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  • 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up*
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    3 take a deep breath
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    4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me*
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    5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.*
    Thank you for showing interest.
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    6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*
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    7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*
    .
    8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.*
    *Wonders shall never end*🙆🏾‍♂️
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    9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*🤷🏿‍♂️
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    10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*
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    11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo
    I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...
    ..
    12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro *
    *You are through to the semi finals*
    _*Start preparing for the finals *_
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    13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.
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    14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.*
    I regretted loosing my TV screen.🥹🥹🥹
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    15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*🤷🏿‍♂️
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    16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🤷🏿‍♂️
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    17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....*
    *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*🙆🏾‍♂️
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    18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.🙆🏾‍♂️
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    19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
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    20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.

    21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣
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    22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.
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    23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣

    24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🤷🏿‍♂️
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    25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣
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    26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*..
    *Na there I dey rush go now.*
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    27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️..
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    28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.*
    *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now🥹
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    29 I just killed the mosquito that
    Bite me last month nonsense
    He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him

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    😲🤣🤣 1.. IF i offend you and u are mad at me,i apologize and u are stil mad at me,Then is nt my fault ,u are just a mad person ...keep it up* mad... madder... maddest...😎🤣🤣 . 2.. join Jenny's Triplets (content monetisation policy) and thank me later 👷🏽‍♂️🫲🏽🫲🏽🤷🏽‍♂️ 3 take a deep breath 😊😊 . 4.. You jam me with breast and you are telling me sorry, sorry for what? Abeg jam me again jor, even continue jaming me* 😋🤣🤣 . 5 Hello guys, anyone single here? If yes please WhatsApp me your details. Am selling a single bed.* Thank you for showing interest.😎🤣🤣 . 6 Brother hustle ooo, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not Draft*😋😎😎😎 . 7 Nothing is sweeter than when you noticed that you failed exams and your friends also failed*👍😂😂 . 8 Our politicians are now performing miracles, using 5 cartons of indomie to feed 5,000 people.* *Wonders shall never end*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 9 Tell Us your real age, Abi which one be I'm +1 Today*😡🤷🏿‍♂️ . 10 Immaturity is When U Think Carrying MP3 Around the Street is a Sign of Big Boy*😂😂 . 11 This world shouldn't end yet ooo I haven't chased my daughter's boyfriend with cutlass...😋😎😎 .. 12 When a girl replies by saying "I don't want any girl to come and beat me", congratulations bro * *You are through to the semi finals* _*Start preparing for the finals *_😋😂😂 . 13 hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.😴😴😡 . 14 Watching TV with a village girl is so cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen.* I regretted loosing my TV screen.🥹🥹🥹 . 15 All my life, I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs? _*😂🤷🏿‍♂️ . 16 We Guys do not put BANANA inside our boxers to deceive U girls, why do u Use foam bra / foam bumbum to deceive us ?*🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂 . 17 Ugly girls will do whatever you ask them to do, until it's time for abortion....* *That's when you will know the real meaning of stubbornness*🙆🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 . 18 Some women’s legs are like rumours, they keep on spreading.🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂 . 19 If you are a lady and you don’t respect men, you will end up serving jollof at your younger sister’s wedding.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣 . 20 Everybody can not do business. Some people were born to be customers.🙊😂😂 21 If you are owing me, Biko pay me before I swear for you, but if I am owing you please bear with me because things are hard. You hear.🫣😊😊 . 22 On my way home, I gave lift to a fowl. Can't I help an animal again?.😎😋 . 23 Good men still exist...But your eyelashes won't allow you to see them*🫣😎😎 24 Sometimes God allows ur phone to fall down so he can hear u shout "Jesus" since U refused to pray🤷🏿‍♂️🤣🤣 . 25 There are People Who lie so much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To see Someone" *🫣🤣🤣 . 26 The Motivational* *Speaker wey dey advice me make I no give up, don commit suicide this evening*.. *Na there I dey rush go now.*🤣🤣 . 27 Before you have sex in the name of cold weather remember hot tea is cheaper than baby pampers.🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤣.. . 28 I tried acting rich today,I withdrew 30k ,stood in my room and sprayed it in the air.* *Now I don't know where 1k entered I'm having a sifia chest pain now😡😡🥹 . 29 I just killed the mosquito that Bite me last month nonsense He thinks that I wouldn't recognize him😪🙊🤣🤣 Thanks for reading please I need your help share this post to make others laugh too no one will come across this post without laughing unless the person can't read 🙊🤣🤣 . Wait before you go recommend my page so it be visible to people please also invite friends to like my page 🥺🫡🙏🏼🙏🏼
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  • Listen Actively: Pay attention to others’ perspectives without interrupting or trying to assert dominance.
    Listen Actively: Pay attention to others’ perspectives without interrupting or trying to assert dominance.
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  • Dog is a domestic animal like cat
    Dog is a domestic animal like cat
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  • Humility is a powerful yet often understated quality that embodies strength, grace, and wisdom. At its core, being humble means possessing a realistic view of one’s own strengths and weaknesses while maintaining respect and empathy for others. It isn’t about diminishing yourself or denying your worth; rather, it is about recognizing that personal achievements and talents coexist with the contributions and value of others.
    Humility is a powerful yet often understated quality that embodies strength, grace, and wisdom. At its core, being humble means possessing a realistic view of one’s own strengths and weaknesses while maintaining respect and empathy for others. It isn’t about diminishing yourself or denying your worth; rather, it is about recognizing that personal achievements and talents coexist with the contributions and value of others.
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  • God first, always.

