30 Unknown facts about Kanayo O Kanayo✍🏽
1)Kanayo doesnt act for Nollywood, Nollywood acts for Kanayo.
2) Kanayo has never made a mistake while delivering his lines on set, if he does the director changes the script and the mistake becomes the new script.
3)Kanayo is never late for shooting, if dem born u well tell am say e come late🫴🏽
4)Kanayo doesn’t use his wristwatches to tell time, he decides what time it is!
5) if you’ve ever been unlucky enough to share a ride or cab with kanayo, you’ll notice all the AC vents are faced downwards coz dem no born you well to blow kanayo 4 face…even if u b AC
6)kanayo’s vehicles never enter gallop or speed bump coz kanayo is smooth!
7)nobody knows this but kanayo was actually born in the year 1609, the same year the illuminati was founded..if you like think its a coincidence
8)Judging from his age, kanayo should have been dead a long time ago…but death can’t take him coz death is one of his pets
9) kanayo saves nollywood studios money by bringing real blood and using real disappearing charm instead of CGI/VFX nd fake blood
10) His victims in the movie are killed for real and then revived after shooting by kanayo, remember death is his pet
11) you don’t shout “cut” when kanayo is still acting…u just keep shooting till he decides to stop acting..wich usually takes days, sometimes weeks
12) kanayo does NOT eat food or drink..he just does it on camera so we’ll feel he’s also mortal like the rest of us
13) Long time ago Kanayo stopped by the roadside to pee…the place he peed is now known as river niger.
14)Mungo park claimed he discovered river niger, which means he was the one peeping at kanayo while he was peeing…no wonder the poor guy didn’t live past 35
15)kanayo once dashed his leg on a stone and the stone broke into many small pieces….one of those small pieces are known today as Zuma rock
16) Kanayo owns a pump-action as his personal pistol
17) Kanayo doesn’t have a gateman, he simply looks at his gates and they burst open
18) kanayo can use one feather
to kill twenty birds
19) they said what an elder sees while sitting, a child cannot see it even if he climbs mount Everest, but kanayo can see it with his eyes closed, from a 10ft deep ditch, while facing the opposite direction!
20)There are no Earthquakes, Tsunamis, tornados
etc In Nigeria coz Kanayo lives here…and we all know that natural disaster no fit do natural disaster!
21) The day kanayo was born Kanayo carried his mother and 2 elder sisters home from the hospital on his bicycle
22)Kanayo uses his deep freezer to boil eggs
23)kanayo doesn’t fry chickens, the chickens kill eachoda, process themselves, fry themselves and jump into his mouth whenever he needs fried chicken
24)if kanayo orders fastfood, the food gets to him before its cooked, dished nd served.
25)Ancestors pour libations to kanayo for protection and prosperity
26)witches and wizards gather around campfires and tell scary stories about kanayo o kanayo
27)when kanayo was mistakenly taken to a temple for money rituals …he gave the grand master wealth and 6months to live
28) Kanayo doesn’t have any kids out of wedlock like 2baba because he can command his sperm to stop swimming and come back to him!
29) The money kanayo and other actors use(spray n spend) in money ritual movies is his personal money…that’s why the money never finishes!
30) if you actually enjoyed this writeup and u don’t follow my page, you’ll be kanayo o kanayo’s next victim…your name don dey doomed list sef..just follow up make i help u beg am!
#copied30 Unknown facts about Kanayo O Kanayo✍🏽
1)Kanayo doesnt act for Nollywood, Nollywood acts for Kanayo.
2) Kanayo has never made a mistake while delivering his lines on set, if he does the director changes the script and the mistake becomes the new script.
3)Kanayo is never late for shooting, if dem born u well tell am say e come late🫴🏽
4)Kanayo doesn’t use his wristwatches to tell time, he decides what time it is!
5) if you’ve ever been unlucky enough to share a ride or cab with kanayo, you’ll notice all the AC vents are faced downwards coz dem no born you well to blow kanayo 4 face…even if u b AC
6)kanayo’s vehicles never enter gallop or speed bump coz kanayo is smooth!
7)nobody knows this but kanayo was actually born in the year 1609, the same year the illuminati was founded..if you like think its a coincidence
8)Judging from his age, kanayo should have been dead a long time ago…but death can’t take him coz death is one of his pets
9) kanayo saves nollywood studios money by bringing real blood and using real disappearing charm instead of CGI/VFX nd fake blood
10) His victims in the movie are killed for real and then revived after shooting by kanayo, remember death is his pet
11) you don’t shout “cut” when kanayo is still acting…u just keep shooting till he decides to stop acting..wich usually takes days, sometimes weeks
12) kanayo does NOT eat food or drink..he just does it on camera so we’ll feel he’s also mortal like the rest of us
13) Long time ago Kanayo stopped by the roadside to pee…the place he peed is now known as river niger.
14)Mungo park claimed he discovered river niger, which means he was the one peeping at kanayo while he was peeing…no wonder the poor guy didn’t live past 35😔
15)kanayo once dashed his leg on a stone and the stone broke into many small pieces….one of those small pieces are known today as Zuma rock 🪨
16) Kanayo owns a pump-action as his personal pistol
17) Kanayo doesn’t have a gateman, he simply looks at his gates and they burst open
18) kanayo can use one feather 🪶 to kill twenty birds
19) they said what an elder sees while sitting, a child cannot see it even if he climbs mount Everest, but kanayo can see it with his eyes closed, from a 10ft deep ditch, while facing the opposite direction!
20)There are no Earthquakes, Tsunamis, tornados 🌪️ etc In Nigeria coz Kanayo lives here…and we all know that natural disaster no fit do natural disaster!
21) The day kanayo was born Kanayo carried his mother and 2 elder sisters home from the hospital on his bicycle
22)Kanayo uses his deep freezer to boil eggs
23)kanayo doesn’t fry chickens, the chickens kill eachoda, process themselves, fry themselves and jump into his mouth whenever he needs fried chicken
24)if kanayo orders fastfood, the food gets to him before its cooked, dished nd served.
25)Ancestors pour libations to kanayo for protection and prosperity
26)witches and wizards gather around campfires and tell scary stories about kanayo o kanayo
27)when kanayo was mistakenly taken to a temple for money rituals …he gave the grand master wealth and 6months to live
28) Kanayo doesn’t have any kids out of wedlock like 2baba because he can command his sperm to stop swimming and come back to him!
29) The money kanayo and other actors use(spray n spend) in money ritual movies is his personal money…that’s why the money never finishes!
30) if you actually enjoyed this writeup and u don’t follow my page, you’ll be kanayo o kanayo’s next victim…your name don dey doomed list sef..just follow up make i help u beg am!
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