" I can swear on my life that ASAP Rocky will never cheat on me " Rihanna "ASAP Rocky is all about me and his kids. Never seen a man as contented as him.He just wants to take care of his family and nothing else moves him. I can dead on my life that he can never cheat on me. I pray I still have you in my next life " Rihanna True love still exists and this is one. Moral lesson: Even for 10 billion I can't cheat on my wife too but….

" I can swear on my life that ASAP Rocky will never cheat on me " Rihanna "ASAP Rocky is all about me and his kids. Never seen a man as contented as him.He just wants to take care of his family and nothing else moves him. I can dead on my life that he can never cheat on me. I pray I still have you in my next life " Rihanna True love still exists and this is one. Moral lesson: Even for 10 billion I can't cheat on my wife too but….

😂😂 1. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything & click "I agree"🙊😂😂 2. Now that a sachet water (a.k.a pure water) is ₦50, brothers and sisters, We need to drink responsibly. 😏 3. Girls please don't date guys whose mattress is on d floor. They are not ready for marriage 😏 4. When a guy is fedup in a relationship, he can say anything to break up with you, he can even call you one day and say " Nneka, I can't continue with this relationship any longer, your grandmother didn't write JAMB.🥺😬😬 . 5. Scientists had proven that nobody walks faster than a person who has been given extra change at the shop. 🚶💵 🏪 . 6. You must not post pictures of you and your spouse on social media to let people know you guys are in a relationship Me that is dating Rihanna did I tell anyone??even the girl sef does not even know I'm dating her... 🤷‍♂️ . 7. "Baby, I'm sorry you lost your phone, Take this 300k my house rent and School fee, get yourself a new phone", This is how a guy should treat his woman Ladies, if you think I'm making sense, you're a wicked witch! 😏🙎‍♀️ 8. Do you want to loose weight? Here's the tips.. first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right! Repeat this exercise very fast every time you are offered something to eat, you can thank me later 🙂 9. A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt! 😯😂 . 10. Shout out to girls that use emojis to cover their arm pit in pictures instead of shaving.... You think you're doing me? 😏 You're doing yourself . 11. You know, I have a feeling that if French people want to say 'a theif' they'll say 'Lateef' hope I'm right? 🤔 12. Some ladies will be like 'he is not my type'...Question is... My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor? 🤔 13. You have dated a guy for 6years now. Instead of you pressuring him to go and see your family.. You're pressuring him to use your pic as his Dp.. Oh sister, in fact, your level of stupidity is using Wi-Fi and 4G 😏 . 14. Wrestling is useless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt???🤷‍♂️🤔 15. Hard Guy hard guy.. but you count 1-2-3 before pouring cold water on yourself tcheew... Look at you😏 16. If you find a woman that makes you laugh, please keep her because women are no longer funny these days.. 🤦‍♂️ . 17. Not all couples have sex on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how money and the drinks disappeared😯🤔 18. She's using iPhone 8 & she is calling to tell you she is hungry ......my guy tell her to eat the remaining Apple at the back of the phone 🤷‍♂️📱 😄 19. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured. 🤷‍♀️ 20. The way Nigerian Girls love money ehn, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare." 🙎‍♀️🤦‍♂️ 21. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If I give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Please o.. Come and slap me now, I will even thank you as soon as I get to America.😁😁🇺🇸 22. And This Nepa will Bring Light when Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (Mtn) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today. 💡 🙄 23. Nigerians be like, I want to buy Tin Tomatoes, the Sachet one. My people.. I greet una... 😂 24. Nigerian Nepa will still borrow your Ladder to cut your light! My beloved country 🤷‍♂️ 25. I just love Nigerian university's, their identity cards comes with Rope..just incase you are tired of life.🙂 . 26. In Edo state, do you know there is nothing like bus stop? Once you reach your bus stop just disappear Abeg na joke oo... 💃🚌🕺🤔 27. Reserch Has Shown That Every Delicious "AKARA" Is Sold Near A Gutter The Bigger The Gutter The Nicer The "AKARA" 🙂🙂 28. I just Called my friend & shouted son of a bitch, how far? Then I heard a feminine voice saying: son of a bitch is bathing, its bitch herself. I think its his sister or girlfriend.🤔 .🤷‍♂️🙎‍♀️ . 29. The Way Some Girls Be Wishing Their Fellow Girls Happy Birthday on Social Media Will Get You Thinking That They're Advertising Them. They'll Be Like:: "Happy Birthday To This My Beautiful , Hardworking , Intelligent , Romantic , Smart , Sexy , Prayerful Funny , Honest , And Loyal Bae .. She Can Pray For Africa She's The Best Cook You'll Ever Come Across . She Can Work Work Work Work Work . She's The Best Person You Can Talk To . She Has All These Ideas That Beat Your Normal Everyday Girl . She Can Keep Fit Like Kilode . Fluent In Spoken Grammar . She Can Read Like Mad . An Intelligent Writer✔ . She's Even a # VIRGIN All These Plenty Things And You Say It's A Birthday Wish?

