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  • Ancelotti: “No one should forget that Vinicius helped us win two Champions Leagues”.

    “Brazil's problem is not an individual problem, it's more a general problem, a team problem”.

    “It's not that Brazil play bad because Vinicius doesn't show his usual Real Madrid level!”.
    Ancelotti: “No one should forget that Vinicius helped us win two Champions Leagues”. “Brazil's problem is not an individual problem, it's more a general problem, a team problem”. “It's not that Brazil play bad because Vinicius doesn't show his usual Real Madrid level!”. 🇧🇷
  • Lagos Tourist Sites

    lga Idunganran, Isale-Eko, – Official residence of the Oba King of Lagos since 1670
    Brazilian Quarters [Campos] — Home to Hispanic returnees and Brazilian architecture
    Lagos Bar Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos
    Tinubu Square – Nigeria’s premier CBD and hub of commercial/financial services
    National Theatre, lganmu, Lagos – Nigeria’s ‘Cultural Village’ and centre of arts
    Lagos Central Mosque, Nnamdi Azikwe St., Tinubu, Lagos – Seat of Islamic activities
    National Stadium, Surulere, Lagos – Nigeria’s Premier ‘Sports City’
    Lagos Tourist Sites lga Idunganran, Isale-Eko, – Official residence of the Oba [King] of Lagos since 1670 Brazilian Quarters [Campos] — Home to Hispanic returnees and Brazilian architecture Lagos Bar Beach, Victoria Island, Lagos Tinubu Square – Nigeria’s premier CBD and hub of commercial/financial services National Theatre, lganmu, Lagos – Nigeria’s ‘Cultural Village’ and centre of arts Lagos Central Mosque, Nnamdi Azikwe St., Tinubu, Lagos – Seat of Islamic activities National Stadium, Surulere, Lagos – Nigeria’s Premier ‘Sports City’
  • Epe Tourist Sites

    Youth Rehabilitation and Development Centre, Ita-Oko Island, Epe
    Agricultural Training Institute, Araga, Epe
    Relics of Brazilian Architecture and Atlantic Slave Trade, Lekki Town
    Eko Tourist Beach Resort, Akodo, Ibeju-Lekki
    Lekki Rest House: Confinement Home of Nigeria’s first Opposition Leader
    Recreation Centre, Epe, Marina
    Lagos State University [LASU], Epe Campus
    Murtala Mohammed Botanical Garden, Epe
    Lekki Free Trade Zone Complex
    Centre for Rural Development’s [CERUD] Complex and Botanical Garden, Igbodu, Epe
    Epe Tourist Sites Youth Rehabilitation and Development Centre, Ita-Oko Island, Epe Agricultural Training Institute, Araga, Epe Relics of Brazilian Architecture and Atlantic Slave Trade, Lekki Town Eko Tourist Beach Resort, Akodo, Ibeju-Lekki Lekki Rest House: Confinement Home of Nigeria’s first Opposition Leader Recreation Centre, Epe, Marina Lagos State University [LASU], Epe Campus Murtala Mohammed Botanical Garden, Epe Lekki Free Trade Zone Complex Centre for Rural Development’s [CERUD] Complex and Botanical Garden, Igbodu, Epe
  • PEOPLE

    Lagos State is essentially a Yoruba environment inhabited by its sub-nationality of Aworis and Ogus in Ikeja and Badagry Divisions respectively, with the Ogus being found mainly in Badagry and the Awori forming the indigenous population of Lagos where there are, nevertheless, other pioneer immigrant settlers – Edos, Saros, Brazilians, Kannike/Tapa, etc collectively called Lagosians but more appropriately referred to as the Ekos. For Ikorodu and Epe Divisions, the local populations are mainly the Remos and
    PEOPLE Lagos State is essentially a Yoruba environment inhabited by its sub-nationality of Aworis and Ogus in Ikeja and Badagry Divisions respectively, with the Ogus being found mainly in Badagry and the Awori forming the indigenous population of Lagos where there are, nevertheless, other pioneer immigrant settlers – Edos, Saros, Brazilians, Kannike/Tapa, etc collectively called Lagosians but more appropriately referred to as the Ekos. For Ikorodu and Epe Divisions, the local populations are mainly the Remos and
  • Vinicius’ performances in a Brazil shirt are not average but just below average.

    If he doesn’t win the Ballon d’Or then this will have played a big role because he ticks all the other boxes.
    Vinicius’ performances in a Brazil shirt are not average but just below average. If he doesn’t win the Ballon d’Or then this will have played a big role because he ticks all the other boxes.
  • Vinicius on Brazil defeat: “Games in Europe are faster than here”.

    “The ball arrives faster because of the field, we have to adapt to play in the best way to win games”.

    “I want to ask the fans for forgiveness. I know it’s a complicated moment, but we will be back”.
    Vinicius on Brazil defeat: “Games in Europe are faster than here”. “The ball arrives faster because of the field, we have to adapt to play in the best way to win games”. “I want to ask the fans for forgiveness. I know it’s a complicated moment, but we will be back”.
  • There is a certain type of Hawk Moth caterpillar from Brazil that inflates its thorax, which makes its head look like a head of a snake when it feels it is in danger or alarmed.
    There is a certain type of Hawk Moth caterpillar from Brazil that inflates its thorax, which makes its head look like a head of a snake when it feels it is in danger or alarmed.
  • Lamine Yamal at age 17 now has more G/A for his country than Vinicius has for Brazil.

