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  • I feel like this will be Manchester City's easiest ever title race. Liverpool not ready yet to compete as it's only Arne Slot's first season, Chelsea won't be consistent enough, Manchester United ain't contenders and Arsenal is Arsenal.
    I feel like this will be Manchester City's easiest ever title race. Liverpool not ready yet to compete as it's only Arne Slot's first season, Chelsea won't be consistent enough, Manchester United ain't contenders and Arsenal is Arsenal.
  • Pochettino that couldn't win any major trophy with Chelsea before he left believes that he can win the World Cup title? World Cup, the most competitive tournament in football? This is laughab!e, but good luck to him anyways.
    Pochettino that couldn't win any major trophy with Chelsea before he left believes that he can win the World Cup title? World Cup, the most competitive tournament in football? This is laughab!e, but good luck to him anyways.
  • In the days of Abramovich, Chelsea was never seen showing stinginess in acquiring African Players. Na this our Osimhen dem price that cheaply? Erun rin laakan danu!
    In the days of Abramovich, Chelsea was never seen showing stinginess in acquiring African Players. Na this our Osimhen dem price that cheaply? Erun rin laakan danu!
  • DON'T READ ALONE
    1. Those bóys that èat without getting fàt their own food goes directly to their naçking skills
    Try dem on bed then see your reāçtíon


    2. The shørter the girl
    The lôuder the mouth

    3. If you fēel úsêlēss in life, remember Chelsea trains everyday just to lōse gāmes.

    4. Kids In 2030 Will Be Hearing Stories Like "I LEFT UR FATHER BCOZ HE WAS NOT POSTING ME".

    5. You give God #20 come save #2000 for we3d
    *
    Wow
    Chairman of the most high

    6. I just unplúgged my Wi-Fi box & heard “Noooooo“ from across the street

    7. 80% of Some Men’s Prøblem Is How To Sōlve a Woman’s Prøblem

    8. Them No Dey Tell Us They're Prëgnānt Anymore, You Go Just Dey Waka For Road Dey See Pikin Wey Resemble You

    9. If we dâted before I was 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend

    10. Dm me if you're Precious and you're single. I don't want to change this tattóó

    11. So One Day u Will Açt Like u Have Señsë In Front Of Ur Kids

    12. Hūnger catçh me today, I went to the ATM to withdraw and the machíne swall0wed my ATM card.
    *
    Omo.. Even machínes are hûngry too

    13. I don go do místákë tell my Mama say my Babe cōok pass her.
    Na the color of coff!n dem dey discuss for parlour now. I never chop since

    14. Shôrt People,One Day Is One Day!!





    15. My Wife Has Been ínsúlting Me Since Yesterday Just Bcoz I Bathed with Our 18 Years Old house_maid

    16. Na pôlitíçs we been dey ārgūe oh,
    Which one come be say TINUBU hand dey shâke pass my babe nyash

    17. To read the complete joke and to view more funny joke, pls clíçk and følløw or like My pagee BoohEmpire Diary
    DON'T READ ALONE😂😂😂 1. Those bóys that èat without getting fàt their own food goes directly to their naçking skills Try dem on bed then see your reāçtíon😲😵😋🤤🥴😱😮😫🥵 😂😂😂😂 2. The shørter the girl The lôuder the mouth🤨😂😂😂 3. If you fēel úsêlēss in life, remember Chelsea trains everyday just to lōse gāmes. 🏃🏃 4. Kids In 2030 Will Be Hearing Stories Like "I LEFT UR FATHER BCOZ HE WAS NOT POSTING ME". 🙄 5. You give God #20 come save #2000 for we3d * Wow Chairman of the most high 🙇 6. I just unplúgged my Wi-Fi box & heard “Noooooo“ from across the street😩😩 7. 80% of Some Men’s Prøblem Is How To Sōlve a Woman’s Prøblem🙄🙄 8. Them No Dey Tell Us They're Prëgnānt Anymore, You Go Just Dey Waka For Road Dey See Pikin Wey Resemble You🙄 9. If we dâted before I was 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend🤧🤝 10. Dm me if you're Precious and you're single. I don't want to change this tattóó😩😩 11. So One Day u Will Açt Like u Have Señsë In Front Of Ur Kids 😂 12. Hūnger catçh me today, I went to the ATM to withdraw and the machíne swall0wed my ATM card🤷😭. * Omo.. Even machínes are hûngry too😔 13. I don go do místákë tell my Mama say my Babe cōok pass her. Na the color of coff!n dem dey discuss for parlour now. I never chop since😩😩 14. Shôrt People,One Day Is One Day!!🥺 🦅 🐥 15. My Wife Has Been ínsúlting Me Since Yesterday Just Bcoz I Bathed with Our 18 Years Old house_maid🙄 16. Na pôlitíçs we been dey ārgūe oh,😩 Which one come be say TINUBU hand dey shâke pass my babe nyash 🙄 17. To read the complete joke and to view more funny joke, pls clíçk and følløw or like My pagee🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary
  • BREAKING: Victor Osimhen is OFFICIALLY 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 from Napoli's First Team.

    Napoli have officially EXCLUDED Victor Osimhen from their Serie A squad list for the season!

    Napoli have decided to give number 9 to Romelu Lukaku with immediate effect. 9️⃣

    Napoli are furious with Victor Osimhen after his move to Chelsea or Al Ahli didn't happen.

    Just a year ago, Victor Osimhen was immortalized in the streets of Naples after leading Napoli to their first Scudetto of the century. His mask became a symbol, worn by almost every kid and fan of the club, and bakeries even baked cakes of his iconic mask...