    Knowledge sharpens your mind, money secures your freedom.

    Respect and style will open doors education can’t.
    God first, always. Knowledge sharpens your mind, money secures your freedom. Respect and style will open doors education can’t.
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  • It is said that wisdom lies not in seeing things, but seeing through things.
    It is said that wisdom lies not in seeing things, but seeing through things.
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  • The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
    The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.
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  • Being broke is not a definition of your worth. It's a temporary setback. Keep pushing, stay focused, and know that better days are ahead.
    #Motivation #FinancialFreedom #StayPositive #BetterDaysAhead
    Being broke is not a definition of your worth. It's a temporary setback. Keep pushing, stay focused, and know that better days are ahead. #Motivation #FinancialFreedom #StayPositive #BetterDaysAhead
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  • Causes and Symptoms of Foodborne Illness.

    Foodborne illness is caused by consuming contaminated foods or beverages. Many different disease-causing microbes or pathogens can contaminate foods, so there are many different types of foodborne illnesses.

    Most foodborne diseases are infections caused by a variety of bacteria, viruses, and parasites. Other diseases are poisonings caused by harmful toxins or chemicals that have contaminated food.

    Of note many foodborne pathogens also can be acquired through recreational or drinking water, from contact with animals or their environment, or through person-to-person spread.

    SYMPTOMS OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS

    •Common symptoms of foodborne illness are diarrhea and/or vomiting, typically lasting 1 to 7 days. Other symptoms might include abdominal cramps, nausea, fever, joint/back aches, and fatigue.

    •What some people call the “stomach flu” may actually be a foodborne illness caused by a pathogen (i.e., virus, bacteria, or parasite) in contaminated food or drink.

    •The incubation period (the time between exposure to the pathogen and onset of symptoms) can range from several hours to 1 week.

    CAUSES OF FOODBORNE ILLNESSES

    Commonly recognized foodborne infections are:

    1)Campylobacteriosis (Campylobacter)

    2)Cryptosporidiosis (Cryptosporidium)

    3)Cyclosporiasis (Cyclospora spp.)

    4)Escherichia coli O157:H7 Infection (E. coli O157)
    and Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS)

    5)Giardiasis (Giardia)

    6)Listeriosis (Listeria monocytogenes)

    7)Norovirus Infection (aka Norwalk virus, calicivirus, viral gastroenteritis)

    8)Salmonellosis (Salmonella)

    9)Scombroid Fish Poisoning

    10)Shigellosis (Shigella)

    11)Toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma gondii)

    12)Vibrio Infection (Vibrio parahaemolyticus)

    13)Yersiniosis (Yersinia species)

    FOODS ASSOCIATED WITH FOODBORNE ILLNESS

    1)Raw foods of animal origin, that is, raw meat and poultry, raw eggs, unpasteurized milk, and raw shellfish are the most likely to be contaminated.

    2)Fruits and vegetables can also be contaminated with animal waste when manure is used to fertilize produce in the field, or unclean water is used for washing the produce.

    3)Raw sprouts are particularly concerning because the conditions under which they are sprouted are ideal for growing microbes.

    4)Unpasteurized fruit juices or cider can also be contaminated if there are pathogens on the fruit that is used to make it.

