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JOKES TIME
1) When A Guy Invites A Girl to Restaurant
AMERICANS: Baby, please Just Forget About the Fòod, I'm not in a RΔlationship With You for Food, I just want you to Adore me as A Queen
And Show me Affëction And Be available anytime I feel lônely
AFRICANS: (After Bringing her 17 Friends Along)
Favour, please tell Emeka That we your Friends Are Hùngry, Because na Only Person Wey don see FΕod Chòp, dey Fàll in Lõve
2) My Sister, sometimes it's not just Tailor Fáult, You just dón't have the same shápe like the gírl in the magazine
3).Please Take Nóte ; Not All "Bóos" Are Real Bóos In a Rélationship...
Some Are TaBOÓ, Some are BÓOshít, Even some are OloriBOÓruku
And to Make it wórst, some are BOOhári, and to Sëttle the Case, some are Tinuboo
4) She invited you for Dinner, And you're taking CÕNDÓM along.....
Brother, is that The SPÒON???????
Just Be positive for Once naaaa
5) Chai, I can't Forget Those Times In Primary School when We Nórmally Sing The Lórds Prayer
"Díe Kingdom Bórn, Yahóo Be Dóne on Eárth, As is it Heaven"
6) Pastor put #8K as Offering on Sunday in the offering Bõx, and at the Ënd of the service, they Calculated #95 as the Total Offering mòney
I nΔver Knew Our Pastor Fìght than Bus CΕnductor
7) Wíckedness Started From 1960 Tailors, The Tróusers My Dad Wóre To Snáp Pics then,
It resembles Bédsheéts
Please If Pólîce Stóp You For Road, Just Give Thém Mónëy And Go!
8). The Car , I entered Today Was Stópped By Pólice, And the Drivër Próudly Showed Them All His Licënse and Dócuments;
As He was Happily Stárting The Car, One Pólice man Just shouted
"Ogá, Show Us Your Dëath CΔrtificate!"
9). What Favour told me Today Pìerced my Heart, I Will NEVER NEVER make Jëst of her again
The Motivational Words Favour Gave to me today Was so so Tòuching
I never Knew Favour was Gifted in Còunseling so so Much
She told the Fëmales, that Anytime they're in their PeriΕd, and there's no Påd Avaìlable,
They shòuld use Ràg
Cutie, As Long As You LIKE this Amazing Jokes, News Of Dëath Maybe Flying Around, But it Will Never Tõuch your Family Doòrstep, not to Talk of Penëtrating
You're always my Friend, I'll Always keep on bringing More more, Please Don't Stop Fõllòwïng me to Grèatness
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1) When A Guy Invites A Girl to Restaurant
AMERICANS: Baby, please Just Forget About the Fòod, I'm not in a RΔlationship With You for Food, I just want you to Adore me as A Queen
And Show me Affëction And Be available anytime I feel lônely
AFRICANS: (After Bringing her 17 Friends Along)
Favour, please tell Emeka That we your Friends Are Hùngry, Because na Only Person Wey don see FΕod Chòp, dey Fàll in Lõve
2) My Sister, sometimes it's not just Tailor Fáult, You just dón't have the same shápe like the gírl in the magazine
3).Please Take Nóte ; Not All "Bóos" Are Real Bóos In a Rélationship...
Some Are TaBOÓ, Some are BÓOshít, Even some are OloriBOÓruku
And to Make it wórst, some are BOOhári, and to Sëttle the Case, some are Tinuboo
4) She invited you for Dinner, And you're taking CÕNDÓM along.....
Brother, is that The SPÒON???????
Just Be positive for Once naaaa
5) Chai, I can't Forget Those Times In Primary School when We Nórmally Sing The Lórds Prayer
"Díe Kingdom Bórn, Yahóo Be Dóne on Eárth, As is it Heaven"
6) Pastor put #8K as Offering on Sunday in the offering Bõx, and at the Ënd of the service, they Calculated #95 as the Total Offering mòney
I nΔver Knew Our Pastor Fìght than Bus CΕnductor
7) Wíckedness Started From 1960 Tailors, The Tróusers My Dad Wóre To Snáp Pics then,
It resembles Bédsheéts
Please If Pólîce Stóp You For Road, Just Give Thém Mónëy And Go!
