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VICTOR OSIMEHN DON FINISH KUDUS FOR TODAY'S TRAINING
Follow the discussion way Victor Osimehn been get am with him team mates for field today . Omoh !
Osimhen: "Guys, una hear wetin Kudus do? Dem say dem suspend am because he knack Van der Sar slap. Dem don dey call am *SLAP D'OR* award o!"
Teammate 1: "Wetin? Kudus knack Van der Sar slap? E don leave him leg, wan dey use hand make headline now!"
Teammate 2: "If dem dey share award for slapping, maybe Kudus go finally carry something go Ghana!"
Teammate 1: "But on a serious note, Ghana dey struggle sha! Dem get only two points for di whole group stage."
Osimhen: "Two points ke? With that kain points, dem go need special prayer warriors for AFCON 2025!"
Teammate 2: "Forget prayer warriors, dem need direct call to heaven if dem wan catch up with Angola!"
Teammate 3: "I hear say na too much Banku dey worry dem! Maybe all dem players don over-chop before match."
Osimhen: "True talk! All dat Banku don weigh dem down! By second half, dem don ready sleep instead of score goal!"
Teammate 1: "Banku FC! Kudus fit just open restaurant at this point."
Teammate 3: "Dem still get Angola to play, group leader o! I fit bet say Ghana body don dey shake already."
Osimhen: "Na so! To play Angola now na like to climb Kilimanjaro with bathroom slippers!"
Teammate 3: "By halftime, dem go don dey pray make Angola go rest small—maybe long lunch break go help."
Teammate 1: "Omo, dem fit just call dem 'Third-from-Last FC' make we rest."
Osimhen: "True talk! At this rate, Kudus go need drag position with ball boy if dem continue like dis!"
Teammate 2: "Or maybe knack another slap, just to stay relevant!"
Omoh! Which of the above teammates be COMRADE ?
Moral lesson: If you no fit score for field, abeg make your hand no go score wahala for you .
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Follow the discussion way Victor Osimehn been get am with him team mates for field today . Omoh !
Osimhen: "Guys, una hear wetin Kudus do? Dem say dem suspend am because he knack Van der Sar slap. Dem don dey call am *SLAP D'OR* award o!"
Teammate 1: "Wetin? Kudus knack Van der Sar slap? E don leave him leg, wan dey use hand make headline now!"
Teammate 2: "If dem dey share award for slapping, maybe Kudus go finally carry something go Ghana!"
Teammate 1: "But on a serious note, Ghana dey struggle sha! Dem get only two points for di whole group stage."
Osimhen: "Two points ke? With that kain points, dem go need special prayer warriors for AFCON 2025!"
Teammate 2: "Forget prayer warriors, dem need direct call to heaven if dem wan catch up with Angola!"
Teammate 3: "I hear say na too much Banku dey worry dem! Maybe all dem players don over-chop before match."
Osimhen: "True talk! All dat Banku don weigh dem down! By second half, dem don ready sleep instead of score goal!"
Teammate 1: "Banku FC! Kudus fit just open restaurant at this point."
Teammate 3: "Dem still get Angola to play, group leader o! I fit bet say Ghana body don dey shake already."
Osimhen: "Na so! To play Angola now na like to climb Kilimanjaro with bathroom slippers!"
Teammate 3: "By halftime, dem go don dey pray make Angola go rest small—maybe long lunch break go help."
Teammate 1: "Omo, dem fit just call dem 'Third-from-Last FC' make we rest."
Osimhen: "True talk! At this rate, Kudus go need drag position with ball boy if dem continue like dis!"
Teammate 2: "Or maybe knack another slap, just to stay relevant!"
Omoh! Which of the above teammates be COMRADE ?
Moral lesson: If you no fit score for field, abeg make your hand no go score wahala for you .
Follow Universal blog for more updates
VICTOR OSIMEHN DON FINISH KUDUS FOR TODAY'S TRAINING 🇳🇬😅
Follow the discussion way Victor Osimehn been get am with him team mates for field today . Omoh !
Osimhen: 🗣️"Guys, una hear wetin Kudus do? Dem say dem suspend am because he knack Van der Sar slap. Dem don dey call am *SLAP D'OR* award o!"
Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Wetin? Kudus knack Van der Sar slap? E don leave him leg, wan dey use hand make headline now!"
Teammate 2: 🗣️ "If dem dey share award for slapping, maybe Kudus go finally carry something go Ghana!"
😅😅😅
Teammate 1: 🗣️ "But on a serious note, Ghana dey struggle sha! Dem get only two points for di whole group stage."
Osimhen: 🗣️ "Two points ke? With that kain points, dem go need special prayer warriors for AFCON 2025!"
Teammate 2: 🗣️ "Forget prayer warriors, dem need direct call to heaven if dem wan catch up with Angola!"
😅😅😅
Teammate 3: 🗣️ "I hear say na too much Banku dey worry dem! Maybe all dem players don over-chop before match."
Osimhen: 🗣️ "True talk! All dat Banku don weigh dem down! By second half, dem don ready sleep instead of score goal!"
Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Banku FC! Kudus fit just open restaurant at this point."
😅😅😅
Teammate 3: 🗣️ "Dem still get Angola to play, group leader o! I fit bet say Ghana body don dey shake already."
Osimhen: 🗣️ "Na so! To play Angola now na like to climb Kilimanjaro with bathroom slippers!"
Teammate 3: 🗣️ "By halftime, dem go don dey pray make Angola go rest small—maybe long lunch break go help."
😅😅😅
Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Omo, dem fit just call dem 'Third-from-Last FC' make we rest."
Osimhen: 🗣️ "True talk! At this rate, Kudus go need drag position with ball boy if dem continue like dis!"
Teammate 2: 🗣️ "Or maybe knack another slap, just to stay relevant!"
Omoh! Which of the above teammates be COMRADE ?
Moral lesson: If you no fit score for field, abeg make your hand no go score wahala for you .
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