Goodnight jokes

1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass, because you're the only ewu Hausa in my heart

2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and run

3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continue

4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship start

5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destiny

6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy until she asked me to send her MTN credit

7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for living

8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throw their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng"

9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger"

10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. Idiot

Goodnight jokesπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† 1. I don learn another romantic words today.... Baby chew me like grass😁, because you're the only ewu 🐐 Hausa in my heartπŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 2. One fine girl just dey look me today, I think say she like me until she say "you look like Keke man wey carry my change and runπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3. So because you're the new choir leader, ALMIGHTY GOD is now ALMARI GAD.... It's okay, continueπŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 4. You are inside the police van and you're waving me.... Which day that kind friendship startπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 5. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car, but try it in Nigeria... the curse alone will change your destinyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 6. When I started Facebook, I sent a friend request to a fine girl and she accepted. I was very happy😁 until she asked me to send her MTN creditπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 7. Stop asking me what I do for living, do you think living in Nigeria is easy, I live in Nigeria for livingπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 8. How Chinese people choose their kids name is very simple.... Just throwπŸ’ their pot or pans down the stair case and listen to the sound, "Ding-Ping-Wong-Chung-Feng" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 9. Some girls will not kill me oo.... Which one is "happy engagement dear! more rings to your finger😊" πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10. Dear maths, thank you for wasting my precious time in secondary school.... I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x²+y+8[(x+2y²=a-z)]+2x³+(-2z=24)+10y-5z³=k=9 in real life. IdiotπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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