😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Master Mike

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“Eating healthy is expensive” “I don’t have time to cook” STOP PLAYING CHESS WITH YOUR HEALTH Here are some cooking ideas to help you create quick healthy recipes. You can try on a go. The foods listed will help you: -Prevent unnecessary weight gain -Boost your mood -Revive your energy And make you feel good again. The key to healthy eating should not emphasize on “balance diet” in other words balance diet is an old paradigm that should be discarded for good. Because, “balanced diet” modeled around eating more carbs, less protein and fats. This is not a sustainable way to eat especially if you are seeking to lose or maintain weight and also optimize your micronutrients intake. So the most nutrient dense food should be your priority. They are(in order of nutrient density/availability): 1. Meats:beef, chicken,goat meat, ponmo, turkey, rabbit, pork, wild game etc. 2. Eggs(Any edible eggs available). 3. Offals; Liver, hearts, intestines, and lungs of ruminants 4. Seafoods: All edible fish in the order of nutrient density fresh fish>smoked fish>dry fish. Limit frying of fish; shrimp, prawns, crabs,oysters, sea snails, calamari etc. 5. Seasonal fruits: mango, African star apple(udara), Avocado, among other seasonal fruits. 6. Non starchy vegetables: Local vegetables; cucumber, garden eggs, tomatoes, green peas, green beans, bell peppers carrots, etc. Leafy greens; pumpkin leaf,garden egg leaf, spinach etc. Exotic vegetables; cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and Kale. 7. Starchy vegetables: Grains; rice. Tuber; yam, potatoes, coco yam. Legumes; Beans, lentils. This category is where you should practice moderation and must be paired with any of the above categories. It’s very important not to forget the healthy fats category. Choose from: olive oil, coconut oil, beef tallow, Avocado oil(most in Nigerian markets are fake) lard, ghee, butter and pure palm oil. My Favorite quick combos. 1. Yam and egg sauce 2. 4-5 boiled eggs with mix vegetable sauce. 3. 4 Egged omelette with mixed vegetables sautéed in olive oil on side. 4. Any of yam or plantain porridge with smoked fish. 5. Boiled Beef and Salt. You can also try rice with plenty of leafy greens and boiled eggs. Beans cooked with plenty crayfish and smoked fish. Any swallow of choice except semo and wheat(portion controlled) with plenty protein rich soups. Thanks for reading.

RHAPSODY OF REALITIES - DAILY DEVOTIONAL TOPIC: "TAKE YOUR PLACE IN CHRIST" SATURDAY 22ND FEBRUARY 2025. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome ------------------------------------------------- Be it known unto you therefore, men and brethren, that through this man is preached unto you the forgiveness of sins: And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses (Acts 13:38-39)📃 What we just read brings to mind what the Bible says in Romans 3:24, that we've been justified freely by grace through the redemption that's in Jesus Christ. Through Jesus Christ we've received remission of sins, the complete removal of sins, and by Him we've been justified from all things, from which we couldn't be justified by the Law of Moses. That means we've been declared acquitted, free from all charges and accusations. Blessed be God! Jesus made it so. He took your place so that you might take His place. Taking your place in Christ is what Christianity is about. Take what He gave up for you; take the place He has given you your new place in Him. 2 Corinthians 5:21 says, "For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him." Take your place of righteousness and express the will and nature of the Father. 2 Corinthians 8:9 says, "For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich." This is your new place the place of wealth and abundance. Also, read Ephesians 2:4-5 and see your place: "But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)." You've been raised up together and made to sit together in the heavenly realms in Christ Jesus. This signifies a place of authority; you're recognized in the heavenly realm as a man or woman of dominion. Blessed be God! 🙇‍♀️PRAYER🙇‍♀️ Dear Father, I thank You for the place You've given me in Christ-a place of glory, dominion, wealth, abundance and power. I walk in the consciousness of this reality, expressing Your will, nature and purpose as I reign and rule in life, exercising authority over circumstances, in Jesus' Name. Amen. 📚FURTHER STUDY✍️ 2 Corinthians 5:21 Romans 5:17 Ephesians 2:6 NIV 1-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN✍️ Mark 5:21-43 & Leviticus 22-23 2-YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN✍️ Matthew 16:21-28 & Exodus 3 ------------------------------------------------- #christEmbassy #pastorchris #healingstreams #Rhapsody #healingstreamswithpastorchris #LoveWorldNation

If I am not your first choice, please don't waste my time. Don't chase me if I'm not the one you truly want to be with. Don't play games. Don't love me in halves. If I am not your first choice, don't encourage me to share myself with you. Don't let me open up to you about my past, my childhood, my fears. Don't let me reveal my soul to you if you're not ready to nurture it. Don't ask for a place in my heart if you're not planning on staying there. Don't awaken my love if you're not ready to love me. Don't hold me if you'll easily let me go. If I am not your first choice, don't stop me from finding the one who would put me first. Don't lie to me and tell me that I'm the only one when you're still juggling options. It is okay to not know what you want, but please, if that is the case just let me go. If I am not your first choice, please leave. Leave and don't disturb my peace. Leave instead of half-loving me. Leave instead of lying to me. Leave because I don't need this kind of darkened hope in my life. Leave before I get hurt enough to leave you. Leave before you leave a mark. Leave, because I can't keep sharing my world with you if you're distracted. If I am not your first choice, please leave. Because I'm the kind of person who pours when I love, who cares more than most. I am the kind of person who believes in rare connections. I'm the kind of person who will write you love letters, and make sure that you know you're enough when you doubt the way your heart beats. I'm the kind of person who will give you every part of me, but I need you to meet me there. You can't meet me half-way. You can't ask me to quiet the way I love. You can't ask me to settle for an almost. I'm the kind of person who wants all or nothing, who believes that a person's love isn't rare if everyone gets it, and I won't settle until I find someone who is ready. I won't settle until I find someone who is not afraid to choose me. #Relationshiptips #Lifegoeson

Chapter 1: The Gift of the Runes The arrival of the angels was not with thunder or fire, but with a soft, golden light that bathed the land. They came bearing gifts—magical markings etched into stone, bone, and wood. These were the runes, symbols of power and wisdom, each one imbued with the essence of creation itself. The runes were not mere tools; they were a language, a connection between the mortal and the divine. With them, humanity could shape the world around them. They could call forth water from dry earth, summon winds to fill their sails, and heal wounds with a touch. The runes were a blessing, a way for the angels to share their love and guidance with the people they cherished. For generations, the runes were passed down through bloodlines, from parent to child, a sacred inheritance. Those who bore the runes were revered as guardians, healers, and leaders. They used their gifts to build thriving communities, to nurture the land, and to protect their people from harm. But not all was as it seemed. ©️Racheal Sam. #shortstories #viralposts #fictionbooks #fictionwriter #fantasy #rainbowtalesbyrachealsam #entertainment #literature