Not for children under 18 years
A true friend is like a p*nis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
⭕️ 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕️ 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, ***** & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕️ 3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.
⭕️ 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕️ 5. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕️ 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's **** hard, not his life..!
⭐️ When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
A true friend is like a p*nis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
⭕️ 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕️ 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, ***** & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕️ 3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.
⭕️ 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕️ 5. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕️ 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's **** hard, not his life..!
⭐️ When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
Not for children under 18 years 😁
A true friend is like a p*nis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.
⭕️ 1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕️ 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕️ 3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.
⭕️ 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕️ 5. Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
⭕️ 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
⭐️ When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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