WEEKEND JOKES😂😂😂 -------------------------------------- WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? HUSBAND: Had a ter!ble day, I l0st all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? HUSBAND: There was a fire out bréak down the tunnel and everybody diéd! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear? HUSBAND: Darling, it was God`s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now? HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but *UNITED* *NATIONS* has decided to give the families of the déceased $10 million each. WIFE: What? !!!! *Ten* *million* what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us? 🤷🏻‍♂ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If You never fear Women, learn am now o, 🙄🥱🥱🥱 E get why🚶🚶🚶🥱