😆😆😆😊🙄😁😁🤷🏼‍♂️ 1. If thunder decides to strike ladies having two boyfriends🙆🙆...I pity the girl reading this post 😂😂😂 I com in peace 🏃🏃🏃😂😂 2. karma is not real, better do your own back!🤧🤧 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 3. Because I no get money ..... we take picture together, u con use laughing emoji cover my face🤧🤧 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 4. Who's an unlucky person?? An unlucky person is someone who's born on 29th February... your birthday comes like world cup🙆🙆😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 5. Most females I know are either adding Boobs or Ass nowadays but there's my ex ...... Adding nothing but FOREHEAD🤧🤧 6. Marrying a slim flat girl comes with advantages.... I mean, u don't need to buy TABLE and IRONING BOARD again😒😒 😒😒😒😒😒🥰🥰🥰🥰 7. Don't be a boring daughter😏 😹* Sometimes go and stand in front of your dad and twerk 🏃🏃😂😂😂 8. Be careful with ladies with ring on their nose instead of hands...they're smelling peoples marriages 🏃 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😑 9. A girl who's data bundle and house rent is about to expire is more friendly than a politician looking for vote😅😅 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 10. "My boyfriend's duty is to love me, & not settling my bills" * Ladies, repeat after me🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 11. You see that tiny feeling you have when your boyfriend or man is touching you.🙄That's your sense leaving your body🙆🏻🙆🏻 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 12. Fire entered your house and you're shouting "Holy Ghost Fire." 🙆 * Are you mad?🙄 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 13. This morning my friend tweeted me and said " how far bro, shey I go see iPhone 13 pro buy for 150k? " & I replied " yeah! Depend on the gun wey you carry. "💔 🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻🙆🏻 14. Bro Next time clean it very well b4 you slide it in🍆 * No Cum spoil my DVD player. 🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 . 15.. .Not all couple had Sex on their wedding night some of them spend it arguing about how the food and drink disappeared🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣 Follow Bossu Regular 1tv