• 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING


    2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN


    3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
    It's Over between us


    4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
    Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!

    *ME Ahh
    I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.


    5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*

    6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
    *
    ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM


    7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
    *


    8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*


    9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog


    10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*


    11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

    But when your brother does the same to his wife

    It's Juju 🖐

    When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first


    12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh


    13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you

    Master Mike
    😂🐐⏰ 1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING 🤣🤣 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN🤔🧐 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's Over between us🤨🤨 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account. Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!🙏 *ME 😗 Ahh😳 I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.😜😜🤪🤪 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*😦 🤔 6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U * ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM🤣🤣 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market 🤣🤣🤣 * 🚶🚶🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities* 😂 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog 🤔 ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ 10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"* 😩 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic But when your brother does the same to his wife It's Juju 🙄🖐 When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first 🥺 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh 😒🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex😏. I did nothing bad to you 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 Master Mike
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  • If you didn't fight for what u wants
    You deserve to lose
    If you didn't fight for what u wants You deserve to lose
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  • 1. Never shake hand while sitting.

    2. Never talk bad about the food when you are the guest.

    3. Don't eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

    4. Protect who is behind you and respect who is beside you.

    5. Never make the first offer in a negotiation.

    6. Don't take credit for the work you didn't do.

    7. Dress well, no matter what the occasion.

    8. Speak honestly: say what you think and mean what you say.

    9. Ask more than you answer.

    10. Leave the profane language for the less educated.

    11. Avoid placing your phone on the table when eating with someone.

    12. Listen, smile and most of all make eye contact.

    13. If you're not invited, don't ask to go.

    14. Never be ashamed of where you come from.

    15. Don't beg for a relationship.
    1. Never shake hand while sitting. 2. Never talk bad about the food when you are the guest. 3. Don't eat the last piece of something you didn't buy. 4. Protect who is behind you and respect who is beside you. 5. Never make the first offer in a negotiation. 6. Don't take credit for the work you didn't do. 7. Dress well, no matter what the occasion. 8. Speak honestly: say what you think and mean what you say. 9. Ask more than you answer. 10. Leave the profane language for the less educated. 11. Avoid placing your phone on the table when eating with someone. 12. Listen, smile and most of all make eye contact. 13. If you're not invited, don't ask to go. 14. Never be ashamed of where you come from. 15. Don't beg for a relationship.
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  • How I Teach My Daughters to Recognize a Real Man

    1️⃣ Never Fund a Man’s Potential – A man’s growth is his responsibility, not yours. If he’s still “figuring it out,” he’s not ready for you. You are a partner, not a stepping stone.

    2️⃣ Do Not Carry His Burdens – A man should come prepared to lead, not looking for a woman to fix, build, or struggle with him. If he cannot provide, protect, or guide, he is not a man—he is still becoming one.

    3️⃣ Never Accept Less Than You Deserve –
    You don’t shrink to fit a man’s life; he expands to meet your standards.
    A strong man rises to the occasion—a weak one asks you to settle.

    4️⃣ If He Invites You, He Provides – A man who values your time respects the responsibility that comes with it. If he asks you out, the bill is his. No discussion.

    5️⃣ If He Wants Your Time, He Earns It – Your presence is a privilege, not a given. A real man shows consistency, effort, and intentionality. Anything less is a waste of time.

    6️⃣ A Man Who Wants You Forever Will Never Rush You Into Bed – A man with true intentions will never pressure you. He will value your mind, your presence, and your standards. Lust moves fast—love moves with patience.

    7️⃣ Never Stay in a Relationship with a Liar or a Cheater – Disrespect is not love. Betrayal is not a mistake—it’s a choice. A real man protects your heart, not plays with it. When a man shows you he can’t be trusted, believe him and walk away.

    8️⃣ Never Entertain a Man You Wouldn’t Want Your Son to Be – If his character wouldn’t make you proud as a mother, he has no place in your life as a partner. The men you allow in your space set the standard for the next generation—choose wisely.

    9️⃣ If He Doesn’t View You as His Wife and Provide for Your Needs, He’s Bringing Chaos and Confusion – A man who isn’t intentional about you is a distraction. If he’s not stepping up, he’s pulling you down. A real man brings clarity, stability, and security—not stress.

    My daughters will never settle.

    Neither should you.

    If your fathers didn’t teach you, i am!

    NDBA No Dusty Bums Allowed!