First in History ❤️❤️❤️ Davido beats Rihanna to record the highest sales on a first day with Puma . Over 5 thousand sales were recorded last night at the PUMA x Davido new collection launch 🚀. Davido is big , there is a way God blesses you when you keep doing the right things .! This is a Global record worth Celebrating.

Chai. OMG it’s getting weirder 🤣🤣 Fans change Rihanna’s name to Diddyhanna as a CrZy tweet from 2010 surfaces. Note : Justin Bieber was just 16 years old in 2010 while Rihanna was 22.

Breaking News. 🚨🚨🚨 Rihanna shows her inner Poco Lee as she was seen Dancing to Davido’s Unavailable. Months ago she said that was one of her best songs released this year . Rihanna’s love for Nigeria keeps increasing and she even said she will give her kids a Nigerian name . You see Nigeria ? If not because of Politics , No country in Africa will come close to it . Davido is a Chosen .

Rihanna became a millionaire with her main job, music, and became a billionaire with her side hustle, make-up, fashion, and scents. Learn from her. Do not just be satisfied with your main job. Anything can happen to that hustle. You can be fired. The business can go under. Or you become too ill to work. Pivot into a side hustle. If you are a banker, set up your own microfinance bank. And when your bank denies credible people loans, step in and fill the vacuum. If you are a civil servant, offer to drive your colleagues to and from work in a carpool and charge them. You only have one life. Maximise your opportunities before it is over

Forehead is for people with money like Rihanna, Yours is just a balcony of thoughts.

If you are single, and in a friend zone with someone you really like, make your move now before is too late, you might not be as lucky as ASAP ROCKY. According to Asap Rocky; RIRI and i were best friends for about 10 years and everything changed the day i decided to be confident and grab her b¥tt on stage. We have been best friend since 2013. She was dating other guys, and we were still cool. I started having feelings for her, but in my mind Rihanna is ten times richer and more popular than me and also a few months older than me, so there was really nothing I could possibly say to her. So when we were on tour, i decided to try something different and wild as we were performing, i grabbed her ikebe on stage. The whole crowd was cheering, and her team wanted to pull her away from me, but they noticed she didn’t push me back. She enjoyed it, and after that day, she started seeing me differently and the rest is history” Don’t wait until it’s too late. Take your chances.

RUDEBOY HAS PRIDE!!! Rude Boy says he can't let anyone write a song for him. But is he really better than Rihanna, who has never written a song alone? Or is he better than Chris Brown, who collaborated with Davido and let him write some lines? Rude Boy's song "Vitamin D" won't be a hit in 2024. He's still making music that was popular in 2014, not 2024. He refuses to change and doesn't listen to others. This pride might have made Peter feel less important. Even great artists like Michael Jackson had songwriters. When P-Square came back, their song didn't do well because they were still making old-style music. Paul need to relax and calm down. Moral lesson: don’t talk to a man looking at Nyansh, he will never listen.