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VICTOR OSIMEHN DON FINISH KUDUS FOR TODAY'S TRAINING
Follow the discussion way Victor Osimehn been get am with him team mates for field today . Omoh !

Osimhen: "Guys, una hear wetin Kudus do? Dem say dem suspend am because he knack Van der Sar slap. Dem don dey call am *SLAP D'OR* award o!"

Teammate 1: "Wetin? Kudus knack Van der Sar slap? E don leave him leg, wan dey use hand make headline now!"

Teammate 2: "If dem dey share award for slapping, maybe Kudus go finally carry something go Ghana!"



Teammate 1: "But on a serious note, Ghana dey struggle sha! Dem get only two points for di whole group stage."

Osimhen: "Two points ke? With that kain points, dem go need special prayer warriors for AFCON 2025!"

Teammate 2: "Forget prayer warriors, dem need direct call to heaven if dem wan catch up with Angola!"



Teammate 3: "I hear say na too much Banku dey worry dem! Maybe all dem players don over-chop before match."

Osimhen: "True talk! All dat Banku don weigh dem down! By second half, dem don ready sleep instead of score goal!"

Teammate 1: "Banku FC! Kudus fit just open restaurant at this point."



Teammate 3: "Dem still get Angola to play, group leader o! I fit bet say Ghana body don dey shake already."

Osimhen: "Na so! To play Angola now na like to climb Kilimanjaro with bathroom slippers!"

Teammate 3: "By halftime, dem go don dey pray make Angola go rest small—maybe long lunch break go help."


Teammate 1: "Omo, dem fit just call dem 'Third-from-Last FC' make we rest."

Osimhen: "True talk! At this rate, Kudus go need drag position with ball boy if dem continue like dis!"

Teammate 2: "Or maybe knack another slap, just to stay relevant!"

Omoh! Which of the above teammates be COMRADE ?

Moral lesson: If you no fit score for field, abeg make your hand no go score wahala for you .

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VICTOR OSIMEHN DON FINISH KUDUS FOR TODAY'S TRAINING 🇳🇬😅 Follow the discussion way Victor Osimehn been get am with him team mates for field today . Omoh ! Osimhen: 🗣️"Guys, una hear wetin Kudus do? Dem say dem suspend am because he knack Van der Sar slap. Dem don dey call am *SLAP D'OR* award o!" Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Wetin? Kudus knack Van der Sar slap? E don leave him leg, wan dey use hand make headline now!" Teammate 2: 🗣️ "If dem dey share award for slapping, maybe Kudus go finally carry something go Ghana!" 😅😅😅 Teammate 1: 🗣️ "But on a serious note, Ghana dey struggle sha! Dem get only two points for di whole group stage." Osimhen: 🗣️ "Two points ke? With that kain points, dem go need special prayer warriors for AFCON 2025!" Teammate 2: 🗣️ "Forget prayer warriors, dem need direct call to heaven if dem wan catch up with Angola!" 😅😅😅 Teammate 3: 🗣️ "I hear say na too much Banku dey worry dem! Maybe all dem players don over-chop before match." Osimhen: 🗣️ "True talk! All dat Banku don weigh dem down! By second half, dem don ready sleep instead of score goal!" Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Banku FC! Kudus fit just open restaurant at this point." 😅😅😅 Teammate 3: 🗣️ "Dem still get Angola to play, group leader o! I fit bet say Ghana body don dey shake already." Osimhen: 🗣️ "Na so! To play Angola now na like to climb Kilimanjaro with bathroom slippers!" Teammate 3: 🗣️ "By halftime, dem go don dey pray make Angola go rest small—maybe long lunch break go help." 😅😅😅 Teammate 1: 🗣️ "Omo, dem fit just call dem 'Third-from-Last FC' make we rest." Osimhen: 🗣️ "True talk! At this rate, Kudus go need drag position with ball boy if dem continue like dis!" Teammate 2: 🗣️ "Or maybe knack another slap, just to stay relevant!" Omoh! Which of the above teammates be COMRADE ? Moral lesson: If you no fit score for field, abeg make your hand no go score wahala for you . Follow Universal blog for more updates
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