can’t breathe through your nose while your tongue is out. πŸ™„πŸ˜ Please! put your tongue back inside your mouth...and STOP acting like a dög...!! πŸ˜’πŸ™„ Chai! I knew you were going to do that.😏 You sef, na everything you dey practice?πŸ˜’....I was a vïctim tooπŸ₯²πŸ€­... So why should I suffër it alone? πŸ˜πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ☞ That moment when your Father calls you OLODÓ and when you whispered “YOU NKO”πŸ˜’ and your younger sibling heard it..... Bros, no need, just pack to the nearest orphanage home in your area πŸ˜•πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ☞ Some girls will not kïll me oo...πŸ₯² Favour abeg Which one is “Happy engagëment dear, more rings to your fingers πŸ˜³πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’” ☞ Research has proven that shört peóple can sweep without bending down πŸ™‚πŸ₯² Bros abeg na play oo, stop stonïng me please. πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ☞ When a ghöst appears in the movie, people in the movie will not see it oo but we that is watching that will be seeing it....πŸ™†‍β™€οΈπŸ™†‍♀️ Wait oo, are we deäd?? No! No!!! Is we deäd or we deäd is ??πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ☞ If Adam and Eve were cameroonians , humän beings would have still been living in the garden of EdenπŸ˜’, because they would have èàten the sñàke(Lucïfer)instead of eating the forbidden fruit .πŸ™„πŸ€­ Cameroonians I hail you oo πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ☞ “Look into my eyes and tell me you love me” Na so some people take dey çatch Apollo oo πŸ˜’πŸ€­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #ayoungtita TBC.....πŸ™ˆ Dearie πŸ₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have MeπŸ™ˆ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His PostπŸ™ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All πŸ’– Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul BrightenedπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’πŸ˜₯ You wanna be My Best Friend right?πŸ™ˆπŸ˜’πŸ˜₯ Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquestπŸ™πŸ˜’πŸ˜­ PleaseπŸ™Open My Profile and AddπŸ˜₯πŸ™ Oya Follow me no
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  • Laugh jhoor

    1. Me on Facebøok
    πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£!
    Face to face::



    2. Stop playing hãrd to get and calm down.
    Girls wey fine pass you dey act Blué Film.


    3. A person who is capable of unplugging your phone at 3% to charge his own at 91% can kΔ«ll you! Be wise.


    4. South Africans will start a joke with English and end it with zmfh hdkns jdjkn


    5. Cøndōm is for small boys, real men use sack, backo bag or Ghana must go.


    6. Your prophet four bodyguards and you're using his sticker for protectíon,my friend think #ayoungtita


    7. Some girls are so funny...
    You leave hairs in your ármpits and shâve your eyebrows.
    What kind of farming system is that?


    8. The bônd between úgly girls and big āss with big boõbs cannot be brōken


    9. Tall girls are naturally friendly, they apologize whenever they go wrøng. But you see those 1.25 litre containers..??? Very stúbbørn.


    10. Nothing hürts than having boΔ«ls on your two ármpits.
    Nobody will borrøw you money because you will be walking like a rich man.



    11. Avøid ladies with waist beads and ankle chaíns ...
    E get why!!!


    12. Toilët paper is for slim girls, fat girls should use CARDBOARDS and CALENDARS.


    13. Some guys prefer slim ladies. They are easy to hïde under bed in case of EmergΔ“ncy


    14. Slim Girls scrêåm during s€x
    Fat Girls use trumpet


    15.The way I'm seeing my self, if I marry, my wife will be giving birth every week


    16.Just because I chΔ“äted doesn't mean you have to chêāt back.
    Be a leader not a follower

    17. You are trying to go without reaçting heaven is far from you


    NOW PLEASE DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR BY FOLLOWING MY PAGE

    Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
    Laugh jhoor πŸ˜‚ 1. Me on Facebøok πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£! Face to face:: 🀐🀐🀐🀐🀐🀐🀐 πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ 2. Stop playing hãrd to get and calm down. Girls wey fine pass you dey act Blué Film.πŸ™„ πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ 3. A person who is capable of unplugging your phone at 3% to charge his own at 91% can kΔ«ll you! Be wise. πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™… 4. South Africans will start a joke with English and end it with zmfh hdkns jdjkn πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ πŸ™† 5. Cøndōm is for small boys, real men use sack, backo bag or Ghana must go. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 6. Your prophet four bodyguards and you're using his sticker for protectíon,my friend thinkπŸ˜’πŸ€” #ayoungtita 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢 7. Some girls are so funny... You leave hairs in your ármpits and shâve your eyebrows. What kind of farming system is that?😹😹 🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷 8. The bônd between úgly girls and big āss with big boõbs cannot be brōken πŸ–‡οΈπŸ”— 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢 9. Tall girls are naturally friendly, they apologize whenever they go wrøng. But you see those 1.25 litre containers..??? Very stúbbørn.πŸ€”πŸ€” πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ 10. Nothing hürts than having boΔ«ls on your two ármpits. Nobody will borrøw you money because you will be walking like a rich man. 😐😐 😫😫😫😫 11. Avøid ladies with waist beads and ankle chaíns ... E get why!!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ 12. Toilët paper is for slim girls, fat girls should use CARDBOARDS and CALENDARS.πŸ€ͺ😹 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 13. Some guys prefer slim ladies. They are easy to hïde under bed in case of EmergΔ“ncy 🀣🀣 πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ 14. Slim Girls scrêåm during s€x πŸ†πŸ‘ Fat Girls use trumpetπŸ“―πŸ˜© πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† 15.The way I'm seeing my self, if I marry, my wife will be giving birth every week πŸ˜‘πŸ₯΄ 😫😫😫 16.Just because I chΔ“äted doesn't mean you have to chêāt back. Be a leader not a follower 🀨 17. You are trying to go without reaçting πŸ™„ heaven is far from you 😏🀦‍♂️ πŸ™βœοΈβœοΈ NOW PLEASE DO ME A LITTLE FAVOUR BY FOLLOWING MY PAGE πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
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  • Uncle laughing boi jokes

    A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
    The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
    He could not control his curiosity and asked,
    "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"
    She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

    Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....

    The story continues....
    The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.
    Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.
    He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

    MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.

    Story continues....
    Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

    Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE.. #ayoungtita

    Story continues...
    After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

    Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

    Story continues....
    She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
    It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.
    She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.
    She bought her items and returned home happily.

    Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!

    Story continues....
    On getting home, his car was gone.
    A note was pasted on the door
    "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".
    Dawn... He left with the house key too.


    Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
    You will always lose

    If you're not following me yet, then you're missing a lot,
    You don't have to enter aeroplane to follow me
    πŸ˜‚Uncle laughing boi jokes πŸ’A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked, "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?πŸ˜•" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."πŸ˜’πŸ€¨ Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ The story continues....😏 The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."😲😲😲😲😲😲 MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ Story continues.... Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card. Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 #ayoungtita Story continues... After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'....... Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!😝😝😝😝 Story continues.... She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily. Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!😷😷😷😷😷 Story continues.... On getting home, his car was gone.😈😈😈😈😈 A note was pasted on the door "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ Dawn... He left with the house key too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Moral: Don't try to control your husband. You will always lose😜😜😜😜 If you're not following me yet, then you're missing a lot, You don't have to enter aeroplane to follow me πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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  • 1. Do you know that too much of thinking can kill you? Just think about it.
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    2. In 2026, girls will be like "cynthia, are you going to Chioma's abortion party?"
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    3. Please guys, look beyond ass and breast, your kids deserve a mom that can stand up and speak fluently and intelligently during PTA meetings.πŸ™πŸ»
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    4. Please how can I fry my chicken peacefully without my landlord hearing the "Ssssshss" sound? I'm owing him two years rent
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    5. I need a woman that will come home and see me with another woman and be like "Wow! Honey you are enjoying o"
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    6. This one I'm not hearing "1k to get 8k and 2k to get 16k"
    hmmm, I hope all is well?
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    7. Anytime I make my girlfriend angry, I will just use my mom's phone and text her "My daughter, he told me everything, please forgive him" and FIAM! We are good.
    Sense u will not kill me oneday!!! #ayoungtita
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    8. Dear guys, if you are not dating her, stop commenting "My love, My baby" on her posts, allow me to know when to shoot my shots.
    I hate confusionπŸ™πŸ»

    9. Stop saying she left you because you are poor, my brother, if its possible, won't you leave yourself?
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    10. If your woman cheats, that's your fault bro, women don't just cheat for no reason.
    Ladies! Are you people hearing me or should I increase the volume of the Mic?
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    11. So I was chatting with my Bae and I wanted to tease her by saying "Olodo" BOOM! Auto correct wrote "Olosho" then my phone shut down....
    Hmmm, anywhere I'm single again.
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    12. Someone should help me tell these traditional medical doctors that the problem of this country is bad administration and not drugs for cholera and low sperm count.
    Thank you.
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    13. E don happen oooo.
    Wife Call police to arrest her Husband side chick. Police reach there the side chick na DPO wifeπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