8). The Car , I entered Today Was Stópped By Pólice, And the Drivër Próudly Showed Them All His Licënse and Dócuments;
As He was Happily Stárting The Car, One Pólice man Just shouted
"Ogá, Show Us Your Dëath CΔrtificate!"
9). What Favour told me Today Pìerced my Heart, I Will NEVER NEVER make Jëst of her again
The Motivational Words Favour Gave to me today Was so so Tòuching
I never Knew Favour was Gifted in Còunseling so so Much
She told the Fëmales, that Anytime they're in their PeriΕd, and there's no Påd Avaìlable,
They shòuld use Ràg
Cutie, As Long As You LIKE this Amazing Jokes, News Of Dëath Maybe Flying Around, But it Will Never Tõuch your Family Doòrstep, not to Talk of Penëtrating
You're always my Friend, I'll Always keep on bringing More more, Please Don't Stop Fõllòwïng me to Grèatness
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JOKES TIME πππ
1) When A Guy Invites A Girl to Restaurant
AMERICANS: Baby, please Just Forget About the Fòod, I'm not in a RΔlationship With You for Food, I just want you to Adore me as A Queen
And Show me Affëction And Be available anytime I feel lônely
AFRICANS: (After Bringing her 17 Friends Along)
Favour, please tell Emeka That we your Friends Are Hùngry, Because na Only Person Wey don see FΕod Chòp, dey Fàll in Lõve
2) My Sister, sometimes it's not just Tailor Fáult, You just dón't have the same shápe like the gírl in the magazine
3).Please Take Nóte ; Not All "Bóos" Are Real Bóos In a Rélationship...
Some Are TaBOÓ, Some are BÓOshít, Even some are OloriBOÓruku
And to Make it wórst, some are BOOhári, and to Sëttle the Case, some are Tinuboo
4) She invited you for Dinner, And you're taking CÕNDÓM along..... π
Brother, is that The SPÒON???????πππ
Just Be positive for Once naaaa πππππππ
5) Chai, I can't Forget Those Times In Primary School when We Nórmally Sing The Lórds Prayer
"Díe Kingdom Bórn, Yahóo Be Dóne on Eárth, As is it Heaven" π³ππππ
6) Pastor put #8K as Offering on Sunday in the offering Bõx, and at the Ënd of the service, they Calculated #95 as the Total Offering mòney π³π³π³
I nΔver Knew Our Pastor Fìght than Bus CΕnductor π₯πππππ
7) Wíckedness Started From 1960 Tailors, The Tróusers My Dad Wóre To Snáp Pics then,
It resembles Bédsheétsππππ
Please If Pólîce Stóp You For Road, Just Give Thém Mónëy And Go! πͺπ₯Ίππ
8). The Car , I entered Today Was Stópped By Pólice, And the Drivër Próudly Showed Them All His Licënse and Dócuments;
As He was Happily Stárting The Car, One Pólice man Just shouted
"Ogá, Show Us Your Dëath CΔrtificate!" π³π³π³πππππ
9). What Favour told me Today Pìerced my Heart, I Will NEVER NEVER make Jëst of her again π’ππ
The Motivational Words Favour Gave to me today Was so so Tòuching π§π’ππππ
I never Knew Favour was Gifted in Còunseling so so Much π₯Ίπ₯Ίππ
She told the Fëmales, that Anytime they're in their PeriΕd, and there's no Påd Avaìlable,
They shòuld use Ràg π₯π₯π³π³πππππππ
Cutieπππ’, As Long As You LIKE this Amazing Jokes, News Of Dëath Maybe Flying Around, But it Will Never Tõuch your Family Doòrstep, not to Talk of Penëtrating ππππππ
You're always my Friendππ, I'll Always keep on bringing More more, Please Don't Stop Fõllòwïng me to Grèatness π’ππππ§π’
PLEASE LIKE/FOLLOW ME FOR MORE JOKE π Ayoung Tita