1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING
2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN
3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's Over between us
4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!
*ME Ahh
I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.
5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*
6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
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ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM
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7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
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8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*
9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog
10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*
11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic
But when your brother does the same to his wife
It's Juju π
When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first
12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh
13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you
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1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING π€£π€£
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2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATANπ€π§
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3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's Over between usπ€¨π€¨
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4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!π
*ME π Ahhπ³
I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.πππ€ͺπ€ͺ
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5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*π¦ π€
6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
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ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUMπ€£π€£
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7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market π€£π€£π€£
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8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* π
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10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* π©
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11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic
But when your brother does the same to his wife
It's Juju ππ
When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first π₯Ί
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12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh ππ
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13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your exπ. I did nothing bad to you
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