A conversation between me and my Teacher Teacher:Who is the most popular musician in this planet? Me:Mosquito Teacher:How? Me:Because when they sings everybody must clap! She got angry and floged me Guys was i wrong?

The best kind of relationship in the world is the one in which a sorry and a smile can make everything back to normal again....

Group Project: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit 😙😙 As it should be 😅

Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 😗😙

This is sickening 💔 Diddy's Bodyguard releases a video of Diddy and MeekMill grinding each other and MeekMill was shouting "yes Daddy,f"xk that *ss n!gga , yes daddy" According to the bodyguard, everyone that night after the party passed out, except him because he doesn't drink alc0hol. He only sm0kes. So he heard some noises from Diddy's room and went close to the door to listen. When he got there it was MeekMill and Diddy in action grinding, since he couldn't open the door, he recorded it on his phone but couldn't release it because there was a lot at stake . The allegations have been beaten finally, MeekMill can't deny it anymore 💀 No escaping this time 😂

AGAIN? 🤯😳 Davido gifts his personal driver a brand new 2024 SUV worth 360 million Naira . He has been driving for 001 for over 10 years and he decided to surprise him today. He was shocked when Davido said this is your CAR. Weeks ago Davido bought his best friend a car worth millions of naira. 001 has stretched hands to every part of his TEAM. He takes them along with him anywhere he is going. People like this God always bless them. Reason people love him .

Let people serve thee, and nations bow down to thee: be lord over thy brethren, and let thy mother's sons bow down to thee: cursed be every one that curseth thee, and blessed be he that blesseth thee.

If everybody arrange their problem put for table to exchange. You go rush pick your own back

Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves! 😅

CONGRATULATION go come ur way go come my way.e go reach everybody hand na only TIME e go take.are you with me