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A woman goes shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she absolutely loves. Excitedly, she says, "I need to have these!" The husband looks at the price tag and replies, "No way, love. They're way too expensive!" Later that night, as they're lying in bed, the husband decides to try his luck and places his hand gently on her hip. The wife turns to him and says with a smirk, "Sorry, love, but if you’re not willing to shoe the horse, you’re not riding it!"

I have a friend who is getting married in two weeks time. I don't know whether she's still my friend or not, because of how I answered her treasurer today. This lady created a WhatsApp group for fundraising and people don't contribute money. We're roughly 200 but so far less than 60 people have contributed and most of them have contributed less than two thousand. The problem with the treasurer is that he doesn't want us to breathe. He reminds us to contribute like 7 times a day in the group and has been to our inboxes severally to remind us of the same. Imagine waking up to a text reminding you to contribute to a wedding daily, a wedding that you clearly know you haven't contributed to. You ignore and continue with your business, only to receive a call reminding you of the same. The treasurer can pressure ehnnn I wrote in the group that they should stop reminding us because the inbox and calls may not sit well with most of us, a few people supported me, which made the group heated for some hours. The treasurer agreed not to text or call again. He kept a low profile for a few days, only for him to resurface again with the calls on Wednesday. I got agitated today and gave him a stern warning never to call my number even if the bride is my friend. I finished by asking if not contributing my 1k will stop anyone from getting married. He hanged up after promising me never to tag, call or text. My friend has been writing cryptic status updates on WhatsApp reminding the world how fake friends are and can't support you. She even wrote that she wished spinsters knew how expensive weddings are. Really??😂😂😂 #everyone #copied #everyonehighlights

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