🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣️ “God please let me sit down near a person that knows book” because the stúpid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn’t have sense😩 God finally answered my prayer, the girl that I sat with was an Albin0👩🏻 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope👓, so I knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋😇 As the paper started, this girl started to misbehäve. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, I was spying the answer from one déadly angle🙂😒 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying✍️ her answer and started shouting at me, but I just ignored her, considering the fact I had almost copied finish 😗 The next thing that I heard was my phone’s message tune “This useless boy has finally sent the answer” I sighed😌 and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet📄 #divinesmart I then tore and trashed the one that I copied🗑️ from the albin0 girl👩🏻 and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒🙄 I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see “Dear Customer, Enjoy your day by listening to “commas”... To Download “ commas” by Ara Star#-50 text 3 to 4900 🙆‍♀️💔😭😆😆 Cutie 🥰 follow my profile to read more interesting jokes and stories everyday 👇 👇 👇 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Divine Smart for more

Proudly a NIGERIAN 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 Hausa is one of the most widely spoken indigenous languages in Africa, competing favourably with Swahili. It is the most widely spoken language in Nigeria and Niger republic as well as the dominant indegenous language in West Africa. The Hausa people are easy going, generous (sometimes to a fault) and generally trust worthy (aminci). Their cuisine is very rich from various types of Tuwo (Shinkafa, Dawa, Masara etc) with accompanying soups to the famous "Suya", Kuli Kuli, dambu, alkubus, biski, gurasa, fate etc. They are great farmers and produce onions, rice, ground nut, peppers, tomatoes and many grains in large quantities. They are one of the few ethnic groups in Africa that delight in chatting online exclusively in Hausa. They are also known to be never ashamed of speaking their language any where in the world. They give their language first place among all languages. Similarly, they give special consideration to whoever attempts to speak in Hausa. Consequently, the language keeps spreading like wild fire. It is one of the very few languages in Africa with foreign stations like BBC, VOA, RFI etc broadcasting in their language. Join me to celebrate them as today, the 26th of August is "Ranar Hausa" - International Hausa Day. 💳 #DailyTrust Copied

Evening laughter 😂 During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣 “God please let me sit down near a person that knows book” because the stúpid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn’t have sense God finally answered my prayer, the girl that I sat with was an Albin0 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope, so I knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋😇 As the paper started, this girl started to misbehäve. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, I was spying the answer from one déadly angle😒 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying️ her answer and started shouting at me, but I just ignored her, considering the fact I had almost copied finish 😗 The next thing that I heard was my phone’s message tune “This useless boy has finally sent the answer” I sighed and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet I then tore and trashed the one that I copied️ from the albin0 girl and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒🙄 I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see “Dear Customer, Enjoy your day by listening to “TWE TWE”... To Download “TWE TWE” by KIZZ DANIEL at #-50 text 3 to 4900 🙆‍♀️💔😭😆😆 I just started this page and I need some supporters to follow and review my page and I would really appreciate that.🥺❤😘 _Marvin's Studio +

Evening laughter 😂 During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣 “God please let me sit down near a person that knows book” because the stúpid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn’t have sense God finally answered my prayer, the girl that I sat with was an Albin0 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope, so I knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋😇 As the paper started, this girl started to misbehäve. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, I was spying the answer from one déadly angle😒 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying️ her answer and started shouting at me, but I just ignored her, considering the fact I had almost copied finish 😗 The next thing that I heard was my phone’s message tune “This useless boy has finally sent the answer” I sighed and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet I then tore and trashed the one that I copied️ from the albin0 girl and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒🙄 I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see “Dear Customer, Enjoy your day by listening to “TWE TWE”... To Download “TWE TWE” by KIZZ DANIEL at #-50 text 3 to 4900 🙆‍♀️💔😭😆😆 I just started this page and I need some supporters to follow and review my page and I would really appreciate that.🥺❤😘 _Marvin's Studio +

I'm kind of surprised that so many of those other books were almost exactly like mine. They even follow the form. There were some books that even copied the stamp. It shows so little imagination.

The blind old man and the marketer One day, a blind man was sitting on the steps of a building with a hat near his feet and a sign that said, “I am blind, please help!” One famous marketer was on his way to work, passing an old man and stopped. He looked at the disabled man who only had a few coins in his hat. He threw him a couple of coins and wrote new words on the sign without his permission. He left it to the blind man and left. In the afternoon he returned and saw that the hat was full of coins and money. The blind man recognized him by his steps and asked if he was the man who copied the tablet. He also wanted to know what exactly he had written. He replied: “Nothing that would be untrue. I just wrote it a little differently." He smiled and left. The new inscription on the sign was: “It’s a beautiful day, but I can’t see it.”

I wan learn how to cook Egusi soup gather, here and learn. Rozy kitchen #copied #CelebrityPainter

Husband planned to marry another wife without the knowledge of first wife,on the day of the wedding the parents of the bride refused that the first wife must be there before they accept to join them together(husband and wife),so the husband put a call through to the first wife and sent the address to her to come and join them not knowing the first wife is aware of the wedding before.Now the family of the husband called her repeatedly but she said she won't come not until they come and tell her normally and reschedule the wedding party.If you are the husband what would you do and remember the party is already going on.???????? COPIED

“Olamide was the first celebrity to ever follow me on social media. When I saw him following me, I went straight to his DM begging him to do a song with me. I wrote a message and copied it to my clipboard. Anytime I saw him online, I would run and copy it, then come and paste and send it to him. If I notice he just posted on his story, I will know he is online, so i'll quickly copy the message and paste again. There were times he would read the message, sometimes he would just ignore it. After I had messaged him about 100 times, one day, he called me and decided to feature me. That's how he led me to Davido, and my life changed when Davido did a video with my song and posted it on his Instagram.” ~ Zlatan Ibile reveals Follow Asakemusic

#Copied ORDINARY boyfriend ooh, not even husband! He will have free s3x with you anytime and anyhow he likes. He'll drink 1000mg of tramadol mixed in alcohol for extra strength to turn you up and down on his cheap mouka foam. He won't use any protection because he wants to enjoy the full 3D pleasures. "If you say you love me prove it" How do I prove that I love you? "Give it to me skin to skin, after all other people are doing it". You'll use your own money to buy postinor10 55times in a month and be licking it like “Vitamin C” to avoid pregnancy.. You'll be borrowing him your hard earned money you know he will never refund. You give him your tithe, your savings, and even your pension. You'll be worshipping his mother like a semi mother of god, because without her approval you cannot marry her beloved son. Dating a baby that is not even mature enough to make up his own mind and stand by it, but when it comes to asking you for sex he doesn't go and worship your own mother to get her permission, you just open the gate for him to enter like it's one MTN customer care office. Aunty sim registration officer. Even you are not old enough to make up your own mind and stand by it. And on top of all that sacrifice he'll still be cheating on you. And beating you in front of everybody in his "face me I face you" compound when you confront him. Ordinary boyfriend, not even husband oh! Aunty hold your ears and repeat after me in fact shout it loud "EVERY DEMON EATING UP MY BRAIN OR USING IT TO DRINK GARRI WITH SMOKED FISH, DIE BY FIRE!" Oya pray that prayer with impunity and aggression! I've said my own sha... 😂😂😂 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 👀👀👀👀👀 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