So, Emeka traveled to his village for his cousin’s wedding. You know how village weddings are—plenty of food, music, and elders who believe every young man should be married by force.
As soon as Emeka arrived, his mother started her usual wahala.
"Emeka, see your cousin Chibuzor, he is getting married today. You, when?"
He ignored her. He had bigger problems—like surviving the wedding food.
Now, at every Nigerian wedding, there are different types of food servers:
The Generous Aunties – They give extra meat because they know your family.
The Wicked Servers – They look at you like you stole their future and give you only one spoon of rice.
The Selective Givers – If you’re fine, you get jollof rice and chicken; if not, you get plain rice and regret.
Unfortunately, Emeka ended up in front of Mama Nkechi, the Wicked Server of the Year.
"Young man, rice or swallow?" she asked.
"Rice, ma," he said politely.
She scooped half a spoon and moved on.
"Aunty, please add more," he begged.
She eyed him.
"Did you contribute to the wedding budget?"
Frustrated, he whispered to his cousin, "Guy, your wife’s people are wicked o!"
But before he could recover, his mother dragged him towards a group of aunties.
"Mummy, where are we going?"
"To meet a fine village girl for you. You must marry this year!"
Emeka realized that hunger was the least of his problems.
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So, Emeka traveled to his village for his cousin’s wedding. You know how village weddings are—plenty of food, music, and elders who believe every young man should be married by force.
As soon as Emeka arrived, his mother started her usual wahala.
"Emeka, see your cousin Chibuzor, he is getting married today. You, when?"
He ignored her. He had bigger problems—like surviving the wedding food.
Now, at every Nigerian wedding, there are different types of food servers:
👉The Generous Aunties – They give extra meat because they know your family.
👉The Wicked Servers – They look at you like you stole their future and give you only one spoon of rice.
👉The Selective Givers – If you’re fine, you get jollof rice and chicken; if not, you get plain rice and regret.
Unfortunately, Emeka ended up in front of Mama Nkechi, the Wicked Server of the Year.
"Young man, rice or swallow?" she asked.
"Rice, ma," he said politely.
She scooped half a spoon and moved on.
"Aunty, please add more," he begged.
She eyed him.
"Did you contribute to the wedding budget?"
Frustrated, he whispered to his cousin, "Guy, your wife’s people are wicked o!"
But before he could recover, his mother dragged him towards a group of aunties.
"Mummy, where are we going?"
"To meet a fine village girl for you. You must marry this year!"
Emeka realized that hunger was the least of his problems. 😭😂
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