My girlfriend offline for 30 mins:
Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not . Start to think I’m blocked. Starts to cry . Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,Goddd my life is over . What if she's deadd. What if she doesn't love me anymore . Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns . Starts to over think . Call my pastor . Begins to fast. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising . Opening group chat for her . What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .. Call the police . My life is over. Oh nooooooooooo
Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not . Start to think I’m blocked. Starts to cry . Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,Goddd my life is over . What if she's deadd. What if she doesn't love me anymore . Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns . Starts to over think . Call my pastor . Begins to fast. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising . Opening group chat for her . What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .. Call the police . My life is over. Oh nooooooooooo
My girlfriend offline for 30 mins😩💔:
Me:check her fb active status . Check her recent post💔. Ask her friend to check for me if she is online or not 😟💔. Start to think I’m blocked💔😞. Starts to cry 😭💔. Call her unborn sister, ambulance, EFCC, Tinubu,😭Goddd my life is over 😭💔. What if she's deadd😟💔. What if she doesn't love me anymore 😩💔. Calls Punch newspaper and daily Suns 😞💔. Starts to over think 💔. Call my pastor 😞💔 . Begins to fast😩💔. Start writing long paragraphs to apologising 😭💔. Opening group chat for her 😭💔. What if she is missing? Oh nooo my baby😭💔. Maybe she doesn't love me anymore .😩💔. Call the police 😩💔. My life is over😭😭. Oh nooooooooooo 😭💔
