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1. At the age of 25 you cannot cook, wash clothes,
sweep and you want men to love you for who you
are…
My sister, please who are you?πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

2. This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now Im afraid to pee

3. A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "Thats a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

4. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water

5. Wisdom is when u drop your girlfriend at her place. Her father comes out with cutlass to ask who you are, and u tell him that u are an UBER DRIVER.

6. Some girls cannot wait for 3yrs for a fresh graduate guy to get a job, but they can wait 12yrs for a guy in America to come back.
My Sister, ur stupidity is original

7. I have been looking for a place since yesterday to faint....when I heard a girl telling a guy that she fell down from her bed and broke her virginity

8. Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!


9. That awkward moment when you are sitting beside your crush in church and your mum starts giving testimonies about how god delivered You from bed wetting

10. Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband?

11. Ehen Someone said "rape is not a sin, it's just a surprise sex , and i commented, "may ur sisters be surprised by men
He blocked me Did I say anything bad?

Lemme bê going
Love u all ❀ juicekingzekielJuiceking Zekiel
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