English
1. You dey 300 level façulty of law….
Small Argúmēnt têårs don full ur eyes
Na so u wan take win Çase???
2. I remember when I told my maths teacher I did the assignment but left it at home. The wïçkéd man carried me to my house on his bike
3. Relātionship no hãrd. Na you dey find Healthy Relātionship with person wey no well
4. Responsibility wan k!ll the responsible people. Irrespønsible people never know wetin God do for them.
5. U fit dey collect DØGS make your babe dey collect D0ggy
6. That sweet slēep that comes
During morning devotion
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But the slāps that folløws
7. The way I can manage 100MB and can't manage 2GB sçäres me
8. 2010 wey I suppose dey bømb......
I go dey følløw dem dey watch pôwer rāngers
9. Govmnt shud be paying we memers cuz we put smile on De face of their Sâd citizens✌
10. My Crúsh saved my name as "status viewer" . I'm not çryíng
11. I'm going to studio to record my latest album
“I'm a côck, i'm côck, kukuruku”
“I'm a côck and me I don't care, kukuruku”
“A côck enter different holes, goat and cow no fit enter, kukuruku”
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12. Am not a th!ef but don't ask me to fry ripe plantain for u
#Boohempire
13. Sometimes it's ur friends that keeps ur enēmīes updated, becareful
14. Räcism will never end
as long as white cars
are using black tyres.
15. If yaff nor yet swêãr for NEPA b4 ya not a Nigerian
16. Once again, If we are not meant to eat food at night why is there light in the fridge
17. I wan know the kyn colos wey you drāg wey go make you think say your Babe no fit chêāt on you.
18. Pōōr man wey chop 2 sliçes of bread and tea for breakfast na pøverty but for rich man, na healthy living
19. “No let them Know your plan,”
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na why I dey use kettle cōok spag
20. "Ride on Pastor" for church, "Baby let me ride you" after church.
Your heaven no sure
21. When a person want to have sëx with a girl you will be hearing all kinda promises
I over heard my neighbour telling a girl that he will buy the heaven for her with 2 Angel inside 🙆🏽♂️
22. We shouldn't be doing this but you still dey unhōok br@
23. I st0pped posting memes because most of you ignøre it a lot. Mark Nsukabread seize my engagement, you sef kuku
Dey snúb me
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Cutie , please use 3 seconds of your time to følløw me and also shar£ too, please am beggíng you to følløw me please
BoohEmpire Diary
Small Argúmēnt têårs don full ur eyes
Na so u wan take win Çase???
2. I remember when I told my maths teacher I did the assignment but left it at home. The wïçkéd man carried me to my house on his bike
3. Relātionship no hãrd. Na you dey find Healthy Relātionship with person wey no well
4. Responsibility wan k!ll the responsible people. Irrespønsible people never know wetin God do for them.
5. U fit dey collect DØGS make your babe dey collect D0ggy
6. That sweet slēep that comes
During morning devotion
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But the slāps that folløws
7. The way I can manage 100MB and can't manage 2GB sçäres me
8. 2010 wey I suppose dey bømb......
I go dey følløw dem dey watch pôwer rāngers
9. Govmnt shud be paying we memers cuz we put smile on De face of their Sâd citizens✌
10. My Crúsh saved my name as "status viewer" . I'm not çryíng
11. I'm going to studio to record my latest album
“I'm a côck, i'm côck, kukuruku”
“I'm a côck and me I don't care, kukuruku”
“A côck enter different holes, goat and cow no fit enter, kukuruku”
*
12. Am not a th!ef but don't ask me to fry ripe plantain for u
#Boohempire
13. Sometimes it's ur friends that keeps ur enēmīes updated, becareful
14. Räcism will never end
as long as white cars
are using black tyres.
15. If yaff nor yet swêãr for NEPA b4 ya not a Nigerian
16. Once again, If we are not meant to eat food at night why is there light in the fridge
17. I wan know the kyn colos wey you drāg wey go make you think say your Babe no fit chêāt on you.
18. Pōōr man wey chop 2 sliçes of bread and tea for breakfast na pøverty but for rich man, na healthy living
19. “No let them Know your plan,”
*
na why I dey use kettle cōok spag
20. "Ride on Pastor" for church, "Baby let me ride you" after church.
Your heaven no sure
21. When a person want to have sëx with a girl you will be hearing all kinda promises
I over heard my neighbour telling a girl that he will buy the heaven for her with 2 Angel inside 🙆🏽♂️
22. We shouldn't be doing this but you still dey unhōok br@
23. I st0pped posting memes because most of you ignøre it a lot. Mark Nsukabread seize my engagement, you sef kuku
Dey snúb me
.
Cutie , please use 3 seconds of your time to følløw me and also shar£ too, please am beggíng you to følløw me please
BoohEmpire Diary
1. You dey 300 level façulty of law….
Small Argúmēnt têårs 😭 don full ur eyes 👀
Na so u wan take win 🏆 Çase???🙄🙄
2. I remember when I told my maths teacher I did the assignment but left it at home. The wïçkéd man carried me to my house on his bike😭
3. Relātionship no hãrd. Na you dey find Healthy Relātionship with person wey no well🙄
4. Responsibility wan k!ll the responsible people. Irrespønsible people never know wetin God do for them.🤕🤕
5. U fit dey collect DØGS make your babe dey collect D0ggy😒
6. That sweet slēep that comes
During morning devotion 😋
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
But the slāps that folløws😩😩
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
7. The way I can manage 100MB and can't manage 2GB sçäres me😩
8. 2010 wey I suppose dey bømb......
I go dey følløw dem dey watch pôwer rāngers😑
9. Govmnt shud be paying we memers cuz we put smile on De face of their Sâd citizens✌
10. My Crúsh saved my name as "status viewer" . I'm not çryíng 🙂
11. I'm going to studio to record my latest album💥🤗
“I'm a côck, i'm côck, kukuruku” 🐓
“I'm a côck and me I don't care, kukuruku” 🐓
“A côck enter different holes, goat and cow no fit enter, kukuruku” 🐓🍆
*
😂😂😂😂
12. Am not a th!ef but don't ask me to fry ripe plantain for u😌😌
#Boohempire
13. Sometimes it's ur friends that keeps ur enēmīes updated, becareful 🙏✌️
14. Räcism will never end
as long as white cars
are using black tyres.✌️✌️
15. If yaff nor yet swêãr for NEPA b4 ya not a Nigerian😪😪
16. Once again, If we are not meant to eat food at night why is there light in the fridge🤔
17. I wan know the kyn colos wey you drāg wey go make you think say your Babe no fit chêāt on you. 😂😂
18. Pōōr man wey chop 2 sliçes of bread and tea for breakfast na pøverty but for rich man, na healthy living🤕
19. “No let them Know your plan,”
*
na why I dey use kettle cōok spag😕😞
😑😑😑😑😑😑
20. "Ride on Pastor" for church, "Baby let me ride you" after church.
Your heaven no sure😂
21. When a person want to have sëx with a girl you will be hearing all kinda promises 🤫😂
I over heard my neighbour telling a girl that he will buy the heaven for her with 2 👼 Angel inside 🙆🏽♂️🤣🤣
22. We shouldn't be doing this but you still dey unhōok br@🙄🙄
23. I st0pped posting memes because most of you ignøre it a lot. Mark Nsukabread seize my engagement, you sef kuku
Dey snúb me 😞😩😪😢😭
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✍️✍️✍️✍️
Cutie 😍🥰🤩, please use 3 seconds of your time to følløw me and also shar£ too, please am beggíng you to følløw me please🙏
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