Husband: Babe, how far? Madam don go market? Househelp: Yes Sir Husband: Ok, lemme start coming right away. I will branch and buy some fruits for you so that you'll be looking fresh like fresh garden egg for me. You can go and buy the c0nd0m. That two packets you bought two days ago has finished.. *Thirty minutes later* Husband: Baby, I'm home!! He drew the curtain open and $h0çkiñgly saw his wife sitting inside Immediately, he changed everything. Still smiling, he said to his wife, "Baby, this is what I bought for you" Wife: (smiling too) Wow! Really?! (bringing the different fruits out of the nylon) Apples, oranges, pineapples, water melon, cucumber.. All these for me? Husband: Exclusively for you, my love Wife: (still smiling, seeming too excited) Husband: I know you'd be wondering how I knew you returned from the market? Wife: Yeah, because we didn't speak on phone.. Husband: I was seriously having the feeling.. Aswear. You know what love cannot do does not exist Wife: Awwnn.. Lover man. Sha, here's the c0nd0m you requested for. And for your info, I didn't go to market today.. The husband f@iñt£d #FullyBack #Ojayandson, September 2024 President, Vawulence Continent