1. Broke man dey act rich to impress, rich man dey act poor to test true love 🤣, everybody get big role to play And they call poor man own fake life and rich man own disguise🤕🤕 2. 5 hours for family, na me dem use 4 hours advice🙄🥺 3. So your "forever is the deal" no fit do you urgent 2k??🙄 4. I think married men needs uniform cause this ring is not working again 😞 5. Your babe single na base on who ask her😎 6. I Told My Dad To Embrace His Mistakes * And He Hugged Me😩😩 7. If your boyfriend doesn't know John champion and Jim Beglin or Martin Taylor and Allen Smith * Forget it you are dating a lesbian 😹😹💔 8. My Ex failed maths but she's good at measuring preek 📏😒😒😒😒#Emmycool 9. Na from man house choir mistress come church . * "From handling mike to handling mic"😒 10. The only time some girls remember God na when dem dey moan "Oh my God"....🌝 11. I post to laugh and forget stress, keep your seriousness and maturity for your family meetings🤝🤝 12. Na only “Send Aza” fit make me reply your text sha.. if not you go put question mark tire😑 13. Any girl wey no dey hørný for this weather get ınfėctıon🥹🤝 Please follow me for more interesting daily jokes 🙏👉 Emmy CoolEmmy Cool

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