I am so glad that one more month has passed with the stupidest and unromantic boyfriend in this world. But I’m equally sad because I have to spend another thousand months with you. No way!

1. The world's largest living organism is a fungus covering over 2,200 acres in Oregon.

2. Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated.

3. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

4. Honey never spoils; archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are still edible.

5. A group of flamingos is called a "flamboyance."