    14. My sister, sell that Iphone and eat, don't let hunger kill you.

    Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
    πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ 1. Do you know that too much of thinking can kill you? Just think about it.😬😬πŸ₯΄ . 2. In 2026, girls will be like "cynthia, are you going to Chioma's abortion party?"πŸ™„πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί . 3. Please guys, look beyond ass and breast, your kids deserve a mom that can stand up and speak fluently and intelligently during PTA meetings.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ™πŸ» . 4. Please how can I fry my chicken peacefully without my landlord hearing the "Ssssshss" sound? I'm owing him two years rentπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί . 5. I need a woman that will come home and see me with another woman and be like "Wow! Honey you are enjoying o"πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š . 6. This one I'm not hearing "1k to get 8k and 2k to get 16k" hmmm, I hope all is well?πŸ™„πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή . 7. Anytime I make my girlfriend angry, I will just use my mom's phone and text her "My daughter, he told me everything, please forgive him" and FIAM! We are good. Sense u will not kill me oneday!!!πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ #ayoungtita . 8. Dear guys, if you are not dating her, stop commenting "My love, My baby" on her posts, allow me to know when to shoot my shots. I hate confusionπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜ΉπŸ™πŸ» 9. Stop saying she left you because you are poor, my brother, if its possible, won't you leave yourself?πŸ˜¬πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ . 10. If your woman cheats, that's your fault bro, women don't just cheat for no reason. Ladies! Are you people hearing me or should I increase the volume of the Mic?πŸ™„πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬ . 11. So I was chatting with my Bae and I wanted to tease her by saying "Olodo" BOOM! Auto correct wrote "Olosho" then my phone shut down.... Hmmm, anywhere I'm single again.πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’ . 12. Someone should help me tell these traditional medical doctors that the problem of this country is bad administration and not drugs for cholera and low sperm count. Thank you.😊😊πŸ₯΄ . 13. E don happen oooo. Wife Call police to arrest her Husband side chick. Police reach there the side chick na DPO wifeπŸ™†πŸΎ‍β™‚οΈπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜¬ 14. My sister, sell that Iphone and eat, don't let hunger kill you.πŸ˜’πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
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  • JOKES TIME

    1. Girls will not kill me with their styles... Which one is "baby do as if you want to select okirika" again

    2. Guys please I need your advise oo... I posted on Facebook that " a father that is not like Dangote, can that one be called father?", my father commented "nice one my son". Please should I go home?

    3. Nobody likes privacy than someone withdrawing 1k from ATM

    4. I decided to gist with this my stubborn girlfriend
    Me: what is your favorite colour?
    Cynthia: stop asking me stupid questions, ask me something logical and matured instead.
    Me: Okay, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate (iii) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at s. t.p?
    Cynthia: my favorite colour is pink

    What is it

    5. If you know what some people use to say before they pick up your call ehh, my brother, you won't call them again in this life

    6. I thought that girls were only after money until I met Elizabeth

    That girl was after my life
    #ayoungtita
    7. I tell you... the ability to control tears when food doesn't get to you in an occasion is the highest form of maturity

    8. Yes I said it, this girl go be the one to finish herself... Cynthia don go rub nyash enlargement cream for face

    I go update una later

    9. Imagine a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year, and would be like " first of all, I will like to thank the almighty God for".... for what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!!

    10. During church service, pastor said to the congregation "turn to your left and tell your neighbor it shall be permanent in your life", a young boy turn to his left and saw a crippled, he became confused, he stared for some minutes and he told the crippled "don't mind the pastor "

    The crippled said " na God save you "

    The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more interesting and funny jokes everyday Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
    JOKES TIME πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€“ 1. Girls will not kill me with their styles... Which one is "baby do as if you want to select okirika" again πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. Guys please I need your advise oo... I posted on Facebook that " a father that is not like Dangote, can that one be called father?", my father commented "nice one my sonπŸ‘πŸ˜Š". Please should I go home? πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3. Nobody likes privacy than someone withdrawing 1k from ATM πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 4. I decided to gist with this my stubborn girlfriend Me: what is your favorite colour? Cynthia: stop asking me stupid questions, ask me something logical and matured instead. Me: Okay, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate (iii) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at s. t.p? Cynthia: my favorite colour is pink What is it πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 5. If you know what some people use to say before they pick up your call ehh, my brother, you won't call them again in this life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 6. I thought that girls were only after money until I met Elizabeth 😳 That girl was after my life πŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #ayoungtita 7. I tell you... the ability to control tears when food doesn't get to you in an occasion is the highest form of maturity πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 8. Yes I said it, this girl go be the one to finish herself... Cynthia don go rub nyash enlargement cream for face πŸ™† I go update una later πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 9. Imagine a porn star who just won an award of the best porn star of the year, and would be like " first of all, I will like to thank the almighty God for".... for what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!! πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10. During church service, pastor said to the congregation "turn to your left and tell your neighbor it shall be permanent in your life", a young boy turn to his left and saw a crippled, he became confused, he stared for some minutes and he told the crippled "don't mind the pastor πŸ˜’" The crippled said " na God save you πŸ™„" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more interesting and funny jokes everyday πŸ™πŸ‘‰ Ayoung TitaAyoung Tita
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