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The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.”
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—Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail
91. “Good parenting means investing in your child's future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.”
—Lin-Manuel Miranda
92. “I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
—Anonymous
93. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
—Groucho Marx
94. “I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
—Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada
95. “My perfect beautiful miracle baby? Never slept. Ever. Never. Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.”
—Shonda Rimes
96. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
—Damien Fahey
97. “Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.”
—Anonymous
98. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
—Jack Whitehall
99. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
—Noel Coward
100. “Trying is the first step toward failure.”
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
101. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
—Zach Galifianakis
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The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.”
—Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail
91. “Good parenting means investing in your child's future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.”
—Lin-Manuel Miranda
92. “I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
—Anonymous
93. “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
—Groucho Marx
94. “I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
—Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada
95. “My perfect beautiful miracle baby? Never slept. Ever. Never. Twelve years later the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.”
—Shonda Rimes
96. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”
—Damien Fahey
97. “Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes.”
—Anonymous
98. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
—Jack Whitehall
99. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
—Noel Coward
100. “Trying is the first step toward failure.”
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
101. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
—Zach Galifianakis
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