Just laugh 😂😂 Two men dīéd the same day and become Ghøsts. And this conversation ensued between them Ghøst 1: *How did you dīe?* Ghøst 2: *I was mistakenly locked up in a freezer. At first I was freezing and then I couldn't breathe and dīed*. Ghøst 1: *Oh! What a sād way to dīe*. Ghøst 2: *Yeah. How did you dīe?*. #gisttime 🍂😁 Ghost 1: *I dīed of heart attāck. I came back from work and saw a man's pair of shoe at my door steps. I rushed into the room and saw my wife nāked alone on the bed. I searched everywhere including the kitchen, all the other bedrooms, I mean everywhere but I couldn't find the man! I just sat on the floor and suddenly developed a heārt attāck and dīed.* Ghøst 2: *Did you check inside the refrigerator?*. Ghost 1: *No* Ghost 2: *Idīot! You should have checked the refrigerator and both of us would have been alive now* ...chaiiiii 😍😂😍 🙏 Please don't skip 😔, just appreciate by following like, share and comment God bless you all ... Happy Sunday to you all, today is gonna be a fruitful day (AMEN) 🙏🙏

Laugh 😂😂😂😂 Two little boys støle a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemétery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemétery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemétery gate and heard a voice saying, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satān sharing corpses at the cemetery. #Naijagist 😁 They both ran back to the cemétery gate and the voices continued, One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, What about the two at the gate? The priest almost ran past the church gate...shouting, We are not dēād yet oooohh!!!🤣🤣😂😂 🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅ Click -Naija Gist

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🔥 HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT 🔥🔞 Warning⚠️ This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age. During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses. They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over. My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend. My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room. I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart. They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed. So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep. Then I started hearing their conversation, "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said. "Me too," another one agreed. "What should we do then?" Another person asked. "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him." When that one said that, fear gripped me, "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered. I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly. I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me. Then one of them said, #Naijagist please let us pray." 🙏🙏😎 Never judge a book by its cover😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANKS FOR READING 😆🙆🤸🤸🏋️🚴 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 WAIT DON'T GO YET ✋✋✋ PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A MESSAGE REQUEST FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES, LET'S HIT 10K FOLLOWERS🙏🙏😭😭 Naija GistNaija Gist

Evening laughter 😁😁 I was in a bus coming back from my girlfriend's house last night. My earpiece was tightly plugged to my ear. I was shaking my head to the music feeling comfortable in the bus since I will be dropping by the last bus stop. Slowly, I slept off in the bus. I tried battling the sleep when a passenger's noise jolt me up but it was impossible. After sleeping for a short period of time, a loud horn which sounds like that of a truck forcefully jolt me from the sleep. I look left and couldn't find anyone, no passenger, the driver and conductor were no where to be found. But to my greatest surprise, the bus was moving without anyone controlling the steering wheel. I'm in the bus with a ghost, my own don finish, I have been kidnàped, I said silently to myself. The bus is already heading to a bush without light. #Naijagist I gather all the courage in me and shouted... Help... Help..... Help...., I screamed on top of my voice. The conductor instantly show up, he was outside beside the bus. Oga, weting happen? he asked in pigin. Why is the car moving without anyone driving it? I asked. Can't you see the car is faulty, we are pushing it off the road, the driver said from other end. Where are other passengers? I asked.. They enter another bus, you are the only one sleeping like múmu! 😂😂😂 Chaiii 😁, see disgrace Please don't skip kindly follow me so you won't miss any of my interesting jokes stories and meme 🙏 _

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Funny jokes 1. When your partner is bathïng, just shöut “baby you thought I don’t know your passwörd, so what’s all this nönsense in your phone”...🙄 My Brother, you will make someone to stay in the bathroom the whole day thinking of answers to give you 🤭😂😂 2. Welcome to Nigerïa, where Only black people will mute the TV to smëll what’s bürning 🤭😂😂 3. I decided to gist with this my stübborn girlfriënd today...🙄 Me: “What is your Favourite colour? 🥰 Favour: “Stop asking me stüpid question, ask me something logical and mature instead...🙄 Me: “How many moles of Sodium Bicarbonate (III) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulphuric açid at S.T.P? 😒 Favour: “My favourite colour is Pink... 🙄🤭😂😂 Abeg wetin dey happen???😂😂 4. The strength we use to stand up from our chairs and shöut GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one we use when shouting AMEN in the church.🙄 I really don’t know what is wrong with boys at all. 😒😂😂 5. If you don’t want to visit me, then tell me straight forward...😒 Favour, Which one is “I don’t know if I can come again oo, my father is ängry with my mother” 😳🙄😂😂 6. If you see the way your girlfriënd is busy telling another guy she doesn’t have a boyfriend🙄, you’ll know it’s only God who loves you. 🥲🤭😂😂 7. I stöpped reciting Nigeria pledgë since a cup of rice became #15O.🥲 Serve Nigeria with which strength🚶. Me that have not eaten since 😒😂😂 8. You bought a freezer of 15Ok for only 12k and you are now complaining the freezer is shockïng you, My Brother the time you are buying it the price no shoçk you? 🙄🤭😂😂 9. My problëm started with Calabar people when I heard one Calabar womän singing “ekwueme” like this🙄: “Ekwueme, Ekwueme Ekwueme, Ekwueme We are the living God oo Eze no one like us. 😳🙆😂😂 10. For those guys that are calling their girlfrïends “their world” 🌍, but if that “world” asks for #10,OOO, the moon 🌕 will vanish, all the rivers and seas will dry up and the sun itself will