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One day, a Woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she played a prank on him.

So she decided to write him a letter saying;
"I'm TIRED, I don't want to live with you anymore. I'm gone forever. BYE!"

After writing, she placed the letter on the table and then hid under the bed.

When her Husband came back home, he saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same Paper and then began to sing and dance; clapping his hands and rejoicing, and started changing his clothes.

He got his phone, dialed someone, and said;
"Hey babe, I'm just changing my clothes and then will join you. As for the other F0ol, it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her, I wish I had known you earlier..See you soon honey!"

The husband walked out of the room.

In tears and very Upset, the woman got out from under the bed and decided to go and read what her husband wrote on the letter.

When she got the Letter, it says;
"I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal..I LOVE YOU!"

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"Don't let fear or doubt hold you back from pursuing your dreams." - instance: J.K. Rowling was a single mother living on welfare when she started writing Harry Potter. She didn't let her circumstances discourage her from achieving her dreams.

Funke Akindele was so emotional while writing a tribute to her late mother. She gave the aged woman an assurance in her write-up. Details in comments. Photo credit@funkejenifaakindele/Instagram

When writing the story of your life, don’t let anyone else hold the pen.

"Rudeboy, please allow me to do my music alone in peace. I'm tired of the dîsrespect, we're brothers for cryîng out loud." __ Mr P

"I give people their due credit where necessary as I am a firm believer in team work; I know my strengths, where I need assistance or guidance I am not afraid to ask or work with those who are strong in the areas I am not.

I was the one who contacted the Ghaanian producer, Vampîre, and flew him to Lagos in 2022. He co-produced JAIYE, WINNING, FIND SOMEBODY, LEGENDARY, and ATTENTION. I and my team wrote all those songs though the album failed to see daylight due to unforseen circumstances.

He's now claiming the song is his just because I shared the song with him and he did a demo. If the songs he's claiming I st0le are truly his, why then do I have all the data including when we started writing the song from scratch. He's doing all this because he was hoping for me to quit music.

My dear brother, stop using me to chãse cloūt. We can all WIN without bringing another person down. Even the producer has confimed that I wrote and recorded that song so please if you're out of ideas and need songwriting lessons, come to me and I'll help you. Despite everything that has happened, you are and will always remain my brother. I LOVE YOU BROTHER, KEEP WINNING." Mr P

Mr P(Peter Okoye) responds his brother Rudeboy(Paul Okoye) for saying he st0le his songs

Immersing yourself in well-written prose can improve your writing style, sentence structure, and overall communication clarity.

Believe it or not, the single most important component of goal setting is simply to write down your goals. Merely writing goals down increases your odds of achieving them by 42%. Failure is afraid of written goals, just as people are afraid of snakes. That is why Scripture says, 'Write the vision, make it plain'-Habakkuk 2:2. When your vision is put in writing, your mind acquires the type of clarity that makes implementing it as clear as day. When you write your goals, you also right your life.

_Dead Land_

Dr. Aisha Mohammed stood at the edge of the desert, gazing out at the endless dunes. Her team clustered around her, eager to begin their expedition.

"Today, we embark on a journey into the unknown," Aisha declared, her voice carrying across the sand. "A place where few have ventured and none have returned."

The team exchanged nervous glances. They had heard whispers about the Dead Land – a forsaken wasteland in northern Nigeria, shrouded in mystery and terror.

As they ventured deeper, the landscape shifted from sand to ash, and the air thickened with an otherworldly stench.

"Something's not right here," whispered Umar, a young geologist.

Aisha dismissed his concerns. "It's just the harsh environment."

But Umar's words proved prophetic.

They discovered ancient ruins, shrouded in an eternal mist. The structures seemed to writhe, as if alive.

Night fell, and the team camped nearby. The mist crept in, shrouding their tents.

Screams pierced the darkness. Nneoma, a team member, was gone.

Aisha's search party found Nneoma's corpse, twisted into an unnatural pose. Her eyes had turned to black coal.

The team fled, but the Dead Land seemed to shift, trapping them.

One by one, they vanished.

Aisha stumbled upon an ancient text etched into the ruins: "This land devours souls."

As she read, the ash beneath her feet began to stir. Hands burst forth, dragging her down.

Aisha's screams echoed through the desert.

Days passed. Rescue teams combed the desert, searching for Aisha's team.

Instead, they found a lone journal, buried in the ash.

Aisha's handwriting revealed the horrific truth:

"We shouldn't have come... The Dead Land is hungry... I've seen the others... They're not human anymore... I'm next..."

The final entry read:

"I'm now part of the Dead Land."

Rescue teams retreated, leaving the Dead Land to its eternal, terrifying secrets.

Years later, travelers reported strange occurrences in the desert – whispers in the wind, shadows moving in the ash.

Some claimed to have seen Aisha's ghostly figure, forever trapped in the Dead Land.

Others whispered of an ancient curse, awakened by Aisha's team.

The Dead Land remained, a haunted monument to the horrors that lurked beyond the edge of the world.