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This sh@me too much

As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz.
Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m, short, dark üg|y gúy.
The lady was būsy shøuting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me,
"I need you and can't l!ve without you".
This Bênz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignøring her. I was like, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there søbbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say, "Hey, you are øbstructing our câmera.
We are shøôting a movie."


Dear reader
I might not know you,
But I wish you the best in life. ☺

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