1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up*
mad... madder... maddest...
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2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later π·π½ββοΈπ«²π½π«²π½π€·π½ββοΈ
3 take a deep breath
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4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me*
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5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
Thank you for showing interest.
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6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*
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7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*
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8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
*Wonders shall never end*ππΎββοΈ
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9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*π€·πΏββοΈ
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10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*
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11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...
..
12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
*You are through to the semi finals*
_*Start preparing for the finals *_
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13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.
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14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
I regretted loosing my TV screen.π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
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15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*π€·πΏββοΈ
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16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*π€·πΏββοΈ
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17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
*That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*ππΎββοΈ
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18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.ππΎββοΈ
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19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.π€·πΏββοΈπ€·πΏββοΈ
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20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.
21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.π«£
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22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.
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23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*π«£
24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to prayπ€·πΏββοΈ
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25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *π«£
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26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
*Na there I dey rush go now.*
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27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.π€·πΏββοΈπ€·πΏββοΈ..
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28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
*Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain nowπ₯Ή
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29 I just killed the mosquito that
Bite me last month nonsense
He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him
Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read
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1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up*
mad... madder... maddest...ππ€£π€£
.
2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later π·π½βοΈπ«²π½π«²π½π€·π½βοΈ
3 take a deep breath ππ
.
4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* ππ€£π€£
.
5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
Thank you for showing interest.ππ€£π€£
.
6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*ππππ
.
7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*πππ
.
8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
*Wonders shall never end*ππΎβοΈπ€£π€£
.
9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*π‘π€·πΏβοΈ
.
10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*ππ
.
11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...πππ
..
12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
*You are through to the semi finals*
_*Start preparing for the finals *_πππ
.
13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.π΄π΄π‘
.
14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
I regretted loosing my TV screen.π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
.
15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*ππ€·πΏβοΈ
.
16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*π€·πΏβοΈππ
.
17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
*That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*ππΎβοΈπ€£π€£
.
18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.ππΎβοΈππ
.
19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.π€·πΏβοΈπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£
.
20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.πππ
21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.π«£ππ
.
22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.ππ
.
23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*π«£ππ
24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to prayπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£π€£
.
25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *π«£π€£π€£
.
26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
*Na there I dey rush go now.*π€£π€£
.
27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.π€·πΏβοΈπ€·πΏβοΈπ€£..
.
28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
*Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain nowπ‘π‘π₯Ή
.
29 I just killed the mosquito that
Bite me last month nonsense
He thinks that I wouldn't recognize himπͺππ€£π€£
Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read ππ€£π€£
.
Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page π₯Ίπ«‘ππΌππΌ
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