🟢 Funny Replies to “I Hate You!” 🔴I knew it! Dogs really hate me. 🔴Welcome to the dark side. 🔴Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. I’m really not good with animals. 🔴I hate you too ... from the depth of my fart. 🔴Do you think you have the mental and emotional capacity to hate me? Oh please! 🔴That’s what your mom said when I didn’t pay her. 🔴You’re just a minor detail in my life anyway. 🔴Are you a cricket? Crickets make a lot of noise yet you never see them. The moment you walk near them, they become quiet. 🔴May your soul rest in peace.