    5)Any food item that is touched by a person who is ill with vomiting or diarrhea, or who has recently had such an illness, can become contaminated. When these food items are not subsequently cooked (e.g., salads, cut fruit) they can pass the illness to other people.
    Causes and Symptoms of Foodborne Illness. Foodborne illness is caused by consuming contaminated foods or beverages. Many different disease-causing microbes or pathogens can contaminate foods, so there are many different types of foodborne illnesses. Most foodborne diseases are infections caused by a variety of bacteria, viruses, and parasites. Other diseases are poisonings caused by harmful toxins or chemicals that have contaminated food. Of note many foodborne pathogens also can be acquired through recreational or drinking water, from contact with animals or their environment, or through person-to-person spread. SYMPTOMS OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS •Common symptoms of foodborne illness are diarrhea and/or vomiting, typically lasting 1 to 7 days. Other symptoms might include abdominal cramps, nausea, fever, joint/back aches, and fatigue. •What some people call the “stomach flu” may actually be a foodborne illness caused by a pathogen (i.e., virus, bacteria, or parasite) in contaminated food or drink. •The incubation period (the time between exposure to the pathogen and onset of symptoms) can range from several hours to 1 week. CAUSES OF FOODBORNE ILLNESSES Commonly recognized foodborne infections are: 1)Campylobacteriosis (Campylobacter) 2)Cryptosporidiosis (Cryptosporidium) 3)Cyclosporiasis (Cyclospora spp.) 4)Escherichia coli O157:H7 Infection (E. coli O157) and Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS) 5)Giardiasis (Giardia) 6)Listeriosis (Listeria monocytogenes) 7)Norovirus Infection (aka Norwalk virus, calicivirus, viral gastroenteritis) 8)Salmonellosis (Salmonella) 9)Scombroid Fish Poisoning 10)Shigellosis (Shigella) 11)Toxoplasmosis (Toxoplasma gondii) 12)Vibrio Infection (Vibrio parahaemolyticus) 13)Yersiniosis (Yersinia species) FOODS ASSOCIATED WITH FOODBORNE ILLNESS 1)Raw foods of animal origin, that is, raw meat and poultry, raw eggs, unpasteurized milk, and raw shellfish are the most likely to be contaminated. 2)Fruits and vegetables can also be contaminated with animal waste when manure is used to fertilize produce in the field, or unclean water is used for washing the produce. 3)Raw sprouts are particularly concerning because the conditions under which they are sprouted are ideal for growing microbes. 4)Unpasteurized fruit juices or cider can also be contaminated if there are pathogens on the fruit that is used to make it. 5)Any food item that is touched by a person who is ill with vomiting or diarrhea, or who has recently had such an illness, can become contaminated. When these food items are not subsequently cooked (e.g., salads, cut fruit) they can pass the illness to other people.
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  • APPLE.

    An apple is a round, edible fruit produced by an apple tree (Malus spp., among them the domestic or orchard apple; Malus domestica). Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found. Apples have been grown for thousands of years in Eurasia and were introduced to North America by European colonists. Apples have religious and mythological significance in many cultures, including Norse, Greek, and European Christian tradition.

    Apples grown from seed tend to be very different from those of their parents, and the resultant fruit frequently lacks desired characteristics. For commercial purposes, including botanical evaluation, apple cultivars are propagated by clonal grafting onto rootstocks. Apple trees grown without rootstocks tend to be larger and much slower to fruit after planting. Rootstocks are used to control the speed of growth and the size of the resulting tree, allowing for easier harvesting.

    There are more than 7,500 cultivars of apples. Different cultivars are bred for various tastes and uses, including cooking, eating raw, and cider or apple juice production. Trees and fruit are prone to fungal, bacterial, and pest problems, which can be controlled by a number of organic and non-organic means. In 2010, the fruit's genome was sequenced as part of research on disease control and selective breeding in apple production.
    APPLE. An apple is a round, edible fruit produced by an apple tree (Malus spp., among them the domestic or orchard apple; Malus domestica). Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found. Apples have been grown for thousands of years in Eurasia and were introduced to North America by European colonists. Apples have religious and mythological significance in many cultures, including Norse, Greek, and European Christian tradition. Apples grown from seed tend to be very different from those of their parents, and the resultant fruit frequently lacks desired characteristics. For commercial purposes, including botanical evaluation, apple cultivars are propagated by clonal grafting onto rootstocks. Apple trees grown without rootstocks tend to be larger and much slower to fruit after planting. Rootstocks are used to control the speed of growth and the size of the resulting tree, allowing for easier harvesting. There are more than 7,500 cultivars of apples. Different cultivars are bred for various tastes and uses, including cooking, eating raw, and cider or apple juice production. Trees and fruit are prone to fungal, bacterial, and pest problems, which can be controlled by a number of organic and non-organic means. In 2010, the fruit's genome was sequenced as part of research on disease control and selective breeding in apple production.
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