😂😂 1. Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything & click "I agree"🙊😂😂 2. Now that a sachet water (a.k.a pure water) is ₦50, brothers and sisters, We need to drink responsibly. 😏 3. Girls please don't date guys whose mattress is on d floor. They are not ready for marriage 😏 4. When a guy is fedup in a relationship, he can say anything to break up with you, he can even call you one day and say " Nneka, I can't continue with this relationship any longer, your grandmother didn't write JAMB.🥺😬😬 . 5. Scientists had proven that nobody walks faster than a person who has been given extra change at the shop. 🚶💵 🏪 . 6. You must not post pictures of you and your spouse on social media to let people know you guys are in a relationship Me that is dating Rihanna did I tell anyone??even the girl sef does not even know I'm dating her... 🤷‍♂️ . 7. "Baby, I'm sorry you lost your phone, Take this 300k my house rent and School fee, get yourself a new phone", This is how a guy should treat his woman Ladies, if you think I'm making sense, you're a wicked witch! 😏🙎‍♀️ 8. Do you want to loose weight? Here's the tips.. first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right! Repeat this exercise very fast every time you are offered something to eat, you can thank me later 🙂 9. A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt! 😯😂 . 10. Shout out to girls that use emojis to cover their arm pit in pictures instead of shaving.... You think you're doing me? 😏 You're doing yourself . 11. You know, I have a feeling that if French people want to say 'a theif' they'll say 'Lateef' hope I'm right? 🤔 12. Some ladies will be like 'he is not my type'...Question is... My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor? 🤔 13. You have dated a guy for 6years now. Instead of you pressuring him to go and see your family.. You're pressuring him to use your pic as his Dp.. Oh sister, in fact, your level of stupidity is using Wi-Fi and 4G 😏 . 14. Wrestling is useless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt???🤷‍♂️🤔 15. Hard Guy hard guy.. but you count 1-2-3 before pouring cold water on yourself tcheew... Look at you😏 16. If you find a woman that makes you laugh, please keep her because women are no longer funny these days.. 🤦‍♂️ . 17. Not all couples have sex on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how money and the drinks disappeared😯🤔 18. She's using iPhone 8 & she is calling to tell you she is hungry ......my guy tell her to eat the remaining Apple at the back of the phone 🤷‍♂️📱 😄 19. When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured. 🤷‍♀️ 20. The way Nigerian Girls love money ehn, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell a Girl, "Go to hell." She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare." 🙎‍♀️🤦‍♂️ 21. Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If I give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America''.. Please o.. Come and slap me now, I will even thank you as soon as I get to America.😁😁🇺🇸 22. And This Nepa will Bring Light when Someone Is sleeping...As If Someone paid For (Mtn) Night Plan. May Sense Locate U People Today. 💡 🙄 23. Nigerians be like, I want to buy Tin Tomatoes, the Sachet one. My people.. I greet una... 😂 24. Nigerian Nepa will still borrow your Ladder to cut your light! My beloved country 🤷‍♂️ 25. I just love Nigerian university's, their identity cards comes with Rope..just incase you are tired of life.🙂 . 26. In Edo state, do you know there is nothing like bus stop? Once you reach your bus stop just disappear Abeg na joke oo... 💃🚌🕺🤔 27. Reserch Has Shown That Every Delicious "AKARA" Is Sold Near A Gutter The Bigger The Gutter The Nicer The "AKARA" 🙂🙂 28. I just Called my friend & shouted son of a bitch, how far? Then I heard a feminine voice saying: son of a bitch is bathing, its bitch herself. I think its his sister or girlfriend.🤔 .🤷‍♂️🙎‍♀️ . 29. The Way Some Girls Be Wishing Their Fellow Girls Happy Birthday on Social Media Will Get You Thinking That They're Advertising Them. They'll Be Like:: "Happy Birthday To This My Beautiful , Hardworking , Intelligent , Romantic , Smart , Sexy , Prayerful Funny , Honest , And Loyal Bae .. She Can Pray For Africa She's The Best Cook You'll Ever Come Across . She Can Work Work Work Work Work . She's The Best Person You Can Talk To . She Has All These Ideas That Beat Your Normal Everyday Girl . She Can Keep Fit Like Kilode . Fluent In Spoken Grammar . She Can Read Like Mad . An Intelligent Writer✔ . She's Even a # VIRGIN All These Plenty Things And You Say It's A Birthday Wish?