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NEW JOKES
1. Ladies are powerful hen ‘ they can introduce two boyfriend at the same time.They will be like My love, Meet my sweetheart And you will hear the two idiots say Boss how far na
2. Poverty can make you wake up around 2am in the mid night,open your window and shout!! Who did I offēnd, and then go back to bed
3. My mother be like
I'm talking and you are quite
Me: But mum
Mum: Keep quiet. I'm talking and you are talking. you see African parents hen
4. Instead of būying Panadol you they buy data and post " this headache is kīlling me "
You are mād!
5. Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrong.
But you see those bottle of malts hen
They are very stubbørn
6. If I go Down on my Knees and Propose to a Girl and she says "NO", Upper-Cūt follow immediately!
I hate Nonsense
7. !Attention
!!Attention
!!!Attention
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls brothers and sisters mothers uncles and aunties and nieces doctors and nurses neighbours and colleagues students and graduates, I really don't have anything to say thanks for ur attention @
8. Someone said i should add my accøunt number so my good fans can atleast give me money for data {8030743830OPAY} Abi i no dey try
9. Interviewer: In ur next life would you like to be a Nigeria?
Me: God forbid , I rather be a tree in Europe🙆🏾♂
10. At home, you can't sleep with a small radio on.
But you can sleep in church with more than 8speakers bashing in your ears.
This is callēd *Dēmønic Software*
11. Nowadays, relatiønship is like a birthday party once the cake is eāten, the party is over
12. When I cāll my parents and they don't answer it's not Big DĒAL, but when they cāll me and I don't answer it's like WORLD WAR 3
13. How Girls Stand When They Find Out You Are Chēating On Them
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14. It took me hours to compose this joke reading without following me for more is not good
1. Ladies are powerful hen ‘ they can introduce two boyfriend at the same time.They will be like My love, Meet my sweetheart And you will hear the two idiots say Boss how far na
2. Poverty can make you wake up around 2am in the mid night,open your window and shout!! Who did I offēnd, and then go back to bed
3. My mother be like
I'm talking and you are quite
Me: But mum
Mum: Keep quiet. I'm talking and you are talking. you see African parents hen
4. Instead of būying Panadol you they buy data and post " this headache is kīlling me "
You are mād!
5. Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrong.
But you see those bottle of malts hen
They are very stubbørn
6. If I go Down on my Knees and Propose to a Girl and she says "NO", Upper-Cūt follow immediately!
I hate Nonsense
7. !Attention
!!Attention
!!!Attention
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls brothers and sisters mothers uncles and aunties and nieces doctors and nurses neighbours and colleagues students and graduates, I really don't have anything to say thanks for ur attention @
8. Someone said i should add my accøunt number so my good fans can atleast give me money for data {8030743830OPAY} Abi i no dey try
9. Interviewer: In ur next life would you like to be a Nigeria?
Me: God forbid , I rather be a tree in Europe🙆🏾♂
10. At home, you can't sleep with a small radio on.
But you can sleep in church with more than 8speakers bashing in your ears.
This is callēd *Dēmønic Software*
11. Nowadays, relatiønship is like a birthday party once the cake is eāten, the party is over
12. When I cāll my parents and they don't answer it's not Big DĒAL, but when they cāll me and I don't answer it's like WORLD WAR 3
13. How Girls Stand When They Find Out You Are Chēating On Them
<))>
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14. It took me hours to compose this joke reading without following me for more is not good
🤣NEW JOKES🤣
1. Ladies are powerful hen ‘ they can introduce two boyfriend at the same time.They will be like My love, Meet my sweetheart And you will hear the two idiots say Boss how far na😂😂
2. Poverty can make you wake up around 2am in the mid night,open your window and shout🗣️!! Who did I offēnd, and then go back to bed 😂🙆
3. My mother be like
I'm talking and you are quite
Me: But mum
Mum: Keep quiet. I'm talking and you are talking. you see African parents hen😁😂
4. Instead of būying Panadol 💊 you they buy data and post " this headache is kīlling me "
You are mād!
😂😂
5. Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrong.
But you see those bottle of malts hen🤣😒
They are very stubbørn 😂😂
6. If I go Down on my Knees and Propose to a Girl and she says "NO", Upper-Cūt follow immediately!
I hate Nonsense 😂😏
7. !Attention
!!Attention
!!!Attention
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls brothers and sisters mothers uncles and aunties and nieces doctors and nurses neighbours and colleagues students and graduates, I really don't have anything to say thanks for ur attention @
😂🤣
8. Someone said i should add my accøunt number so my good fans can atleast give me money for data {8030743830OPAY} Abi i no dey try 😔🥰😁🚶
9. Interviewer: In ur next life would you like to be a Nigeria?
Me: God forbid , I rather be a tree in Europe🙆🏾♂😀😂😂
10. At home, you can't sleep with a small radio on.
But you can sleep in church with more than 8speakers bashing in your ears.
This is callēd *Dēmønic Software*😂🙄😂
11. Nowadays, relatiønship is like a birthday party once the cake is eāten, the party is over🥱😂😂
12. When I cāll my parents and they don't answer it's not Big DĒAL, but when they cāll me and I don't answer it's like WORLD WAR 3😂
13. How Girls Stand When They Find Out You Are Chēating On Them
😠
<))>
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14. It took me hours to compose this joke reading without following me for more is not good