😂😂😂😂😂 😂EVENING JOKES 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1. All my life I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs🤔🤔🤔 2. I heard that short people can do back flip and front flip under bed That one weak me🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ 3. My neighbor came drunk today and has been knocking at his own door since morning... Should I tell him that he is not around😔😔😔 4. Right now someone is busy telling my future wife that he can't live without her My brother you will die😁😁😁😁 5. That awkward moment you are passing through a corona virus patient and you see a mosquito flying to your direction My brother you remember that game you use to play Temple run !🏃🏃🏃🏃 6. Am tired of this thing self, who has ever broken the record of slicing onions without shedding tears😭😭😭😭 7. My dog is pregnant for my landlord dog Am just so happy because I will stop paying his house rent😏😏😏😏 8. You ladies, if you really love your boyfriend try washing his boxers and drink that water🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 9. I started to fear ladies the day my girlfriend introduced my blood brother to me as her cousin😒😒😒😒 10. How can you say the reason why short people are unemployed is because they can't see job opportunies😳😳😳😳 11. 5673 6543 2234 7765 If you like load it That's the population of mosquito in Lagos state🤣🤣🤣🤣 12.) African parents,have really gone soft in beating this days Those days they can beat you for not crying after they've beating you😂😂😂 13. Nothing hurts more than when they are separating your fight and your opponent gave you a terrible last blow on target 🥺😢😭omg, we die today👊👊👊👊👊 14. Instead of girls on this page to be crushing on me, they are busy crushing on Ronaldo, Davido, wizkid and kiss Daniel that they will never date till they die........ They think they are doing me 🙄🙄😏😂😂😂😂 Nonsense🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 15. Do you know that people that post funny things on social media are not easy at all!! Small mistake! Boom! You become a status 🙆‍♂😂🤣