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    How I Teach My Daughters to Recognize a Real Man 1️⃣ Never Fund a Man’s Potential – A man’s growth is his responsibility, not yours. If he’s still “figuring it out,” he’s not ready for you. You are a partner, not a stepping stone. 2️⃣ Do Not Carry His Burdens – A man should come prepared to lead, not looking for a woman to fix, build, or struggle with him. If he cannot provide, protect, or guide, he is not a man—he is still becoming one. 3️⃣ Never Accept Less Than You Deserve – You don’t shrink to fit a man’s life; he expands to meet your standards. A strong man rises to the occasion—a weak one asks you to settle. 4️⃣ If He Invites You, He Provides – A man who values your time respects the responsibility that comes with it. If he asks you out, the bill is his. No discussion. 5️⃣ If He Wants Your Time, He Earns It – Your presence is a privilege, not a given. A real man shows consistency, effort, and intentionality. Anything less is a waste of time. 6️⃣ A Man Who Wants You Forever Will Never Rush You Into Bed – A man with true intentions will never pressure you. He will value your mind, your presence, and your standards. Lust moves fast—love moves with patience. 7️⃣ Never Stay in a Relationship with a Liar or a Cheater – Disrespect is not love. Betrayal is not a mistake—it’s a choice. A real man protects your heart, not plays with it. When a man shows you he can’t be trusted, believe him and walk away. 8️⃣ Never Entertain a Man You Wouldn’t Want Your Son to Be – If his character wouldn’t make you proud as a mother, he has no place in your life as a partner. The men you allow in your space set the standard for the next generation—choose wisely. 9️⃣ If He Doesn’t View You as His Wife and Provide for Your Needs, He’s Bringing Chaos and Confusion – A man who isn’t intentional about you is a distraction. If he’s not stepping up, he’s pulling you down. A real man brings clarity, stability, and security—not stress. My daughters will never settle. Neither should you. 💯 If your fathers didn’t teach you, i am! NDBA No Dusty Bums Allowed! ----------------------------------------------------------------- We're happy to announce that our highly anticipated women's conference is coming soon! Rise Above Women Conference Theme: Her Time To Shine This empowering event is designed specifically for women, tackling a wide range of issues and topics relevant to your lives.
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  • DID YOU KNOW - LIFE FACTS.

    1. Be very selective when it comes to choosing friends. People now a days don't know the true meaning of friendship and loyalty.

    2. Know your worth. Know when you have had enough. And move on from the people who keep ruining your happiness.

    3. What comes easy, will not always last. And what will last, will not always come easy.

    4. Letting go is never easy, but sometimes it's necessary.

    5. You don't need to waste your time on someone who only wants you around when it fits their needs.

    6. Stop crying over yesterday and start smiling for tomorrow.

    7. Find someone who wants you as much as you want them.

    8. In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself.

    Love Yourself Be Yourself...

    Please follow my page for more inspirational quotes and words of wisdom.

    Thank you & All the best!

    #JourneyofLife
    #SharingisCaring
    #lifeisaJourney
    #lifeisnotaDestination
    #KeeptheFaith
    #BeGratefulnBlessed

    #ctto
    DID YOU KNOW - LIFE FACTS. 1. Be very selective when it comes to choosing friends. People now a days don't know the true meaning of friendship and loyalty. 2. Know your worth. Know when you have had enough. And move on from the people who keep ruining your happiness. 3. What comes easy, will not always last. And what will last, will not always come easy. 4. Letting go is never easy, but sometimes it's necessary. 5. You don't need to waste your time on someone who only wants you around when it fits their needs. 6. Stop crying over yesterday and start smiling for tomorrow. 7. Find someone who wants you as much as you want them. 8. In life, there are some people you're going to have to lose in order to find yourself. Love Yourself Be Yourself... Please follow my page for more inspirational quotes and words of wisdom. Thank you & All the best! #JourneyofLife #SharingisCaring #lifeisaJourney #lifeisnotaDestination #KeeptheFaith #BeGratefulnBlessed #ctto
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  • “Sadness is caused by intelligence. The more you understand certain things, the more you wish you didn't understand them.” (Charles Bukowski)

    A certain level of sadness is often a byproduct of empathy and understanding; the deeper our comprehension of the world's complexities, the more acutely we may feel its suffering.

    This poignant awareness of life's inherent fragility and the pain experienced by ourselves and others can lead to moments of sorrow.

    However, this capacity for profound understanding is also a source of great strength and compassion. It fuels our desire to make a positive impact, to alleviate suffering, and to build a more compassionate world.