    Lamine Yamal at age 17 also has more assists for his country than Rashford & Saka combined for England.
    Lamine Yamal at age 17 now has more G/A for his country than Vinicius has for Brazil. Lamine Yamal at age 17 also has more assists for his country than Rashford & Saka combined for England.
  • JOKES By #Anointed

    1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra... But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp

    2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys"
    My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
    putting on ur own?
    Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
    Or is your colour your own?
    Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
    don't look back

    3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly
    people on my list before 2022...
    I almost deleted myself

    4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
    your cane before we get home
    Am I mād?

    5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
    autograph for me, I woke up immediately
    put on my Italian suit and went back to
    sleep
    How can I dream this dream with ordinary
    singlet and boxers.

    6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied
    with two rubber band, please send me ur
    number so that I can direct u where u can
    see the rubber bands

    7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
    Come see wahala
    I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home

    8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
    and she respond by sayings "listen young
    man "
    Just know she has a sugar daddy

    9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this
    morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh..
    I hope nothing happened to the truck.

    10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?....
    First,it Separates a fīght quickly
    Secondly,it wins every Ārgument.


    11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
    in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
    woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
    neighbor is a wïtch.

    12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere

    13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight

    14..Yur birthday, u said he should carry u out,
    His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..u be dustbin?

    15..Girls..if u are ūgly, u are ūgly
    which one is "if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me

    16..For naija,we don't measure salt why cooking,we only keep putting it until d spirit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child

    17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,,
    ISAIAH 48:22
    There is no rest for d wīcked

    18..Dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock yur door..and she enter through d bathroom pipe 🚶🏾

    19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!
    D girl dat wil destrøy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals

    20..if the owner of the secrēt didn't keep it,
    My dear, who are you to strūggle with it??

    21..A friend of mine received double heārt breāks message from his girlfriend last night

    1st message.."Let's brēak up, it's over!!
    2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"

    22..do u know that some girl raise their hands up during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??
    A lady just told me in a bus

    23..Relationship strēss can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone

    24..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls.. those gender can form eehnn

    25..Malaria drugs that someone dey buy 850 naira is now 4,850
    I Sweãr, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full førce of these Tinibu regime

    26..i dey pity my children
    All my pot go carry padlocks.. No Steãling of any kind of meats in my house..
    I want to raise them with fēar of God!

    27..House rent is not expensive
    Na you dey find house wey get windows

    28..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy
    But,,,,
    Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very āngry ... Is baby not a child??

    29..many of you would still be feeling too big to LIKE my post.. SO You still carry that your bād attitude enter Facebook abii
    issoryt

    Check up on me kwanu me too dey pass through Alot

    Please add or follow him for more interesting jokes
    God bless you abundantly as you do so

    Keep following me for more
    JOKES By #Anointed😭 1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp 😂🙆‍♂️ 2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys" My sister is that Brazilian hair you are putting on ur own? Is dat ur long eyelid ur own? Or is your colour your own? Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister don't look back😂 3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly people on my list before 2022... I almost deleted myself😂😂 4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy your cane before we get home Am I mād?😂 5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this autograph for me, I woke up immediately put on my Italian suit and went back to sleep How can I dream this dream with ordinary singlet and boxers.😂😂 6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied with two rubber band, please send me ur number so that I can direct u where u can see the rubber bands😋😂 7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card Come see wahala 🤔 I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂 8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend and she respond by sayings "listen young man " Just know she has a sugar daddy 9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh.. I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂 10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?.... First,it Separates a fīght quickly Secondly,it wins every Ārgument. 😂 11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone in a bus to family friend... I now know that d woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her neighbor is a wïtch.😂 12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere😂😂 13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight🥱😂😂 14..Yur birthday, u said he should carry u out, His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..🙄u be dustbin?🤣🤣 15..Girls..if u are ūgly, u are ūgly 😏which one is "if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me🤣 16..For naija,we don't measure salt why cooking,we only keep putting it until d spirit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child🤣😂😂 17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,, ISAIAH 48:22 There is no rest for d wīcked 😋 18..Dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock🔐 yur door..🙈and she enter through d bathroom pipe 😍🤣🚶🏾 19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!😏 D girl dat wil destrøy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals🤣 20..if the owner of the secrēt didn't keep it, My dear, who are you to strūggle with it?? 🤣🤣 21..A friend of mine received double heārt breāks message from his girlfriend last night 1st message.."Let's brēak💔 up, it's over!! 2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"🙆‍♂️🤣🤣 22..🙄do u know that some girl raise their hands up🙌 during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??🙈 A lady just told me in a bus😋🤣 23..Relationship strēss can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone😂🤭😂 24..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls..🙈 those gender can form eehnn🤣🤣 25..Malaria drugs💊 that someone dey buy 850 naira is now 4,850😏 I Sweãr, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full førce of these Tinibu regime 😁🤣 26..i dey pity my children🙈 All my pot go carry padlocks.. No Steãling of any kind of meats in my house..😋 I want to raise them with fēar of God!😁🤣 27..House rent is not expensive Na you dey find house wey get windows😁🤣 28..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy😊 But,,,, Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very āngry 😒... Is baby not a child??🙈🤣🤣🤣 29..many of you would still be feeling too big to LIKE my post😏.. SO You still carry that your bād attitude enter Facebook abii🙄🙄 🥴🥴🥴issoryt🤣🤣 Check up on me kwanu me too dey pass through Alot 😊🤍 Please add or follow him for more interesting jokes God bless you abundantly as you do so Keep following me for more
  • For every ailing foot,there is a slipper.

    - Brazilian Proverb
    For every ailing foot,there is a slipper. - Brazilian Proverb
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