🤚🤚😂🤚🤚🤚 JOKES 😂 1. U borrowed money from me and yah posting "I wish I could d!e"😒 U can never d!e🙄 I cover u with the bl0od of Jēsus ❤️🙏 2. The last time I received "Baby i miss you" was in 2013, and it was even from a wrong number😫🤧 3. Having a mom is cool, until she unplugs your 1% phone to plug her 85% phone 😒 4. That ur account number that looks like jamb score (257), b4 this year runs out, God will make it look like matric number (2121827363)🙏😏 5. Actor and Actresses k!ss each other for like 10 seasons in their movies and do not fall in love. But this girl just clicked "LIKE" on your picture and you've been thinking about it for days! Bro Kunle whyyy nah?🤷😒 6. Guys, U know she's ugly, yet u tell her she's the most beautiful girl in the world... This wick£dness must end bros🙆🤣 7. No matter how tired I may be, seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel..mtcheww🚶🏃 8. I’m tired of Nigeria movie...Someone bringing out 2million naira from his pocket🙆🤦 9. Imagine a slim guy promising to stand by you, something that breeze will blow away🤣💁😑 10. At a job interview Interviewer : 'So do you have any questions for us?' STEVE : 'Abeg who dey chop that girl wey dey reception'? 😋 11. I remember those days cucumber 🥒 was still a fruit 🤔🙄😑 12. Girls if you visit your married sister stop wearing bum short, Mini skirt, top without br@ as if you are in a female hostel. E get why..🙏🚶 13. GONE ARE DAYS YORUBA COOK FOOD AND PUT PEPPER IN IT, NOW THEY COOK PEPPER AND PUT FOOD IN IT😢 🙆🤣