●1.
Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.
🤷🏻♂️
●2.
Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their **** especially those ones with small nyash.
●3.
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.🤷🏻♂️
🫣
●4.
It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.🫣🙆🏾♂️
●5.
Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.
🤷🏻♂️
●6.
I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.
●7.
Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.
🤷🏻♂️
●8.
Even if you can put your phone on
flight mode thinking you are saving your
Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.
9.
Everything is not village people o!!!
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...
🤷🏻♂️
●9.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?
🤷🏻♂️
●11.
Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass
●12.
Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up.
What a disgrace.🙆🏾♂️
●13.
Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop
They will be like
●14.
You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised
●15.
Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?🙆🏾♂️
●16.
One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes🙆🏾♂️
●17.
That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself
🤷🏻♂️
●18.
A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat
If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.
🤷🏻♂️
●19.
Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.
Me: .........
Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?
Me: ........... meow
●20.
I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success.
EXTRAS🙆🏾♂️
●21.
Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.
●22.
Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice
#Bitter_truth #happy #highlights
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😅😅😂
●1.
Some girls can unzip a man Trouser in the dark but cannot locate psalm 23 in broad daylight. My God is watching you ooo.🤣🤣🤷🏻♂️
●2.
Some girls will be doing fine girl fine girl 2 bucket of water can not flush their shit especially those ones with small nyash.🤣🤣🤣
●3.
If babies knew how many adult mouths have sucked the same breast before them.. They'll prefer taking Nutri Milk.🤷🏻♂️🤣🫣
●4.
It’s only in Nigeria you will hear someone
boast of their level of insanity, “I dey mad oo ask people”.🫣🙆🏾♂️😬😬
●5.
Please Girls... If u are waiting for a man who is cute, rich, humble, faithful, caring, understanding, nice and loving... Don't worry be patient...Jesus is coming soon.😂🤷🏻♂️
●6.
I was at the supermarket today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf.🤣😂😂
●7.
Always smile , dress well, act calm so that when you fart in public, no one will suspect that you.😂🤷🏻♂️
●8.
Even if you can put your phone on
flight mode thinking you are saving your
Data, MTN will charge you for booking a flight.😂😂
9.
Everything is not village people o!!!
How can you go for a job interview and be fighting with another applicant over socket to charge your phone?...😂😂😂🤷🏻♂️
●9.
When someone asks why you continue to chat with your ex, ask them if they have never used past exam papers for revision?😂😂🤷🏻♂️
●11.
Nigerians r so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's nyt & you're carryin cutlass😋😬😬😬
●12.
Imagine going to fight your husband’s side chick & she beats you up.
What a disgrace.🙆🏾♂️🤣😬
●13.
Nobody walks faster than a person that has been given too much change at a shop
They will be like🧎🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣
●14.
You all should stop blocking your parents from viewing your posts and status, let them see child they raised🤣🤣
●15.
Ever sat next to someone with Body odour in church, when pastor calls out those with evil spirits, you join so you can leave that place?🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣
●16.
One Yoruba girl posted a picture and captioned it "everywhere stew " I opened it and pepper entered my eyes🙆🏾♂️😭😭😭
●17.
That ashawo life that got you an iPhone will surely get you a Benz. Don't give up Sister, you almost there. Motivate yourself😋🤷🏻♂️😂😂
●18.
A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat
If you like take her out feed her until she can't walk again she will still crawl to another guy.😂😂🤷🏻♂️
●19.
Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.
Me: .........
Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?
Me: ........... meow😂😂
●20.
I respect those people who gives testimonies in church, I mean standing boldly in front of your village people telling them about your success.
EXTRAS🙆🏾♂️😂😂😂
●21.
Women who put chain on their legs, look like a lost Fowl.😂😂
●22.
Guys pls stop using Viagra, Alomo ,Burukutu, Manpower etc... We ladies deserve Free and Fair Erections .. you're there laughing you didn't realize that I put no 9 twice 😂😂😂
#Bitter_truth #happy #highlights
😂😂😂
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