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LAUGH BEFORE U SLEEP
1. The ønly män whø çan çontrol a lädy withøut argumënts is a Çamera män... He will be likë “Madam do as if you wänt to çlimb Irokø tree”‚ “Bënd døwn as if you wänt to seleçt okirik䔂 “Do as if you wänt to crøss guttër”‚ “Smile as if you lovë Tinubu”...
This people will nøt k!ll me
2. Sister‚ if your ëngagement rïng päss 2 yeärs withøut marriagë. Use it as key holdฤr insteäd.
3. My neighbour’s 6 yrs relatiønship endëd because of genotypë. Something you would have askëd one the 1st datë but cöld StarRadler & Süya nø alløw you
4. No be säy I no get riçh unçles & auntiës to livë with in Lagos‚ the prøblëm is that smäll tea and 2 sliçes of bread no dey do me
5. She saïd “Faith plomisë me and givë me assurelançe that you wïll malï me...” guess wherë she’s fröm ?
Anambrä
6. Dëar ladiës‚ the silençe you keëp when you fïnd møney in your bøyfriends’ poçket‚ kindly do the samë when you fïnd him çheating
7. You seฤ those who dey nød heäd when Pastor dey tälk‚ na dem nö dey heär one thïng
8. So Eve säw a talkïng snakë and didn’t rün ?
My brother feär womën oo
9. Whenevër I seë gïrls who beär the namë “Natash䔂 I always get sçared because Natashä when spëlt baçkwards says “Ah Satän”
Wisdøm oo
10. You’ve been takïng sçreenshots of clothës and shoës sincë läst yëar. We’ve ëntered Deçember alrëady *
* When wïll you büy them ?*
11. Meanwhilë some ladïes be likë... I neëd a män that wïll øpen the doør for me and shøw me wherë to sït... A män that can stând by my sidë and handlës a løt of çash ! Çome to thïnk of ït‚ aren’t this the qualitiës of a bus çonductor ?
12. Abëg‚ who töld Nïgerians that when they eät stonës in bëans‚ they should loøk at the përson that çooked it
13. Interviewërs: “If you leavë Nïgeria whät wïll you mïss ?”
Me: “I wïll mïss my flïght to çome baçk”
14. The wäy we becøme brøkë aftër fฤซnïshing school‚ you might thïnk we werë studyïng Bachelør of Povërty and Appliëd suffëring
15. Are you going without liking my post and following my profile? If i slap u Eyii na joke Oya follow๐ง๐ฝโ๐ฆฏ
You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot.
1. The ønly män whø çan çontrol a lädy withøut argumënts is a Çamera män... He will be likë “Madam do as if you wänt to çlimb Irokø tree”‚ “Bënd døwn as if you wänt to seleçt okirik䔂 “Do as if you wänt to crøss guttër”‚ “Smile as if you lovë Tinubu”...
This people will nøt k!ll me
2. Sister‚ if your ëngagement rïng päss 2 yeärs withøut marriagë. Use it as key holdฤr insteäd.
3. My neighbour’s 6 yrs relatiønship endëd because of genotypë. Something you would have askëd one the 1st datë but cöld StarRadler & Süya nø alløw you
4. No be säy I no get riçh unçles & auntiës to livë with in Lagos‚ the prøblëm is that smäll tea and 2 sliçes of bread no dey do me
5. She saïd “Faith plomisë me and givë me assurelançe that you wïll malï me...” guess wherë she’s fröm ?
Anambrä
6. Dëar ladiës‚ the silençe you keëp when you fïnd møney in your bøyfriends’ poçket‚ kindly do the samë when you fïnd him çheating
7. You seฤ those who dey nød heäd when Pastor dey tälk‚ na dem nö dey heär one thïng
8. So Eve säw a talkïng snakë and didn’t rün ?
My brother feär womën oo
9. Whenevër I seë gïrls who beär the namë “Natash䔂 I always get sçared because Natashä when spëlt baçkwards says “Ah Satän”
Wisdøm oo
10. You’ve been takïng sçreenshots of clothës and shoës sincë läst yëar. We’ve ëntered Deçember alrëady *
* When wïll you büy them ?*
11. Meanwhilë some ladïes be likë... I neëd a män that wïll øpen the doør for me and shøw me wherë to sït... A män that can stând by my sidë and handlës a løt of çash ! Çome to thïnk of ït‚ aren’t this the qualitiës of a bus çonductor ?
