🙆😱😱😱😱😱 1. It's raining and you are telling somebody's daughter to enter your house, Are you Noah:/?🙃😅😅 . 2. My friend has been forcing me to marry ,so that he can take advantage of my wife while am away ,Since I hate arguing I married his sister I serve the living God😎🤣🤣 . 3. And some be asking me what I do for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.😹🙃 . 4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area is, the cheaper the Beer😅😅🙆🏾‍♂️ . 5. Nobody knows how to listen and interpretes footsteps like Africans having unfaithful sex while in the room LADY: Somebody is coming ?? MAN: No they are going Bunch of fornucators🙆🏾‍♂️😆😁😁 . 6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist watch, Make him too know say time no dey.🙃🙃😹 . 7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a security guard. Interviewer: Do you know English and how to speak fluently. Job seeker: Will the thieves come from England?. If there is no job just tell me😮‍💨🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️ . 8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its not all marriages begin with ,"will you marry me?" Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "😋😹😹 . 9. No woman wants a man who is everywhere,commenting on every woman's picture wow wow wow like an ambulance. Guys.. Get sense🙃😹😹 10. Bro even if you hold her waist from Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that she belongs to you, because even Satan is from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't belong to the kingdom of God🙌😇. I'll be back soon famz ❤️❤️🥰