    And now...

    In just a year, things have changed so DRAMATICALLY.

    Simply UNBELIEVABLE.

    Thoughts?
    🚨💔 BREAKING: Victor Osimhen is OFFICIALLY 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 from Napoli's First Team. 😳 Napoli have officially EXCLUDED Victor Osimhen from their Serie A squad list for the season! ❌ Napoli have decided to give number 9 to Romelu Lukaku with immediate effect. 9️⃣❌ Napoli are furious with Victor Osimhen after his move to Chelsea or Al Ahli didn't happen. Just a year ago, Victor Osimhen was immortalized in the streets of Naples after leading Napoli to their first Scudetto of the century. His mask became a symbol, worn by almost every kid and fan of the club, and bakeries even baked cakes of his iconic mask... And now... In just a year, things have changed so DRAMATICALLY. Simply UNBELIEVABLE. 🤯 Thoughts? 😳
  • Another black footballer that I'm scared for is Ngolo Kante, the former Chelsea Star and world cup winner with the French national team.

    Ngolo Kante is married a British Lady named Jude Littler.

    Jude Littler was the former wife of Djibrin Cisse, also another black former professional footballer.

    They were married from 2005 to 2012 after she divorced him at the end of his football career and took a huge chunk of his wealth.

    2 years later, Ngolo Kante met Jude Littler at a night club and they got married shortly after.

    Jude Littler is 48 years old while Ngolo Kante is 33 years old, she's 15 years older than him.

    What's more interesting is that she had 3 kids for her ex husband Djibrin Cisse who Ngolo Kante now call his kids.

    He has no kids of his own as she told him she's not interested in giving birth any longer.

    Ngolo Kante is still playing football and earning very high in Al Itihad in Saudi Arabia.

    I fear for him when his career is over.
    Another black footballer that I'm scared for is Ngolo Kante, the former Chelsea Star and world cup winner with the French national team. Ngolo Kante is married a British Lady named Jude Littler. Jude Littler was the former wife of Djibrin Cisse, also another black former professional footballer. They were married from 2005 to 2012 after she divorced him at the end of his football career and took a huge chunk of his wealth. 2 years later, Ngolo Kante met Jude Littler at a night club and they got married shortly after. Jude Littler is 48 years old while Ngolo Kante is 33 years old, she's 15 years older than him. What's more interesting is that she had 3 kids for her ex husband Djibrin Cisse who Ngolo Kante now call his kids. He has no kids of his own as she told him she's not interested in giving birth any longer. Ngolo Kante is still playing football and earning very high in Al Itihad in Saudi Arabia. I fear for him when his career is over.
  • I do not want to just talk because everyone makes mistakes. Chelsea came for him with a loan deal, but him and his unprofessional agent said no. We pushed to buy him, but they said our pay is low. Look at where he chose to go on a loan deal smh he can do better
    I do not want to just talk because everyone makes mistakes. Chelsea came for him with a loan deal, but him and his unprofessional agent said no. We pushed to buy him, but they said our pay is low. Look at where he chose to go on a loan deal smh 🤦‍♂️ he can do better
  • Biggest clubs in the world:

    1: Real Madrid
    2. Barcelona
    3. Manchester United
    4. Liverpool
    5. Bayern Munich
    6. AC Milan
    7. Chelsea
    8. Arsenal
    9. Juventus
    10. Ajax
    Biggest clubs in the world: 1: Real Madrid 2. Barcelona 3. Manchester United 4. Liverpool 5. Bayern Munich 6. AC Milan 7. Chelsea 8. Arsenal 9. Juventus 10. Ajax
  • Whenever you see players milking their club and even taking them to court like Ronaldo did to Juventus, don't pity the club or blame the players. What these clubs do to players when they no longer need the player's service is despicable. See how Napoli treated Osimhen who helped them lift Trophy after 33 years of barreness. See how Chelsea new manager hurriedly discard the players he doesn't want without any respect.

    It's purely business for them and most club don't pity the players they no longer need. They can go at any length to frustrate their career once relationship is broken. Remember how Arteta treated Mesut Ozil and Aubameyang🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯
    Whenever you see players milking their club and even taking them to court like Ronaldo did to Juventus, don't pity the club or blame the players. What these clubs do to players when they no longer need the player's service is despicable. See how Napoli treated Osimhen who helped them lift Trophy after 33 years of barreness. See how Chelsea new manager hurriedly discard the players he doesn't want without any respect. It's purely business for them and most club don't pity the players they no longer need. They can go at any length to frustrate their career once relationship is broken. Remember how Arteta treated Mesut Ozil and Aubameyang🧑🏻‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯
  • Victor Osimhen landed a better option in Turkish giants, Galatasaray.

    1. Galatasaray have more pedigree than Chelsea.

    2. Galatasaray are in the Europa League. Chelsea are somewhere around Europe.

    3. Galatasaray will at least match his current wages. Chelsea offered a trainee’s wage x 2.

    4. Much lesser tax in Turkey.

    5. Galatasaray are competing for the league. Chelsea are playing to stay in their own league.
    Victor Osimhen landed a better option in Turkish giants, Galatasaray. 1. Galatasaray have more pedigree than Chelsea. 2. Galatasaray are in the Europa League. Chelsea are somewhere around Europe. 3. Galatasaray will at least match his current wages. Chelsea offered a trainee’s wage x 2. 4. Much lesser tax in Turkey. 5. Galatasaray are competing for the league. Chelsea are playing to stay in their own league.
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