MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL
1. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad at least u made it to semi finals.
Bravo
2. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins?
3. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.
4. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer
5. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.
6. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
7. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.
8. Stop taking pictures in people's cars and at people's gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life
9. Difficult to understand these business models.
Cigarette companies kil their best customers...
and Condom companies restrict their future customers!!
10. Dancing with a fat girl is like moving fridge from one place to the other
Don't argue with me
11. After a big accident, kennedy was crying "Oh God! I have lost my left hand?
ME : Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?
12. Anytime I see slim girl with big head, I remember my standing fan at home*
Who stone me!?
13. I just deleted my Instagram Account.....That App is
for people who bath everyday
Me I can't!
14. When you are not fasting, you can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry....But during fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like Gala in your eyes
15. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.
16. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED".
Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
..And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY
Sense wee not kee me one day
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But if you read and go
Only sambisa forest will settle your case, hopefully know you understand what I mean by that?
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๐๐๐MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL๐๐๐
1. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad๐ข at least u made it to semi finals.
Bravo๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
2. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law
"Your product is not matching my requirements"
The father-in-law replies
"Warranty expired
Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"
Who wins?๐ค
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3. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.๐
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4. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer๐คฆ
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5. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.๐คท
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6. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.
The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"
The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.
"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"๐ฒ
๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
7. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
8. Stop taking pictures in people's cars and at people's gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life๐ค๐
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9. Difficult to understand these business models.
Cigarette companies kil their best customers...
and Condom companies restrict their future customers!!๐ข
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
10. Dancing with a fat girl is like moving fridge from one place to the other๐คญ
Don't argue with me๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
11. After a big accident, kennedy was crying "Oh God! I have lost my left hand?
ME : Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?๐ค
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
12. Anytime I see slim girl with big head, I remember my standing fan at home*๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คก
๐๐๐๐๐๐ Who stone me!?๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
13. I just deleted my Instagram Account.....That App is
for people who bath everyday๐
Me I can't!๐
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14. When you are not fasting, you can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry....But during fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like Gala in your eyes๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐คฆ
15. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.๐๐๐๐๐
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16. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED".
Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!
..And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY๐คฃ๐คฃ ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Sense wee not kee me one day๐๐๐๐
Hope you enjoyed it?
If yes show some love ๐ by following my page
But if you read ๐ and go
Only sambisa forest will settle your case, hopefully know you understand what I mean by that?
Abeg๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐๐๐
Follow Meet your soulmate let discussion get advice ๏ฟฝ๐๐๐
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