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1. The sméll of some w0men weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!
Omo,I almost d!ed today..
2. Sometimes I shake my head just 2 make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing.
3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "
Nnaa,Your foolishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd
4. That moment when your trying to make a silent fart while chilling with family and the dev!l connects the speakers
5. I was shocked when i called my friend, Mtn was like,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owing us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the loan....i immediately fainted
6. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the TV.
7. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
8. We are fighting nd u are holding my neck,Do u want to k!ll me?
9. U got her pregnant and u said is by àccident
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?
10. Jumping from one man to another is another way of telling God that he shld have created u a Fro0g...... sister abeg rest
11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fàt g!rl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network
Mtcheww
12. Fàt gïrls are shy to hang their p @nts outside
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute
13. Wickedness is when I use my effort to make you laugh and happy and after reading you leave without following bro/sis there is a please follow me na my Brain and time I dey use make you laugh oya follow me abeg .
Omo,I almost d!ed today..
2. Sometimes I shake my head just 2 make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing.
3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "
Nnaa,Your foolishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd
4. That moment when your trying to make a silent fart while chilling with family and the dev!l connects the speakers
5. I was shocked when i called my friend, Mtn was like,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owing us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the loan....i immediately fainted
6. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the TV.
7. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
8. We are fighting nd u are holding my neck,Do u want to k!ll me?
9. U got her pregnant and u said is by àccident
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?
10. Jumping from one man to another is another way of telling God that he shld have created u a Fro0g...... sister abeg rest
11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fàt g!rl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network
Mtcheww
12. Fàt gïrls are shy to hang their p @nts outside
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute
13. Wickedness is when I use my effort to make you laugh and happy and after reading you leave without following bro/sis there is a please follow me na my Brain and time I dey use make you laugh oya follow me abeg .
1. The sméll of some w0men weavon inside public transport is enough motivation to buy my own car!!!
Omo,I almost d!ed today..😭😒🚶
2. Sometimes I shake my head just 2 make sure my brain is still inside. Because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing. 😂😂😂
3. WHAT IS STUP!DiTY?
Stup!dity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log into Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "
Nnaa,Your foolishness is beyond repair ,infact ya mäd😒🤣🤣
4. That moment when your trying to make a silent fart while chilling with family 😘 and the dev!l connects the speakers 🔊😂😂
5. I was shocked when i called my friend, Mtn was like,,dear customer the person u are trying to call is owing us 500 airtime so if he answers pliz help us to convince him to pay back the loan....i immediately fainted🙆🤣 😂
6. Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake🐍 on the TV.🙉🤓😇🙄😌😛😜
7. Aliko Dangote is 136th richest man in the world.
Thinking about my position alone sef is making me to laugh
😆😆😆
8. We are fighting nd u are holding my neck,Do u want to k!ll me? 🙄🙄🙄🙄
9. U got her pregnant and u said is by àccident
Sharrapp dia!!!
Why didn't ur spérm attend a driving school?🤔🙄😏
10. Jumping from one man to another is another way of telling God that he shld have created u a Fro0g🐸...... sister abeg rest 🤔
😂
11. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fàt g!rl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network😉😂
Mtcheww😂😂😂
12. Fàt gïrls are shy to hang their p @nts outside😜
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute😱😂😂
13. Wickedness is when I use my effort to make you laugh and happy and after reading you leave without following bro/sis there is a please follow me na my Brain and time I dey use make you laugh oya follow me abeg 🥺🙏. 👉
