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I laugh and fell down when reading the letter my brother girlfriend sent to him
Here comes the letter o

Letter from sikira of ilorin
Dear olalekan, long time no see. If they say is water that will cook fish finish I will not believe it. Is this how other lofers are behafe to their self?
U haf refus to call me for the past one mont. And if i tries ur numba, MTN will be say ur numba is unrich.
U refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm, is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not marry but i know uer my horseband from heafen. Efri day when i am wake up, uer the first person i see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with e one girl in front of mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together, if u think u can leaf me uer decive itself.
Olalekan olalekan olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Anyway the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that i haf took in for u, i go for testing yesterday to confarm it. My grandma talk that it be like am carrying twins, i haf been fery fery happy ?since yesterday, i haf give the twins name o.. Sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it, just come and see me tomorrow because i am fery weak now. Slifa my younger sister comes home with her boyfriend yesterday, lf u see the boy fery hasome but not to u, sha he also get a swagger, i want u to get one too. Let i forget, please ?ddon't forget to send the money for the aso-ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The colour is red and yellow. Red for the 'buba' and yellow for the 'iro', they said we can use any colour for 'gele'. But me i want to use blue and i will now wear that my green curf shoe, i can not wait to send u the photo my lof, ten is happening o in this world o, don't say i am the one that tell you o, i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that give her the belle that she use to born the pikin, true true the baby is not resemble him . but what consign me? @kimhitunu
I laugh and fell down when reading the letter my brother girlfriend sent to him Here comes the letter o Letter from sikira of ilorin Dear olalekan, long time no see. If they say is water that will cook fish finish I will not believe it. Is this how other lofers are behafe to their self? U haf refus to call me for the past one mont. And if i tries ur numba, MTN will be say ur numba is unrich. U refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm, is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not marry but i know uer my horseband from heafen. Efri day when i am wake up, uer the first person i see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with e one girl in front of mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together, if u think u can leaf me uer decive itself. Olalekan olalekan olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Anyway the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that i haf took in for u, i go for testing yesterday to confarm it. My grandma talk that it be like am carrying twins, i haf been fery fery happy ?since yesterday, i haf give the twins name o.. Sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it, just come and see me tomorrow because i am fery weak now. Slifa my younger sister comes home with her boyfriend yesterday, lf u see the boy fery hasome but not to u, sha he also get a swagger, i want u to get one too. Let i forget, please ?ddon't forget to send the money for the aso-ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The colour is red and yellow. Red for the 'buba' and yellow for the 'iro', they said we can use any colour for 'gele'. But me i want to use blue and i will now wear that my green curf shoe, i can not wait to send u the photo my lof, ten is happening o in this world o, don't say i am the one that tell you o, i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that give her the belle that she use to born the pikin, true true the baby is not resemble him . but what consign me? 😂😭😁 @kimhitunu