Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves! 😅

“It is true that success is the most boring thing, it is tinny and brittle, failure runs deeper. Success is dangerous. I have a very complicated relationship with that word.”

Barcelona were in brilliant form ahead of this game, 5 games played and 5 wins with arguably their best football in years. Ter Stegen is the reason they went down to 10 men, Ter Stegen is the reason they are likely losing this game too. In terms of success, Barcelona will never reach their full potential as long as this German goalkeeper is in goal no matter how good the team is. Messi knew it, Suárez knew it, a club like Real Madrid would have got rid of him in 2017. But for some reason Barcelona is sticking with a goalkeeper who has zero iconic performances since 2015.

That stage when you don't have money and you don't even know when next you'll have money... Na that stage I dey now 😪

nd Jacob said unto his father, I am Esau thy first born; I have done according as thou badest me: arise, I pray thee, sit and eat of my venison, that thy soul may bless me.

I have no name but u can call me any name of ur choice what am i? If u don't know reply let me tell u

And Jacob said unto his father, I am Esau thy first born; I have done according as thou badest me: arise, I pray thee, sit and eat of my venison, that thy soul may bless me.

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Assuming I have the power to change this evening period to morning and put everybody back to where ever everyone of u went to today the question is will u want to be where u was today or Will u want me to put u to where u went today 🙂🤣

“Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.”