12. Abëg‚ who töld Nïgerians that when they eät stonës in bëans‚ they should loøk at the përson that çooked it
13. Interviewërs: “If you leavë Nïgeria whät wïll you mïss ?”
Me: “I wïll mïss my flïght to çome baçk”
14. The wäy we becøme brøkë aftër fฤซnïshing school‚ you might thïnk we werë studyïng Bachelør of Povërty and Appliëd suffëring
15. Are you going without liking my post and following my profile? If i slap u Eyii na joke Oya follow๐ง๐ฝโ๐ฆฏ
You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot.
๐งก LAUGH BEFORE U SLEEP ๐ ๐คฃ
1. The ønly män whø çan çontrol a lädy withøut argumënts is a Çamera män... He will be likë “Madam do as if you wänt to çlimb Irokø tree”‚ “Bënd døwn as if you wänt to seleçt okirik䔂 “Do as if you wänt to crøss guttër”‚ “Smile as if you lovë Tinubu”...
This people will nøt k!ll me ๐๐๐
2. Sister‚ if your ëngagement rïng päss 2 yeärs withøut marriagë. Use it as key holdฤr insteäd. ๐๐
3. My neighbour’s 6 yrs relatiønship endëd because of genotypë. Something you would have askëd one the 1st datë but cöld StarRadler & Süya nø alløw you ๐คท๐
4. No be säy I no get riçh unçles & auntiës to livë with in Lagos‚ the prøblëm is that smäll tea and 2 sliçes of bread no dey do me ๐๐
5. She saïd “Faith plomisë me and givë me assurelançe that you wïll malï me...” guess wherë she’s fröm ? ๐ค
Anambrä ๐โ๏ธ๐
6. Dëar ladiës‚ the silençe you keëp when you fïnd møney in your bøyfriends’ poçket‚ kindly do the samë when you fïnd him çheating ๐โ๏ธ๐
7. You seฤ those who dey nød heäd when Pastor dey tälk‚ na dem nö dey heär one thïng ๐
8. So Eve säw a talkïng snakë and didn’t rün ?
My brother feär womën oo ๐๐
9. Whenevër I seë gïrls who beär the namë “Natash䔂 I always get sçared because Natashä when spëlt baçkwards says “Ah Satän” ๐คญ๐
Wisdøm oo ๐
10. You’ve been takïng sçreenshots of clothës and shoës sincë läst yëar. We’ve ëntered Deçember alrëady *
* When wïll you büy them ?* ๐๐
11. Meanwhilë some ladïes be likë... I neëd a män that wïll øpen the doør for me and shøw me wherë to sït... A män that can stând by my sidë and handlës a løt of çash ! Çome to thïnk of ït‚ aren’t this the qualitiës of a bus çonductor ? ๐
12. Abëg‚๐คจ who töld Nïgerians that when they eät stonës in bëans‚ they should loøk at the përson that çooked it ๐
13. Interviewërs: “If you leavë Nïgeria whät wïll you mïss ?”
Me: “I wïll mïss my flïght to çome baçk” ๐๐
14. The wäy we becøme brøkë aftër fฤซnïshing school‚ you might thïnk we werë studyïng Bachelør of Povërty and Appliëd suffëring ๐ฅฒ๐
15. Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?๐ If i slap u๐ Eyii na joke Oya follow๐ง๐ฝ๐ฆฏ
You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot.
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