    The very intelligence that allows us to feel sadness also empowers us to find meaning, purpose, and ultimately, hope, in the face of life's challenges.

    cttro
    “Sadness is caused by intelligence. The more you understand certain things, the more you wish you didn't understand them.” (Charles Bukowski) A certain level of sadness is often a byproduct of empathy and understanding; the deeper our comprehension of the world's complexities, the more acutely we may feel its suffering. This poignant awareness of life's inherent fragility and the pain experienced by ourselves and others can lead to moments of sorrow. However, this capacity for profound understanding is also a source of great strength and compassion. It fuels our desire to make a positive impact, to alleviate suffering, and to build a more compassionate world. The very intelligence that allows us to feel sadness also empowers us to find meaning, purpose, and ultimately, hope, in the face of life's challenges. 📸cttro
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  • Imagine waking up one morning, scrolling through your phone, and suddenly seeing the wedding invitation of someone you thought you had a future with. Maybe it was your talking stage, someone you were considering, or someone who told you they weren’t ready for a relationship. Maybe it was a person you had already fallen in love with or even someone you believed you were in a relationship with. Worse still, it could be an ex you broke up with just a few months ago. The shock, the pain, the confusion it’s a lot to handle.

    At that moment, anger and hurt may take over. Questions will flood your mind. Did they lie to me? Was I just a backup plan? How did I not see this coming? You may even begin to feel like they just used you to feed their intimate pleasure. The betrayal may feel unbearable, but the truth is, no matter how painful, this might be a blessing in disguise.

    Fighting the person or letting bitterness take over will not change anything. Instead, take a deep breath and remind yourself that sometimes, disappointments are God’s way of clearing your path for something better. If they were meant for you, they wouldn’t be marrying someone else.

    Come o, No vex but have you even take out time to ask yourself this question?, What if the person you are toasting as a guy or considering accepting his proposal as a lady is already planning their future with someone else? It’s painful to think about, but it also means you deserve someone who truly chooses you, not someone who keeps you as an option.

    Healing takes time, but let this be your turning point. Wish them well, walk away with grace, and trust that your own love story is still being written, one that will be true, intentional, and lasting. Hope this blessed you? Shalom!
    Imagine waking up one morning, scrolling through your phone, and suddenly seeing the wedding invitation of someone you thought you had a future with. Maybe it was your talking stage, someone you were considering, or someone who told you they weren’t ready for a relationship. Maybe it was a person you had already fallen in love with or even someone you believed you were in a relationship with. Worse still, it could be an ex you broke up with just a few months ago. The shock, the pain, the confusion it’s a lot to handle. At that moment, anger and hurt may take over. Questions will flood your mind. Did they lie to me? Was I just a backup plan? How did I not see this coming? You may even begin to feel like they just used you to feed their intimate pleasure. The betrayal may feel unbearable, but the truth is, no matter how painful, this might be a blessing in disguise. Fighting the person or letting bitterness take over will not change anything. Instead, take a deep breath and remind yourself that sometimes, disappointments are God’s way of clearing your path for something better. If they were meant for you, they wouldn’t be marrying someone else. Come o, No vex but have you even take out time to ask yourself this question?, What if the person you are toasting as a guy or considering accepting his proposal as a lady is already planning their future with someone else? It’s painful to think about, but it also means you deserve someone who truly chooses you, not someone who keeps you as an option. Healing takes time, but let this be your turning point. Wish them well, walk away with grace, and trust that your own love story is still being written, one that will be true, intentional, and lasting. Hope this blessed you? Shalom!
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  • Did you know that Animals can experience time differently from humans. To smaller animals, the world around them moves more slowly compared to humans. Salamanders and lizards, for example, experience time more slowly than cats and dogs. This is because the perception of time depends on how quickly the brain can process incoming information.
    Did you know that Animals can experience time differently from humans. To smaller animals, the world around them moves more slowly compared to humans. Salamanders and lizards, for example, experience time more slowly than cats and dogs. This is because the perception of time depends on how quickly the brain can process incoming information.
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  • Some people did not reach to the top but they have pride and toxicity what if God let you to be there whats going to happened to his people
    Some people did not reach to the top but they have pride and toxicity what if God let you to be there whats going to happened to his people
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  • , When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.  When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.  I wrote down ‘happy’.  They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life
    , When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.  When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.  I wrote down ‘happy’.  They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life
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