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  • Baby Camel and Mother

    A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, "mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, "Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby said, "Why do camels have humps?" Mother said "Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water". Baby said, "Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?" Mother said, "Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does!" Baby said, "Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight". Mother with pride said, "My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind".

    Baby after thinking said, "I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert then what in god's name are we doing here in the Zoo!?"

    Moral: Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place.
    Baby Camel and Mother A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, "mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, "Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you? Baby said, "Why do camels have humps?" Mother said "Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water". Baby said, "Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?" Mother said, "Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert. You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does!" Baby said, "Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight". Mother with pride said, "My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind". Baby after thinking said, "I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protect my eyes from the desert then what in god's name are we doing here in the Zoo!?" Moral: Skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at the right place.
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  • "He’s now saying he grew up loving the name and always wanted to name his child that. Right now, I’m not happy because I don’t want to hate my child..." - A pregnant woman gets tongues wagging on social media as her husband is set to name their baby after one of her ex who traumatised her.
    "He’s now saying he grew up loving the name and always wanted to name his child that. Right now, I’m not happy because I don’t want to hate my child..." - A pregnant woman gets tongues wagging on social media as her husband is set to name their baby after one of her ex who traumatised her.
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  • Hey baby
    Hey baby
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  • Sometimes I wish I was a little baby again, because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts
    Sometimes I wish I was a little baby again, because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts
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  • No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
    No matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.
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  • My baby guys
    My baby guys
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  • Pls what catterh drugs can i give to a 2 year old baby
    Pls what catterh drugs can i give to a 2 year old baby
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  • A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a cat. Some people nowadays will buy cat food to eat.” The lady finds this odd, but goes home, brings her cat back and is able to buy the cat food.
    The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some dog food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a dog. Some people nowadays will buy dog food to eat.” The lady feels slightly annoyed, but goes home, brings her dog back and is able to buy the dog food.
    The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some baby food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a baby. Some people nowadays will buy baby food to eat.” By now the lady is feeling well and truly irritated, but goes home, brings her baby back and is able to buy the baby food.
    The next day, the lady goes to the store and approaches the cashier, holding a small box with a hole in the front. “Please put your finger in here.” she says. The cashier gives her an odd look and says, “Absolutely not, you might be hiding a spider in there.” The lady replies, “Please don’t worry, I’m not.”
    The cashier is still skeptical. “Are you hiding a rat?”
    “No.”
    “A snake?”
    “No.”
    “Well….All right.”
    The cashier puts her finger in the box and touches something soft and squishy; she pulls her finger out, smells it and says, “This smells like poop!”
    “Exactly,” the lady replies. “Now can I buy some toilet paper?”
    please follow up
    A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a cat. Some people nowadays will buy cat food to eat.” The lady finds this odd, but goes home, brings her cat back and is able to buy the cat food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some dog food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a dog. Some people nowadays will buy dog food to eat.” The lady feels slightly annoyed, but goes home, brings her dog back and is able to buy the dog food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some baby food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a baby. Some people nowadays will buy baby food to eat.” By now the lady is feeling well and truly irritated, but goes home, brings her baby back and is able to buy the baby food. The next day, the lady goes to the store and approaches the cashier, holding a small box with a hole in the front. “Please put your finger in here.” she says. The cashier gives her an odd look and says, “Absolutely not, you might be hiding a spider in there.” The lady replies, “Please don’t worry, I’m not.” The cashier is still skeptical. “Are you hiding a rat?” “No.” “A snake?” “No.” “Well….All right.” The cashier puts her finger in the box and touches something soft and squishy; she pulls her finger out, smells it and says, “This smells like poop!” “Exactly,” the lady replies. “Now can I buy some toilet paper?” please follow up
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  • Video capturing a pregnant lady showing off her huge baby bump has left many with mixed reactions.
    Video capturing a pregnant lady showing off her huge baby bump has left many with mixed reactions.
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  • You have made me realize how much power the word “love” holds, and definitely, you made me understand the true meaning of romantic love. Thanks for being such a kind, understanding, and generous human being. You inspire me a lot. Love you, baby girl.
    You have made me realize how much power the word “love” holds, and definitely, you made me understand the true meaning of romantic love. Thanks for being such a kind, understanding, and generous human being. You inspire me a lot. Love you, baby girl.
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