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1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that
her 35 years old son refúsés to call me
daddy

2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays
I st0pped
a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd
me

3. Doing the homework

Alone=10 min

Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps
+163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10
attëmpted m*rdër


4. My fôwl is løst
I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
if You refúse, you're the thiΔ“f


5. Please when we bloçk someone on
WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?

6. My friends I decided to drop out of school
to focus on my studies
I no gree for anybody.
Says a girl called PrΔ“cious πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

7. When other birds sing we enjoy

but when the ówl sings, everybody
becomes a pastor

8. After using everyone's charger she
don't know who inflat£d her battery 🀰🏻🀰🏻


9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating
chicken alone then you ask me for the
time, my brother it's 2:99am
idïòt

10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slΔ“ep
with your enΔ“my everyday


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Although I am not the best,I am Among the best

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LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ 1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that her 35 years old son refúsés to call me daddy 😏😏😭πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄ 2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays I st0pped😏😏 a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd meπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ™Š 3. Doing the homework Alone=10 min😜πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps +163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10 attëmpted m*rdër😭😭😭 🀣🀣🀣🀣 4. My fôwl is løst I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups if You refúse, you're the thiΔ“fπŸ˜ πŸ™„πŸ™„ 🀷‍β™‚οΈπŸ€·‍♂️ 5. Please when we bloçk someone on WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜‘πŸ€¦‍β™‚οΈπŸ€¦‍β™‚οΈπŸ€©πŸšΆ 6. My friends I decided to drop out of schoolπŸ˜’πŸ˜’ to focus on my studiesπŸ™„πŸ™„ I no gree for anybody. Says a girl called PrΔ“cious 🀷🏻‍β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸ»‍♀️ 7. When other birds sing we enjoy πŸ₯πŸ¦œπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ¦… but when the ówl sings, everybody πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰πŸ¦‰ becomes a pastor😭😭😭 8. After using everyone's charger she don't know who inflat£d her battery πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ€°πŸ»πŸ€°πŸ» πŸ’”πŸƒ‍β™‚οΈπŸƒ‍♂️ 9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating chicken alone then you ask me for the time, my brother it's 2:99amπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ idïòt🀧🀧 10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slΔ“ep with your enΔ“my everyday 🀣 πŸƒπŸ˜πŸ€£ I am Boohempire Although I am not the best,I am Among the best FØLLØW me for more of my jokes! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ‘‰ BoohEmpire Diary