_Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!_

_Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!_

_Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!_

_What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!_

_Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!_

_Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!_

_What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!_

_Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!_

_Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!_

_What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!_