LAUGH
1. I saw two blïnd men fightiñg today and I shöuted “I’m supporting the one with kñife”... they both run
Too much sensë, CHAII!
2. When you see a group of girls and you want to toäst one... greet the ügly one first ‘cause she’s the commander-in- chief
If you know, you know!
3. Those of you who are fond of making fun of shört people... Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending
4. I was passing by a cëmetery today when I saw a little girl sitting there cryïng... I felt pitiëd and approached her “young girl why are you sitting at an unsäfe place like this cryïng” and she replied “my parents and siblings weren’t present at my funeral”
Brothers and sister, I’m still running
5. It’s only in Nigerïa that you will tell someone how you suffëred while growing up and he’ll be like “you no suffer pass me”
Suffering too turn competition here... na waa oo
6. 3 Reasons you should take a girl for swimming on first date...
1. The water will wash away her makeup and reveal her natural face...
2. You can ascertain her true assets, no push-up bräs or booty päd...
And the most important
3. From the way she reacts to the water, you can tell if she has a marinë spïrit.
Thank me later, what are friends for
7. Ever since I was born I’ve never seen an ambulance in a q station before...
Does it mean it use bloöd
8. Dearie , If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me
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