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1) My neighbor's wife has been wearing one pant for three days now.Should i inform her husband.
2) My girlfriend stole money from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
Who will marry a thief
3) End year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for 12k
You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working
4)so secretly everyone is a barber*
*if you know you know*
5)One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own*
6)My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter
*Me* I post memes and she was always replying
7)I bought pants for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it *
8) When I was growing up, my father will reject food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rejected rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am seriously hungry?
9)That note you writein church when pastorπ€΅π½ββ is preaching , do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae doπ€·π½ββοΈ"*
10)When a girl becomes famous on social media
Trust me, the sense is no longer there
11)Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..ππ»ββοΈ*
12)When you wear native to church and you climb Altar
Its called Alternative
13)Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 100k I want to shock my village people this January* ππ½ββππ½ββππ½ββ
14)I pray that Government should ban importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces*
15)On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.*
*You Want To Kiss Who..*
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1) My neighbor's wife has been wearing one pant for three days now.Should i inform her husband.
2) My girlfriend stole money from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
Who will marry a thief
3) End year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for 12k
You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working
4)so secretly everyone is a barber*
*if you know you know*
5)One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's own*
6)My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter
*Me* I post memes and she was always replying
7)I bought pants for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it *
8) When I was growing up, my father will reject food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rejected rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am seriously hungry?
9)That note you writein church when pastorπ€΅π½ββ is preaching , do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae doπ€·π½ββοΈ"*
10)When a girl becomes famous on social media
Trust me, the sense is no longer there
11)Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..ππ»ββοΈ*
12)When you wear native to church and you climb Altar
Its called Alternative
13)Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 100k I want to shock my village people this January* ππ½ββππ½ββππ½ββ
14)I pray that Government should ban importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces*
15)On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.*
*You Want To Kiss Who..*
#happy #highlights
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1) My neighbor's wife has been wearing one pant for three days now.Should i inform her husband.
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2) My girlfriend stole money from her father for me to start business.Now she want me to marry her.
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3) End year promo!!
I sell refrigerators for 12kπ€
You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working
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4)so secretly everyone is a barber*π€ππππ
*if you know you know*π€π€π€π€π€
5)One day I'll get my own girlfriend and stop borrowing people's ownπ*
6)My in-laws:* What do you do for a living and how did you meet our daughter
*Me* I post memes and she was always replying ππππ
7)I bought pants for my girlfriend but yesterday I saw her sister putting it on nw hw will I tell my girlfriend that am not happy about it π* πππ€£
8)π When I was growing up, my father will reject food for my mum & my mum will go on her knees to beg . I rejected rice 4 my wife now waiting for her to beg; she added salad & started eating. How do I tell her that am seriously hungry?
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9)That note you writeβοΈin church when pastorπ€΅π½β is π preaching π€ , do you later read it or na just over Sabi you dae doπ€·π½βοΈπ
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10)When a girl becomes famous on social media π
Trust me, the sense is no longer thereππ
11)Your crush sends you a voice note and you run around the house looking for earphones only to find out she says... 'I HAVE A BOYFRIEND..πΉππ»βοΈπ*
12)When you wear native to church and you climb Altarπ
Its called Alternativeπ
13)Any car dealer here???*
*I need a Jeep of 100k I want to shock my village people this January* ππ½βππ½βππ½β
14)I pray that Government should ban importation of make ups, So we can see some real faces*πππππ
15)On The Day Of My Ex's Weddin' I'll Patiently Wait For The Pastor To Say You May Now Kiss The Bride Then I'll Shout Snake Snake.*
*You Want To Kiss Who..* ππ€
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